tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43208781094029972762023-11-16T06:14:03.303+00:00The Church of Mike Huggins ArchivesEnjoy previous installments of all your C.o.M.H. favourites including A Dose of Dick and Randy's World of Hate.Dick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.comBlogger56125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-39288988164646767162011-01-11T18:45:00.000+00:002011-01-12T16:47:37.072+00:00The Dickies 2010<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRzy1_Rm2BRk63r4_mTH135JMrq6sFlWD8uNn_On6zWbgSaFGn5HJEt3W72nnPEEhYufLBKbYSnogREJmb3xzQNJh9p-odOUFcZc7WcuvfHKrRUHUsQniN1SpQEbBOQu29kMljqLX5fN-Y/s1600/adose.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRzy1_Rm2BRk63r4_mTH135JMrq6sFlWD8uNn_On6zWbgSaFGn5HJEt3W72nnPEEhYufLBKbYSnogREJmb3xzQNJh9p-odOUFcZc7WcuvfHKrRUHUsQniN1SpQEbBOQu29kMljqLX5fN-Y/s400/adose.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561026234922559970" border="0" /></a><br />Hello and welcome to the second annual Dickies, the awards handed out by the C.o.M.H. team to those we deem worthy. Enjoy this last taste of the old ADOD before we begin a full relaunch. On with the awards!<br /><br />"Celebrity" Pick of the Year<br /><br />Jedward<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEwmFpfx__yOgmcorz9DEMDcZ1TdIlAWuy79G8225PtDsullTTuirrQBMWvlvWopxKoAppAqOO503eZSHhIJ7hJLS_MwJsPnNiPPcxFVhK8JoJmepSfh6dWVzuniWJ0aLk9xxH58rbd6ac/s1600/091107_p_jedward.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEwmFpfx__yOgmcorz9DEMDcZ1TdIlAWuy79G8225PtDsullTTuirrQBMWvlvWopxKoAppAqOO503eZSHhIJ7hJLS_MwJsPnNiPPcxFVhK8JoJmepSfh6dWVzuniWJ0aLk9xxH58rbd6ac/s400/091107_p_jedward.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561026245150747282" border="0" /></a><br />Those wacky Jedward boys have moved up from 3rd place last year to winners of the title of celebrity pick of the year. After a fantastic year with a brilliant album, a legendary performance at T4 on the Beach and a joke about Cheryl Cole dying of malaria these boys deserve this award.<br />Honourable mentions; Peter Andre, Grinty<br /><br /><br />"Celebrity" Prick of the Year<br /><br />Danny Dyer<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzNqUayhF9GbjMmULWS_yltp6lPzT8LqTkzI9r5w3IQZfVYW2ffiofHyrxkhXY_0dEnLccHa3nAPWj6wyn3wNC97cTin35-Cj939Gnmxbtct4QfTScCYm-eQpb2SIO8WK5qpRQy5vRWiuI/s1600/Danny_Dyer_823071a.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzNqUayhF9GbjMmULWS_yltp6lPzT8LqTkzI9r5w3IQZfVYW2ffiofHyrxkhXY_0dEnLccHa3nAPWj6wyn3wNC97cTin35-Cj939Gnmxbtct4QfTScCYm-eQpb2SIO8WK5qpRQy5vRWiuI/s400/Danny_Dyer_823071a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561026253443653634" border="0" /></a><br />It's been a mixed year for Danny. More classic films such as Pimp and another classic comedy football DVD and joining the C.o.M.H. team have been overshadowed by his irresponsible and stupid comments in Zoo magazine where he recommended a man slash his ex girlfriend's face so she couldn't find anyone else. What a total prick.<br /><br />Honourable mentions; Gillian McKieth, Donny Osmond, Lady GaGa, Jordan<br /><br />Acting Pick of the Year<br /><br />Phil off Eastenders<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoRh2GvzqCc0pRgo3AWt8-8EONQJ0ZlfvPY3dhQLdBqZlKA5j8JfKFQIringNp7zm3HVEvybnVXbi4cYt-oQgcoSVGyj91RL_EIZCj7wGZ6G3eb42i4Ly0vx2K09x1g2v2krtK4bL6ZV3e/s1600/Phil-Mitchell-world-lathe-001.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 395px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoRh2GvzqCc0pRgo3AWt8-8EONQJ0ZlfvPY3dhQLdBqZlKA5j8JfKFQIringNp7zm3HVEvybnVXbi4cYt-oQgcoSVGyj91RL_EIZCj7wGZ6G3eb42i4Ly0vx2K09x1g2v2krtK4bL6ZV3e/s400/Phil-Mitchell-world-lathe-001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561032168403451058" border="0" /></a><br />2010 was the year of Phil off Eastenders. Once again acting everyone off the screen Phil off Eastenders had some of the most harrowing story lines in the history of the show including having sex with the world's roughest looking woman, having a flaming homo as a son and being a crack head. Phil off Eastenders brought warmth and great skill to these storylines and no one has come to close to matching him for amazing acting abilities.<br /><br />Honourable mentions; Grinty, Go Compare Guy, Talking meerkat thing<br /><br />Acting Prick of the Year<br /><br />Daniel Radcliffe<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUA2GZAOmdRcvWtJTiPyzUOJHcAO9KilX5tLtSEliWsiBKR2OuMWcahf23tFoGlPkR5k5An2ambWFwdxD3z2kpfag3Q8g2I6aH-FuMjh8gLKyLE2PUqsWQMxplkRQb267HJnGAgIQ4rDHs/s1600/daniel-radcliffe2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUA2GZAOmdRcvWtJTiPyzUOJHcAO9KilX5tLtSEliWsiBKR2OuMWcahf23tFoGlPkR5k5An2ambWFwdxD3z2kpfag3Q8g2I6aH-FuMjh8gLKyLE2PUqsWQMxplkRQb267HJnGAgIQ4rDHs/s400/daniel-radcliffe2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561032160143173474" border="0" /></a><br />Another year, another Harry Potter film. 2010 featured Radcliffe playing seven versions of himself and they were all shit.