Saturday 25 December 2010

Merry Fucking Christmas




Merry Christmas my fellow Huggynites and welcome to a Christmas Day Dose of Dick with me Dick Smalls. Things have been a bit hectic here at C.o.M.H. Towers but we are glad to be back in business with our second annual Christmas special. This Christmas has pretty much been the worst in living memory. Despite the fact we gave him a job that cheap bastard Danny Dyer gave us all a copy of his latest comedy football DVD "Man with Ball Falls Over... Twice," the less said about the Rev the better but it seems unlikely he'll be returning to the blog anytime soon and Ned (you remember Ned he was the Irish fashion "expert" character we used that one time) was disagnosed with AIDS and now he's dead so he won't be coming back either. But good news 2011 will see a total relaunch of A Dose of Dick with some new and better people and it'll all be a bit less shit. Anyway this is the bit where have a go at people that probably don't deserve it. Enjoy a festive Dose of Dick!






1. Jesus


Happy birthday Jesus! Woohoo.



2. Father Christmas



Yeah Father Christmas again. So what if we had the same picks as last Christmas who were you expecting? The Prophet Mohammed? Do you want us to be responsible for another 9/11? Well do you? No? Then stop your bitching and except we just phone it in at Christmas.



1. Snow



Damn you snow! With your coldness and your ability to make things all white.

2. Ice


Damn you ice with your coldness and your ability to make things slippy.





Look it's Cliff at Christmas, yay!



This Christmas in my poo I found the missing piece of my Lego Pirate Ship which means I can play pirates now!



Ah Grinty you do suit this very Christmassy look you ginger beauty.




"Redcar council has ruled that the town cannot have a nativity scene. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.