Tuesday 26 May 2009

A Dose of Dick

A Dose of Dick


with the Man, the Myth, the Legend...
Mr. Dick Smalls

CAUTION:
The following blog features graphic images of gingers trying to look attractive

Greetings and salutations my fellow Huggynites. I'm starting to get used to our new blog home, it's a shame myspace has become an unsuitable location for A Dose of Dick but Blogger is a great place to be. So what's been happening here at CoMH? Chet has now recovered from his alcoholism thanks laregly to the scriptures of the CoMH. He found the guidance he needed and now he's completely cured! Jimmy's fecal matter has been red since he started eating those red wax crayons, is that the reason or is it perhaps some sort of anal cancer? We don't know but I suspect it's the crayons. Our Mexican representative Taco Sanchez was diagnosed with swine flue a few weeks back but seems to be responding well to treatment but when he's visits Britain next month we'll burn his body just to make sure.Well let's get on to those old favourites of ours, today's Dick's Picks are in fact the Pick's of CoMH legend Jimmy Dense.

1. The Colour Yellow


Yes Jimmy just loves the colour yellow. It's all bright and happy like the sun.

2. The Kids of Widney High



A band of retards that can sing? Excellent.

3. Red Wax Crayons



Jimmy's favourite drawing tool and mid afternoon snack, the red wax crayon we salute you!

Dick's Pricks:

Doesn't it show how bad the world is when we find it easier to come up with Pricks much easier than Picks. Well here are three more things that grate my cheese!

1. Rupert Grint


Yes I vomited when I first saw this picture. Joining legendary Sex Offender Josef Fritzl, Grint becomes only the second person to hold the title of prick for a second time. And judging by this picture it probably won't be the last. I mean what the hell is this? You're ginger just shave it off don't grow it, don't style it, destroy it!

2. Polar Bears


The Polar Bear...natures most over rated creature. Stupid, pathetic smelly animals that could never beat a penguin in a fight no matter what anyone says.

3. Newcastle United


Is it wrong to laugh at the misfortune of Newcastle United Football Club? No? Good. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And now it's time for a new section, Smug Git of the Week, where we take a look at a smug git we just want to punch. And this week's Smug Git is...

Seth McFarlane (And pretty much anyone that works on Family Guy)

Seriously is there anyone smugger than these freak faced mongoloid? Responsible for 90% of the world's smug, McFarlane and the other used tampons that work on Family Guy ooze Smugness with every breath they take. You make a mildly amusing cartoon. You don't need to have group masturbation sessions over everything you write because you think you are so good. You really aren't that great and Family Guy has declined rapidly since it returned from cancelation and yes it's your fault cause you are so damn smug. Let's hope someone wipes the smugness from your face with their fist very soon.

And as usual we end with our words of wisdom and here are todays:

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life"

Peace & Love
Dick Smalls