<br /><br />Honourable mentions; the cast of the Twilight movies, the cast of Harry Potter, Ben off Eastenders<br /><br />Celebrity Sex Offender of the Year<br /><br />Josef Frtitzl<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFlCkdacoKC_QdJSnnvt-1WYpgVoAUDr4pyFTT7TR0k93jnHE6n3K9BUPQ26n_-Ar-Dc6hE1menJCaNDEnoLw4KDZK9NYkmtpEHi9QIGgbd-ZISkMS65a2LH4mjwIXCbusHQz5VKCREAqX/s1600/JosefFritzl_1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 347px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFlCkdacoKC_QdJSnnvt-1WYpgVoAUDr4pyFTT7TR0k93jnHE6n3K9BUPQ26n_-Ar-Dc6hE1menJCaNDEnoLw4KDZK9NYkmtpEHi9QIGgbd-ZISkMS65a2LH4mjwIXCbusHQz5VKCREAqX/s400/JosefFritzl_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561032158847061858" border="0" /></a><br />This year Josef is the only real contender and that's because even though he ran a creepy incest sex dungeon Fritzy has been planning on rebuilding the surrounding area. For having the balls to do that we just have to salute you Mr. Fritzl sir.<br /><br />TV Presenter Pick of the Year<br /><br />Hacker T. Dog<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLoDisks83MOA0BQPwwlDSB_g1-kuTPfavZ0Kk_bHE0y2OucZTRKYk2CZqorcB_CoK05VbW8GmEN4wg6lbudawmI2_b_A9p5NF9IPDbkT1NrrfxRBEmXLOnml80FXMWmxc0jf1L-KUX3hq/s1600/71036_224351083417_6878613_n.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLoDisks83MOA0BQPwwlDSB_g1-kuTPfavZ0Kk_bHE0y2OucZTRKYk2CZqorcB_CoK05VbW8GmEN4wg6lbudawmI2_b_A9p5NF9IPDbkT1NrrfxRBEmXLOnml80FXMWmxc0jf1L-KUX3hq/s400/71036_224351083417_6878613_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561032149080497202" border="0" /></a><br />Yes. We're being serious. No human presenters are good enough this award. Check out Hacker on the CBBC channel he is freaking hilarious.<br /><br />Honourable mentions; Oucho the cactus, Mongo the magic puppet<br /><br />TV Presenter Prick of the Year<br /><br />Konnie Huq<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhndRsELwrLa6CFELQWcTT0k8E_D41-aJ1tCYJtDduxqUc89hVVf2nAUN0Q3iTi52nVoBa90dMfSBjJ3F9Nf4F-8GYKKCgmI6I7HGdtAZU5PS9os_Pj41Rq_1tF3LlXwRGRU-Gh9ZQY4quP/s1600/Konnie-Huq-with-banana-2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 379px; height: 357px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhndRsELwrLa6CFELQWcTT0k8E_D41-aJ1tCYJtDduxqUc89hVVf2nAUN0Q3iTi52nVoBa90dMfSBjJ3F9Nf4F-8GYKKCgmI6I7HGdtAZU5PS9os_Pj41Rq_1tF3LlXwRGRU-Gh9ZQY4quP/s400/Konnie-Huq-with-banana-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561032145557464322" border="0" /></a><br />Yeah alright Huq you're on the grown up tele now and you're married to Charlie Brooker but seriously fuck off with your shitty Xtra Factor crap.<br /><br />Honourable mentions; Chris Evans, Bruce Forsyth, Ant & Dec<br /><br />Talent Show Judge Pick of the Year<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVB0jdysCBZLs3tL37tMU8BEQsYBTxyTXf2gILpyaEeS9ph9mqWB2qCYSGfDRxS54CLW9X0RA0vb9fqkwzBXOsCX6I6ZSvB86GjZD-tHVQSK6r2CGQsieo0lYyHoKiB75A-KUV-WEuJZaz/s1600/chico.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVB0jdysCBZLs3tL37tMU8BEQsYBTxyTXf2gILpyaEeS9ph9mqWB2qCYSGfDRxS54CLW9X0RA0vb9fqkwzBXOsCX6I6ZSvB86GjZD-tHVQSK6r2CGQsieo0lYyHoKiB75A-KUV-WEuJZaz/s400/chico.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561037152846351906" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This award has been left vacant as they're a cunty bunch<br /><br />Talent Show Judge Prick of the Year<br /><br />Cheryl Cole<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWF7C4bJU_IxsTS4RP79BVNkaQd7NHfkSptV-SWPMwndmS1SX3gOnmy_kEM8LKS8awEgUYDp524q4ot8e6SIUT_R-56uOPuUZRHeagddY7HOWLnVO4eKSUzapvgsdKLoFKCIg6kcN6Anf0/s1600/will-i-am-cheryl-cole.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 376px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWF7C4bJU_IxsTS4RP79BVNkaQd7NHfkSptV-SWPMwndmS1SX3gOnmy_kEM8LKS8awEgUYDp524q4ot8e6SIUT_R-56uOPuUZRHeagddY7HOWLnVO4eKSUzapvgsdKLoFKCIg6kcN6Anf0/s400/will-i-am-cheryl-cole.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561037153269016818" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Not happy with being in a shit band she had to have a shit solo career. Not happy with a shit solo career she had to create a mini me. Cheryl Cole will you please fuck off and take Bill-I-Am-A-Total-Fucking-Cun with you yeah pet?<br /><br />Honourable mentions; Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Piers Morgan, Michael MacIntyre (hasn't started yet but he's still a moon faced cunt), Dannii Minogue<br /><br />Talent Show Wannabe Pick of the Year<br /><br />Wagner<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwP55mqtdm7nLiB9z0RonYcd4NZj6QcXtEOpSK1C33exAM1w5If4WPgwldxvLP3aeQYseeRkdV28Avt-x78cbaa1t01Yzbi2RWdjkmTOwwArbImLPNBx_zznIq66mnNS0wYEiQYRTY0cHP/s1600/x-factor-Wagner-Carrilho.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwP55mqtdm7nLiB9z0RonYcd4NZj6QcXtEOpSK1C33exAM1w5If4WPgwldxvLP3aeQYseeRkdV28Avt-x78cbaa1t01Yzbi2RWdjkmTOwwArbImLPNBx_zznIq66mnNS0wYEiQYRTY0cHP/s400/x-factor-Wagner-Carrilho.