Radcliffe Can't Act

As you all know we here at CoMH love making lists of bad actors and there's no film franchise that has more bad actors than Harry Potter. So here it is, what you've all been waiting for, the top 10 bad actors from the Harry Potter (we all know who's number one but let's all act surprised when we get there)

10) Ron Weasley (a.k.a. Grinty)



Perhaps the biggest surprise in our countdown, yes it's Grinty a former Prick who once made the top 5 of our all time bad actors special last year. We here at CoMH have started to warm to Grinty, he made an appearance as a Pick and we've realised that he plays a ginger person perfectly because we hate and mistrust him just like real ginger people. Well done Grinty, you're pretty bad but there are 9 worse than you.

9) Barty Crouch jnr. (a.k.a Dr. Who)



Seriously what the hell was with that weird tongue thing he was doing? He seems to think he's an actual snake...Yeah this was just an awful performance. I guess it runs in the early (see below to get this very clever joke).


8) Barty Crouch snr. (a.k.a. Trigger off Only Fools On Horses)



Yeah Trigger does a pretty awful job at acting. He was good in Only Fools And Horses and The Vicar of Dibley yet in The Goblet of Fire he almost rivals the regular Harry Potter cast with his bad acting. What the hell was wrong with his voice? He was crap in Dr. Who to, maybe it's time to call it a day.

7) Cederic Diggory (a.k.a. puffy vampire out of Twilight)


Oh he's so handsome...hang on no he isn't. Yes it's the world's most popular actor with teenage girls. Before he became the world's gayest vampire he filled our lives with his brand of bad acting in Goblet of Fire (first appearances of) which has supplied us with 3 of our top 10.


6) Neville Longbottom (a.k.a. Snaggledtooth)



Eugh, where do you start with this one? Bad teeth, bad acting. Connection? Possibly.


5) Luna Lovegood (a.k.a. justification for racism against the Irish)



The youngest on the list, we accept we have to be sensitive here. How can I put this without hurting your feelings. YOU CAN'T ACT PLEASE STOP NOW!

4) Albus Dumbledore (a.k.a. lazy Gambon phoning it in)



OK we all know Richard Harris died during the filming of the Chamber of Secrets and at the end they operate his corpse using a system of pulleys and sticks but even that lifeless performance wasn't as bad as Gambon in the role. He really doesn't try. Dumbledore is supposed to care about what's going on but he never does in the films. And he shouts. Alot.


3) Dudley Dursley (a.k.a. gimpy chav)



Where's your mum Potter? Yes who can forget that terrible delivery. He is just one head on the 3 headed dog of bad acting. He helped make the opening ten minutes of the Order of the Pheonix the worst acting ever caught on camera.

2) Mrs Figg (a.k.a. seriously what the hell? Where did you find this thing?)



She's got a tash and talks like she's got Parkinson's, she's head number 2.

1) Harry Potter (a.k.a. he who can not act, the one and only Daniel Radcliffe)



Well who else could be number 1. He's by far the worst actor ever to have lived. He's also the second biggest Dick's Prick of all time (recently surpassed by Jordan of course). Seriously how does this guy get people to pay him to "act". It's offensive to me.

There are so many others we could have included on this list such as creepy annoying Lenny Henry skull thing, Crabbe, Goyle, all the Weasleys, random black boy and so many more but we feel this list represents the very worst acting in the Harry Potter universe. We still have two films left to go so there's still time for Danny Dyer to turn up.

To those who think we are unfair to the young actors in Harry Potter who are just trying to make a living we say this. Ask the Pope, God doesn't like Harry Potter, so it's ok. And there is no forgiving Daniel Radcliffe having a successful career.

Peace & Love

Dick Smalls