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561037161383743794" border="0" /></a><br />Wagner was flying the freak flag high this year, he was shit, looked a bit like Josef Fritzl and didn't make much sense but he slagged off Cheryl Cole and he was pretty funny.<br /><br />Honourable mentions; Random Black Boy from the Harry Potter Movies<br /><br /><br />Talent Show Wannabe Prick of the Year<br /><br />Cher "Mongo" Lloyd<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2oC2m5A0jvsr08xUQ7yTlVYbOdmS2P0H2W8F4cxwYxF9nSnwg5YgQepA5Hg0mBZ9fOwUtanS0tx-YzlMypTVKf3iCKXLXwJ4sbq6OoJ_Pcbfk54voY1vns35CRtGUOObsgC4aYtgRJ063/s1600/cher-lloyd.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 292px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2oC2m5A0jvsr08xUQ7yTlVYbOdmS2P0H2W8F4cxwYxF9nSnwg5YgQepA5Hg0mBZ9fOwUtanS0tx-YzlMypTVKf3iCKXLXwJ4sbq6OoJ_Pcbfk54voY1vns35CRtGUOObsgC4aYtgRJ063/s400/cher-lloyd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561037168384292642" border="0" /></a><br />Yes it's the stroke suffering faced, gypsy Cheryl Cole clone that sounds like a fucking mong having a fit when she's singing. It's unlikely we've heard the last of this cunt so expect to see her back here next year.<br /><br />Honourable mentions; Katie Weasel, Gamu, Matt Cardle, any shit street dance act that appears on Britain's Got Talent<br /><br />The Official Dick's Pick of the Year<br /><br />Phil off Eastenders<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4llesqPxrep-exjINEHEUVFWbQqwpAVF6YWtU8_SBHIu488kpZ1MKZoFaMpmeDJFFQ_EQV3Pn8Ih2OM82LLYbBKLMOdApc5oYhnViw4OLN_NILKEdzljQjhudMRv_J8lFuZZBwp96xJVL/s1600/Phil-on-crack-006.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4llesqPxrep-exjINEHEUVFWbQqwpAVF6YWtU8_SBHIu488kpZ1MKZoFaMpmeDJFFQ_EQV3Pn8Ih2OM82LLYbBKLMOdApc5oYhnViw4OLN_NILKEdzljQjhudMRv_J8lFuZZBwp96xJVL/s400/Phil-on-crack-006.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561037173223930226" border="0" /></a><br />Who is more deserving than this man? He's C.o.M.H.'s man of the decade and looks set to hold that award again in 2019. Mr. Mitchell sir we salute you.<br /><br />Honourable mentions; Jedward, Andre the Giant, Peter Andre<br /><br /><br />The Official Dick's Prick of the Year<br /><br />Kerry Katona<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdv0rvHCDMlkbqhR46on0Tbz4PQLNAQPUsIoyy2D9RAzWBF45c-GWoit5Bf3wzgz_XqXII_CNrWcg-XKPbCWD-wRxxUXSbTnJvW3L70ZBLHgYGocmExy-m0RHCNlssCCgY0tdRLO0uR4N2/s1600/katona.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 193px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdv0rvHCDMlkbqhR46on0Tbz4PQLNAQPUsIoyy2D9RAzWBF45c-GWoit5Bf3wzgz_XqXII_CNrWcg-XKPbCWD-wRxxUXSbTnJvW3L70ZBLHgYGocmExy-m0RHCNlssCCgY0tdRLO0uR4N2/s400/katona.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561037585865873906" border="0" /></a><br />It's been a year for clones of shit celebrities and ITV has been responsible for them all. It's bad enough they forced Jordan down our throats for the last 5 years they've now found her replacement in the equally useless Kerry Katona another whiney waster we hope will fuck off in 2011.<br /><br />Honourable mentions; Jordan, Alex Reid, Cheryl Cole, Jason Donovan, Jeremy Kyle<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiis6C9-aR0rEygiZCoI4aZIKG5eBkeCRblhrITlFsjbVX1CIWJnF4rjCcXG0_mt-goRfM0uxqw9RGhBaV9k-FKIGYz3HreYhu8Mm8YZbSTSl-3wVe5r2ROvy-1yAPgP-jz7AauoDEw5K7T/s1600/rip2010.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 253px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiis6C9-aR0rEygiZCoI4aZIKG5eBkeCRblhrITlFsjbVX1CIWJnF4rjCcXG0_mt-goRfM0uxqw9RGhBaV9k-FKIGYz3HreYhu8Mm8YZbSTSl-3wVe5r2ROvy-1yAPgP-jz7AauoDEw5K7T/s400/rip2010.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561026237124566418" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Those we've lost this year;<br /><br />-Gary Coleman<br />-Leslie Nielsen<br />-Paul the Octopus<br />-Norman Wisdom<br />-Bernard Matthews<br />-Malcolm Allison<br />-Claire Rayner<br />-Gillian McKeith's dignity<br />-Ronnie/Roxy Mitchell's (Phil off Eastenders sister/cousin) baby<br />-Those three who died in that tram crash on that documentary 'Coronation Street'<br />-Alex Higgins<br />-Chris Kanyon<br />-Jean Simmons<br />-Any 'Z-List' celebrity's career<br />-The Bill<br />-Big Brother<br /><br />Well I hope you've enjoyed the Dickies and I hope you've enjoyed A Dose of Dick throughout 2010. For a while it looked the end of C.o.M.H. but we're back and better than ever. In 2011 we will be relaunching the blog, all the old entries will be shifted over to our archive blog the World of Dick and we will be having a fresh start. Your old favourites such as Dick's Picks and Pricks, Jimmy's Poo, Dear Randy and the Big Question will be joined by new features such as What's Pissing off Garth Crooks This Week? We'll also be answering those big questions; who is Jimmy's father? Will a Jeremy Kyle spoof work when written down? Is Merton still alive? Will Dick remarry? Can Chet and Chasey Lain get past their problems and be happy again? Will we ever see the likes of Timmy Dense, Taco Sanchez, Buzzy Gastro, Lundy Cupp, Maurice Badger and the Rev again? Will we see more of Randy's world of hate? Will M.V.D. wake from the coma that's kept him from updating his blog? And finally we will answer the ultimate question...<br /><br />Tom Cruise....<br /><br />True or fale?Dick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-41382291973599759532010-12-25T18:19:00.000+00:002011-01-12T16:47:37.105+00:00Merry Fucking Christmas<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSRADxTBJLQ1NZuzonomo5Cs17ycYNqx7eqKLFY_bgDsadPyiDk-egNqtcHCHVKaJfWfWhhxLhXn31btuNz54cNF4tl-ggBf-I8009nbPzGJF1JpjhsLA78IWEECPuwOzWR7-DQNYJFDdx/s1600/DSCN1744.JPG"><br /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfIOxUNlcO-1jVY1Jzvy2GmUKPGFE9vi_grg7bh9lyfBUiWMB2Jy3UvdSg4MFOOuIN_kq8chMbOxHuiNOrz1JWhsbelTidFgMXzepj5OzwIkV81Rbla_LEYB-fF-5WS5-T9s4MvR6W5niw/s1600/xmasdick.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfIOxUNlcO-1jVY1Jzvy2GmUKPGFE9vi_grg7bh9lyfBUiWMB2Jy3UvdSg4MFOOuIN_kq8chMbOxHuiNOrz1JWhsbelTidFgMXzepj5OzwIkV81Rbla_LEYB-fF-5WS5-T9s4MvR6W5niw/s320/xmasdick.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554687370010282802" border="0" /></a><br />Merry Christmas my fellow Huggynites and welcome to a Christmas Day Dose of Dick with me Dick Smalls. Things have been a bit hectic here at C.o.M.H. Towers but we are glad to be back in business with our second annual Christmas special. This Christmas has pretty much been the worst in living memory. Despite the fact we gave him a job that cheap bastard Danny Dyer gave us all a copy of his latest comedy football DVD "Man with Ball Falls Over... Twice," the less said about the Rev the better but it seems unlikely he'll be returning to the blog anytime soon and Ned (you remember Ned he was the Irish fashion "expert" character we used that one time) was disagnosed with AIDS and now he's dead so he won't be coming back either. But good news 2011 will see a total relaunch of A Dose of Dick with some new and better people and it'll all be a bit less shit. Anyway this is the bit where have a go at people that probably don't deserve it. Enjoy a festive Dose of Dick!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheJFMIZmSCRKdVwAQJdwU751zZYFGTgfdCsRlItz5sjUKRDdjquKRHV4wg_OnUNOwLHQ2cmdCP_N_szWUTHEiHoYO7RZsqTI8x7F_aY3ORrGGPhn0ZBssQCAWd2DKQbosJbXewOQ189QCC/s1600/newthought.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgATZLVT51x9tLpvGibPF0TBHP-m2tuxBgYKtluTgePMSuG9mtfx341SGiclzfl1YBCMLL0cRepUd1gsOf2YYDz5VRMy2yPIl5n15Jz3aJK8fWYTG8rQPm2LXjkSB__wzhHlrmLJDakqWj4/s1600/christmaspoo.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivQ9o1oyq7YVZ-pQB_XShZ89H1XqRt9I_24Q2EfSUbJyLvdIVHF1ewMUhmWxxlOqIg7dWUdsv9Wmlr7VAt3LpUTTL-px1c5ayKRz2sGScru2TW-gkMl5pBJnwjoeahF_shdyxl7Fqw-XA7/s1600/xmaspicks.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivQ9o1oyq7YVZ-pQB_XShZ89H1XqRt9I_24Q2EfSUbJyLvdIVHF1ewMUhmWxxlOqIg7dWUdsv9Wmlr7VAt3LpUTTL-px1c5ayKRz2sGScru2TW-gkMl5pBJnwjoeahF_shdyxl7Fqw-XA7/s320/xmaspicks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554687374269671506" border="0" /></a><br />1. Jesus<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgshxyotajZ_VwaTvf5mYJoZ4NcZw7fUDG47fJe0I9ZBTJORNcQTa_vnfUKkK1wu-m-aVVaiHteHYN-xemx36ap6iYbYD5QMzPFbbSFp2-I9yxf8Ty7yR0ydeNpBRIWv8gkfx5ULP3hqifO/s1600/Jesus+Christ+Thumbs+up.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 301px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgshxyotajZ_VwaTvf5mYJoZ4NcZw7fUDG47fJe0I9ZBTJORNcQTa_vnfUKkK1wu-m-aVVaiHteHYN-xemx36ap6iYbYD5QMzPFbbSFp2-I9yxf8Ty7yR0ydeNpBRIWv8gkfx5ULP3hqifO/s320/Jesus+Christ+Thumbs+up.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554697823497179186" border="0" /></a><br />Happy birthday Jesus! Woohoo.<br /><br /><br /><br />2. Father Christmas<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjylnKx_5iqFb9O5hEEyON8atJFrAGC1DaY1QtjY7inwPmMpLn7Z4uSmFkNjJxKaxsx1IvYYw1881rUaVz7_2F7noO6jY4LkK7yGuE2XcERyI1umo-l5WKwnjN316JrruKHp6LMM7sHRRkW/s1600/Nov04Stamps.jpeg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 224px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjylnKx_5iqFb9O5hEEyON8atJFrAGC1DaY1QtjY7inwPmMpLn7Z4uSmFkNjJxKaxsx1IvYYw1881rUaVz7_2F7noO6jY4LkK7yGuE2XcERyI1umo-l5WKwnjN316JrruKHp6LMM7sHRRkW/s320/Nov04Stamps.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554697824694167970" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yeah Father Christmas again. So what if we had the same picks as last Christmas who were you expecting? The Prophet Mohammed? Do you want us to be responsible for another 9/11? Well do you? No? Then stop your bitching and except we just phone it in at Christmas.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkc5wnzGhzg8UsINfS3Af8RYiflY0nglmtNMCF_jCsNGvxblTkH-8JJ4Sa4Ly7bZcVzj_iPjfnBinMMsXizUpdjyv8gpmwTXx91gUNQ1pI5Y-7IeWEzWbyOiBfXnyrx7_zNKhiEkvTayOw/s1600/xmaspricks.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkc5wnzGhzg8UsINfS3Af8RYiflY0nglmtNMCF_jCsNGvxblTkH-8JJ4Sa4Ly7bZcVzj_iPjfnBinMMsXizUpdjyv8gpmwTXx91gUNQ1pI5Y-7IeWEzWbyOiBfXnyrx7_zNKhiEkvTayOw/s320/xmaspricks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554687370194343506" border="0" /></a><br />1. Snow<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSRADxTBJLQ1NZuzonomo5Cs17ycYNqx7eqKLFY_bgDsadPyiDk-egNqtcHCHVKaJfWfWhhxLhXn31btuNz54cNF4tl-ggBf-I8009nbPzGJF1JpjhsLA78IWEECPuwOzWR7-DQNYJFDdx/s1600/DSCN1744.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSRADxTBJLQ1NZuzonomo5Cs17ycYNqx7eqKLFY_bgDsadPyiDk-egNqtcHCHVKaJfWfWhhxLhXn31btuNz54cNF4tl-ggBf-I8009nbPzGJF1JpjhsLA78IWEECPuwOzWR7-DQNYJFDdx/s320/DSCN1744.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554697812864610114" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Damn you snow! With your coldness and your ability to make things all white.<br /><br />2. Ice<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgphrOf03pKZAxHNTKvhuHfsqOd3q70LMYc6KQMmAN0XYaw9LjaWXkFQyTenbZfwb-wTWXwZ5XHuuai6l8NiAq-xr4y8fRnLT0NEUmRR6ibi6kBEsdj8D_kAJZ8wmWYTrkxB6aUOt_AsQ49/s1600/images.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgphrOf03pKZAxHNTKvhuHfsqOd3q70LMYc6KQMmAN0XYaw9LjaWXkFQyTenbZfwb-wTWXwZ5XHuuai6l8NiAq-xr4y8fRnLT0NEUmRR6ibi6kBEsdj8D_kAJZ8wmWYTrkxB6aUOt_AsQ49/s320/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554697815142455554" border="0" /></a><br />Damn you ice with your coldness and your ability to make things slippy.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-wB4CssO3Mv0plEWdu8KSHtdtMdJwman_NGTNukgsdjchdei7iaPwhVqECRL_VOOTDMEcOwJO7ZUgV2MD276e6pdDo3dvnlu0ACQCEEhsn4XDCyCPC3fuxkZsSFxJ-CzXE4pwdDPTjakK/s1600/cliffpicofweek.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-wB4CssO3Mv0plEWdu8KSHtdtMdJwman_NGTNukgsdjchdei7iaPwhVqECRL_VOOTDMEcOwJO7ZUgV2MD276e6pdDo3dvnlu0ACQCEEhsn4XDCyCPC3fuxkZsSFxJ-CzXE4pwdDPTjakK/s320/cliffpicofweek.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554702415196377906" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisLkHXLzltvuEaWC4sC4zKu_YzzhoxQ7fXl7J4Kh8QaExcNKyEhYZ79DcAKgUrgqN_X4yP7O0PGoEXFjwpwDPUu2aIScnjWdrWhCaG5c4fgnZvCMSxSt-fFh5UwToCM54sf818Mvd43_Ik/s1600/1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisLkHXLzltvuEaWC4sC4zKu_YzzhoxQ7fXl7J4Kh8QaExcNKyEhYZ79DcAKgUrgqN_X4yP7O0PGoEXFjwpwDPUu2aIScnjWdrWhCaG5c4fgnZvCMSxSt-fFh5UwToCM54sf818Mvd43_Ik/s320/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554702408165993554" border="0" /></a><br />Look it's Cliff at Christmas, yay!<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgATZLVT51x9tLpvGibPF0TBHP-m2tuxBgYKtluTgePMSuG9mtfx341SGiclzfl1YBCMLL0cRepUd1gsOf2YYDz5VRMy2yPIl5n15Jz3aJK8fWYTG8rQPm2LXjkSB__wzhHlrmLJDakqWj4/s1600/christmaspoo.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgATZLVT51x9tLpvGibPF0TBHP-m2tuxBgYKtluTgePMSuG9mtfx341SGiclzfl1YBCMLL0cRepUd1gsOf2YYDz5VRMy2yPIl5n15Jz3aJK8fWYTG8rQPm2LXjkSB__wzhHlrmLJDakqWj4/s320/christmaspoo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554687371984741058" border="0" /></a><br />This Christmas in my poo I found the missing piece of my Lego Pirate Ship which means I can play pirates now!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXEg8k1gkA_3gyQbXneTl-fhuQEeTofbxmjljYbnaicC0e7bWh2dvIkoaFd7MrVzTL3iN4FqWfq6_XtBbJr6LrwhUlduesUqmV3d6raZLEChPh9F6UpYtSXoX99wTUOzwR0ISNRm0NNFDN/s1600/rupertgrintpictures.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXEg8k1gkA_3gyQbXneTl-fhuQEeTofbxmjljYbnaicC0e7bWh2dvIkoaFd7MrVzTL3iN4FqWfq6_XtBbJr6LrwhUlduesUqmV3d6raZLEChPh9F6UpYtSXoX99wTUOzwR0ISNRm0NNFDN/s320/rupertgrintpictures.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554702414719518546" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglxJmiE0ju3RaCcCOBINXnsvhF7mc5a1VEP-ZggIjl1YlE4YqkG1ZxOWY_a6gOuHEVmBJUJIGZucnYTFE1KdoDbVmawVlNuJnxDAbjpgdUaHKeCqQjMYcJLXrTXpkE5-i-QBjpKm7Un71I/s1600/543201436_585701.gif"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglxJmiE0ju3RaCcCOBINXnsvhF7mc5a1VEP-ZggIjl1YlE4YqkG1ZxOWY_a6gOuHEVmBJUJIGZucnYTFE1KdoDbVmawVlNuJnxDAbjpgdUaHKeCqQjMYcJLXrTXpkE5-i-QBjpKm7Un71I/s320/543201436_585701.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554702409144769650" border="0" /></a><br />Ah Grinty you do suit this very Christmassy look you ginger beauty.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheJFMIZmSCRKdVwAQJdwU751zZYFGTgfdCsRlItz5sjUKRDdjquKRHV4wg_OnUNOwLHQ2cmdCP_N_szWUTHEiHoYO7RZsqTI8x7F_aY3ORrGGPhn0ZBssQCAWd2DKQbosJbXewOQ189QCC/s1600/newthought.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheJFMIZmSCRKdVwAQJdwU751zZYFGTgfdCsRlItz5sjUKRDdjquKRHV4wg_OnUNOwLHQ2cmdCP_N_szWUTHEiHoYO7RZsqTI8x7F_aY3ORrGGPhn0ZBssQCAWd2DKQbosJbXewOQ189QCC/s320/newthought.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554687377834116034" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"<q>Redcar council has ruled that the town cannot have a nativity scene. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.</q>Dick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-12345733660347417162010-10-16T16:57:00.000+01:002011-01-12T16:47:37.123+00:00Dick Gets Hard Again!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTtQST-K1r1thS1FKlwUqfLw5hzs8qIHeDu0c_irspiA-XHk09Y3npZ0nA1hpRdegcEu2SXZaMbB6RUgMADJtrJdeo5rkTheYp_hbA85t1mPuT4-GT_QyhPdjgwXtfqhTMkhIrRqC2qPeI/s1600/16A1FB5B8548A62D33F9451C81C1.jpg"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglLUF7Dfzl2hx_uhnWI2F7RqRMv0sxYx3HHSIp7OQCvBNTB1shzE_cb5QZn0rknvIZUJwmxif6l4Gcd7A2i_WjIOQIArmPCgr3XQ-xDr5SJRCMcU52ST7ou5GVJgFbBhznRV-QstluAljS/s1600/adose.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglLUF7Dfzl2hx_uhnWI2F7RqRMv0sxYx3HHSIp7OQCvBNTB1shzE_cb5QZn0rknvIZUJwmxif6l4Gcd7A2i_WjIOQIArmPCgr3XQ-xDr5SJRCMcU52ST7ou5GVJgFbBhznRV-QstluAljS/s320/adose.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528675446843966994" border="0" /></a><br />Greetings and salutations my fellow Huggynites and welcome back to old school A Dose of Dick with me Dick Smalls. It's good to be back where we belong here on the orginal Church of Mike Huggins blog. We've caved in to popular demand and we will be covering this years X Factor putting our divine powers behind our favourite contestant. You can follow our live coverage of X Factor over on Twitter by following ADoseOfDick or by becoming friends with me on Facebook. We're a bit behind with our report on last week's X Factor so please forgive us! Randy also returns to A Dose of Dick with a new section "The Tool Report" in which he gives us the latest news on what the tools we hate the most are up to. Oh and we've got some new Cliff and Grinty for you. Enjoy Dick Gets Hard On... The X Factor<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheXpxbUAqce1YhZzUimmU6gFuRjzfcHbOE56PzJbfFzhW0Otege8MUSgReDKqAgNlGmaF1i-m_aW1AnQjsogMP_oMzGemkm2eYSTssca8OoW7nvFsA_OH0s0B12B40lz161E3tvq3vBL7d/s1600/the-x-factor1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheXpxbUAqce1YhZzUimmU6gFuRjzfcHbOE56PzJbfFzhW0Otege8MUSgReDKqAgNlGmaF1i-m_aW1AnQjsogMP_oMzGemkm2eYSTssca8OoW7nvFsA_OH0s0B12B40lz161E3tvq3vBL7d/s320/the-x-factor1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528675468279698514" border="0" /></a><br />Hey gang,<br />I'm joined by all your C.o.M.H. favourites to bring you our expert opinions on this years X Facor. We'll bring you in depth analysis of our favourite acts and blindly criticise those we just don't like. We'll also mention just how much we hate Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue who are bonafide Dick's Pricks. First up Randy gives his opinion on Cher.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK9l_q0teogxxbo6sO8zw7eYXejMRCS9tFTgj0lwdDS0fBSXBrTcAl51pEsKmB6HiLPx3NuIF-gFexYHwESWEo5PRqTCdsBdOjsDb4cQpluH6qh8W10dZxbdiEKzF5IeeBp9okOq9G4Ouc/s1600/Cher+Lloyd.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 286px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK9l_q0teogxxbo6sO8zw7eYXejMRCS9tFTgj0lwdDS0fBSXBrTcAl51pEsKmB6HiLPx3NuIF-gFexYHwESWEo5PRqTCdsBdOjsDb4cQpluH6qh8W10dZxbdiEKzF5IeeBp9okOq9G4Ouc/s320/Cher+Lloyd.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528693473252029986" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Apparently the recent act F.A.S.T. campaign didn't work 'cause this slighty faced tone death cow has had more strokes than a chronic masturbator. The last two Saturday nights have seen hate filled tweets fill Twitter all aimed at this irratating mong. Well I fucking hate her, she's a mini Cheryl and she can't fucking sing. Oh Cher MC Hammer called he wants his pants back.<br /><br />Next Chet discusses Mary and his erectile disfunction<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4IQbiFrmWVe4R1VJe0dI4wvX5wIr0MVVYCspFqzRQKB0w5MeyV9haqyr1h7fH4YA7iNIIdgxoDttVcQ3zIxdLC2Snu5MwAjZLqdWdy9ZhwR5HR6BHIkaca7S9dah4UVXhkRTkOxK6MzGO/s1600/194511-proud-mary-x-factor-singer-mary-byrne-wows-judges-410x230.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4IQbiFrmWVe4R1VJe0dI4wvX5wIr0MVVYCspFqzRQKB0w5MeyV9haqyr1h7fH4YA7iNIIdgxoDttVcQ3zIxdLC2Snu5MwAjZLqdWdy9ZhwR5HR6BHIkaca7S9dah4UVXhkRTkOxK6MzGO/s320/194511-proud-mary-x-factor-singer-mary-byrne-wows-judges-410x230.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528694559840050274" border="0" /></a><br />It was the drink you see. It stopped my pecker from springing to life. But then Saturday night it was reborn. Mary is a very handsome woman and she has a voice like Viagra. Her performance last Saturday was orgasmic at least for me.<br /><br />Dick gets hard on Diva Fever<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3y2Lj8s3NSNIcH-gg74km_W3GDqJFDkPHFxd_U77fXR_xmhNe03hcyjCxBEV8EcitxqRrwLbV9nVQC1ie1VzacKXCeG4eZHxtQhkWf3K-MDEaMzn2XVIy1VYTFSApzWXyuHue-I4tb8QO/s1600/Blag-Magazine-rupert-grint-6871724-2000-1393.jpg"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1bdLLAzT9j2IxpleII1SjpMzYjNAnzmnNTStMB8Vbd0YvmX8H7c3I9pgh2wizgTyBWHb0uGZc_I9RsdHhj-Ft-wsWIvVViq49CfN9wpvTo0Khj6-__TyMyWIdHazlGo3Q2axbSz7d2lbi/s1600/divafever.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1bdLLAzT9j2IxpleII1SjpMzYjNAnzmnNTStMB8Vbd0YvmX8H7c3I9pgh2wizgTyBWHb0uGZc_I9RsdHhj-Ft-wsWIvVViq49CfN9wpvTo0Khj6-__TyMyWIdHazlGo3Q2axbSz7d2lbi/s320/divafever.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528694565366294322" border="0" /></a><br />We had asked the Rev to review Diva Fever but he went off in a mad rage about the GayBo Agenda and we found him walking the streets in his underwear holding a packet of Kleenex roaring that it doesn't make him gay. We're not sure what "it" is but we've let him have the week off. Diva Fever... well they were camp weren't they? What else can you say.<br /><br />Zanzibar on Aiden<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ9tPDFjA8igkR0KexVaWRqJsdSj4P2-UpnvFw1goYDkdi_Df7FI94mPCdhkXSLfvoMbXVUF-6rJ4xoehWbg1_AK_7o43dfHfaoc3w36S_h8ZPagN8s6M7rMqtYLOMN7nVNTLwhcka5IlD/s1600/article-1286524947425-0B85712B000005DC-497983_466x310.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ9tPDFjA8igkR0KexVaWRqJsdSj4P2-UpnvFw1goYDkdi_Df7FI94mPCdhkXSLfvoMbXVUF-6rJ4xoehWbg1_AK_7o43dfHfaoc3w36S_h8ZPagN8s6M7rMqtYLOMN7nVNTLwhcka5IlD/s320/article-1286524947425-0B85712B000005DC-497983_466x310.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528693501379136162" border="0" /></a><br />Ummm he's a real dreamboat. I wouldn't mind having him all to myself whilst wearing that lovely straight jacket from last week's show. You wouldn't be able to escape me then.<br /><br />Merton judges Katie<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEZAS3yuD19ZCyCpoXhTb7wpF0Uy29KMe4uzYcWFjMMdpnxfrp4TfvxDJhly0tFxjPLRq0IUy7mdsmpSRwuSM-2jFqqGcRJh4venx35d0eQPYSugkBmM9UeEgAWhWIPnbZZVgEuczXawEJ/s1600/katiejoker.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEZAS3yuD19ZCyCpoXhTb7wpF0Uy29KMe4uzYcWFjMMdpnxfrp4TfvxDJhly0tFxjPLRq0IUy7mdsmpSRwuSM-2jFqqGcRJh4venx35d0eQPYSugkBmM9UeEgAWhWIPnbZZVgEuczXawEJ/s320/katiejoker.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528693486118668882" border="0" /></a><br />Oh look it's the world most unoriginal original performer. Yeah she wants to be penis wielding tranny Lady Gaga we get it. But she can't sing and her frigging chin makes her looks like the Joker. Fuck you Katie you shit bag.<br /><br />Jimmy on Nicolo<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj56YXycKiFj1-1FhUYwWEXGsk53pKttrJ3Ud9vXIH1Zv-mLZ1HD70wGRvFx24GREpAhpb44eXNac1lWKqPyAmoi4vx6WEFmN1aLcIZ5yVcAqp1pxsP735HhhfjdjtTp6nQ-sacAz0qykXP/s1600/Nicolo-e1284475776267.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj56YXycKiFj1-1FhUYwWEXGsk53pKttrJ3Ud9vXIH1Zv-mLZ1HD70wGRvFx24GREpAhpb44eXNac1lWKqPyAmoi4vx6WEFmN1aLcIZ5yVcAqp1pxsP735HhhfjdjtTp6nQ-sacAz0qykXP/s320/Nicolo-e1284475776267.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528693496440993026" border="0" /></a><br />The scary mental man makes me cry!<br /><br />And now for the big one! We here at C.o.M.H. Tower are proud to support our favourite. The one the only Josef Fritzl! Josef has had a tough few years and we're glad he's trying to move away from all that incest sex dungeon business and put his talents to good use. Good luck Josef we believe in you and so does Mike!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN1_jocmC_VZcXX7BJ0XBeMD3WvUZVOlSNQ_sKI08RTwKqWLMwEbbzyTyLAloaxUQhx5tBuXZ3jnrt1JgfgkKfDtO-SN-VgrYbpkUUKrzoyflT6KFD8UCFQbtoGVBXXgQhvfwKd_FLLiXM/s1600/fritxforx.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN1_jocmC_VZcXX7BJ0XBeMD3WvUZVOlSNQ_sKI08RTwKqWLMwEbbzyTyLAloaxUQhx5tBuXZ3jnrt1JgfgkKfDtO-SN-VgrYbpkUUKrzoyflT6KFD8UCFQbtoGVBXXgQhvfwKd_FLLiXM/s320/fritxforx.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528712470912439650" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9169H8Vv7MKkyL6R0yYksBJh8Q7E0NcYg_YbwdyZ4D2qQmTkAKwV13P7dTmV87XRQ8zU6rKF4QFjyAXNcxmx2AkHld56g5dWhJ9Aih8InAiZsqyz7aRK5fRquyCyh-N_z5qnUSlmQv7sL/s1600/cliffpicofweek.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9169H8Vv7MKkyL6R0yYksBJh8Q7E0NcYg_YbwdyZ4D2qQmTkAKwV13P7dTmV87XRQ8zU6rKF4QFjyAXNcxmx2AkHld56g5dWhJ9Aih8InAiZsqyz7aRK5fRquyCyh-N_z5qnUSlmQv7sL/s320/cliffpicofweek.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528675483933955602" border="0" /></a><br />This week Cliff is looking shit hot in the pool.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTJWRD_xs3n8BYtMJR_0dz7LTNEPHEAbZe5gBaF3mIe61NkH35dcw-FW_3JRGuh_6kxEKyvKJOFybpFF-FvrhZ5Yds-MWWGMOplZO9Dv8trlswvfC-NPefJWbiItGoMmnJOgVPQBLbVZWT/s1600/CliffDM2810_468x451.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 308px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTJWRD_xs3n8BYtMJR_0dz7LTNEPHEAbZe5gBaF3mIe61NkH35dcw-FW_3JRGuh_6kxEKyvKJOFybpFF-FvrhZ5Yds-MWWGMOplZO9Dv8trlswvfC-NPefJWbiItGoMmnJOgVPQBLbVZWT/s320/CliffDM2810_468x451.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528677390244522098" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheXpxbUAqce1YhZzUimmU6gFuRjzfcHbOE56PzJbfFzhW0Otege8MUSgReDKqAgNlGmaF1i-m_aW1AnQjsogMP_oMzGemkm2eYSTssca8OoW7nvFsA_OH0s0B12B40lz161E3tvq3vBL7d/s1600/the-x-factor1.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4TZYKt4R6YIRkZeMjM0bHJJdfRN2IW8fV-BtOx0lgMUl5qLoEp6JTWXTYfk0KVnCn3rYc9tu2XGhd0mAG-ukn0-eR-GSQMcJay4zvTiciJZAYMpIMvLJuxGQ-CJi_0RpwzCn33MASFLhn/s1600/toolreport.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4TZYKt4R6YIRkZeMjM0bHJJdfRN2IW8fV-BtOx0lgMUl5qLoEp6JTWXTYfk0KVnCn3rYc9tu2XGhd0mAG-ukn0-eR-GSQMcJay4zvTiciJZAYMpIMvLJuxGQ-CJi_0RpwzCn33MASFLhn/s320/toolreport.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528675456043451218" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Welcome to the first Tool Report with me Randy Badger. This week I'm reporting on C.o.M.H.'s biggest tool greasy sex fiend Daniel Radcliffe. 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mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal;"><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12pt;" >The 21-year-old, who reportedly lost his virginity at 16 to a Harry Potter hairdresser seven years his elder, told Dazed & Confused magazine: "I've been in relationships from the age of 14 and now I'm single. I said to a friend the other day, 'Dude, I'm doing a show with dancers. I've got to be single.' He was like, 'Don't sleep with anyone in your show. That's a mistake.' It's good advice. But I'm not sure I'll stick to it."</span></p> What a creepy fucking little prick he really is. He's a grade A tool.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHN1KhMmgRR6y-aacD71rgiCFBVEmvEYUqdkRpIYHZc6LKMkfG9a-rHz-J1o0qKb7E8qXIgZQjqyZsUsASa0cGP0FYaNabPxM1MsJ0xgx6qQsuD3wcM5L8H6AmIHwZUCMkOSq-tf5SjrSo/s1600/rupertgrintpictures.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHN1KhMmgRR6y-aacD71rgiCFBVEmvEYUqdkRpIYHZc6LKMkfG9a-rHz-J1o0qKb7E8qXIgZQjqyZsUsASa0cGP0FYaNabPxM1MsJ0xgx6qQsuD3wcM5L8H6AmIHwZUCMkOSq-tf5SjrSo/s320/rupertgrintpictures.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528675493571934962" border="0" /></a><br />We now move on to a better class of actor. It is of course the legendary Grinty enjoy his beauty in this delightful image.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglLUF7Dfzl2hx_uhnWI2F7RqRMv0sxYx3HHSIp7OQCvBNTB1shzE_cb5QZn0rknvIZUJwmxif6l4Gcd7A2i_WjIOQIArmPCgr3XQ-xDr5SJRCMcU52ST7ou5GVJgFbBhznRV-QstluAljS/s1600/adose.jpg"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3y2Lj8s3NSNIcH-gg74km_W3GDqJFDkPHFxd_U77fXR_xmhNe03hcyjCxBEV8EcitxqRrwLbV9nVQC1ie1VzacKXCeG4eZHxtQhkWf3K-MDEaMzn2XVIy1VYTFSApzWXyuHue-I4tb8QO/s1600/Blag-Magazine-rupert-grint-6871724-2000-1393.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 222px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3y2Lj8s3NSNIcH-gg74km_W3GDqJFDkPHFxd_U77fXR_xmhNe03hcyjCxBEV8EcitxqRrwLbV9nVQC1ie1VzacKXCeG4eZHxtQhkWf3K-MDEaMzn2XVIy1VYTFSApzWXyuHue-I4tb8QO/s320/Blag-Magazine-rupert-grint-6871724-2000-1393.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528677387160640770" border="0" /></a><br />Well gang I hope you enjoyed the latest A Dose of Dick, we'll be back next week and follow our X Factor commentary on Twitter.<br /><br />Peace & Love<br /><br />Dick SmallsDick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-52276477827819646942010-07-11T14:40:00.010+01:002010-07-11T16:26:19.915+01:00How To Spot A Gay<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7pMwAXvTK0-dmoxSrrWXfnkyg1fAo2RM0ufsbRCnG__WyCG10NcyB1KA-CJyA90cG36bQhx2aAodBMkFLs90zS8NAeizalmjrDWbtB1JRf4wmFuX-90MRvw8o61UY9LzlMWOmIh477QI/s1600/newblack.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7pMwAXvTK0-dmoxSrrWXfnkyg1fAo2RM0ufsbRCnG__WyCG10NcyB1KA-CJyA90cG36bQhx2aAodBMkFLs90zS8NAeizalmjrDWbtB1JRf4wmFuX-90MRvw8o61UY9LzlMWOmIh477QI/s400/newblack.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492652011778066754" border="0" /></a><br />Greetings to all that readeth The World of Dick. Reverend Black here once more. This time around I will guide you in the war against the GayBo alliance (the allegiance between the gays and the lesbos). We all know of course that the GayBos were put on this earth by the Devil to corrupt the pure and the innocent. With the help of my able assistants Daniel Dyer and Orange Juice Simpson I now present you a guide on how to spot one of these bum banditos.<br /><br />1. An unhealthy interest in musicals<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvM3VT8Aqyrs5c54Kq44EgI8K4HwVLEwqkLaY_vkKRecmNsKCNZpQGzBzrgp8aQ5izwZd5cu52DJGKQHnmozHWj_4h5leEDtiuAjAB7eUNaU9mPZSEB_ta99N8cTz7GQNxfawqVSjvklI/s1600/main_203_1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 362px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvM3VT8Aqyrs5c54Kq44EgI8K4HwVLEwqkLaY_vkKRecmNsKCNZpQGzBzrgp8aQ5izwZd5cu52DJGKQHnmozHWj_4h5leEDtiuAjAB7eUNaU9mPZSEB_ta99N8cTz7GQNxfawqVSjvklI/s400/main_203_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492660378797761970" border="0" /></a><br />Does the gentleman in question own anything by Andrew Lloyd Webber? Does he know that Les Miserables is a musical and not a nickname for the French world cup squad? Does he find John Barrowman entertaining rather than irratating? Then you've got a gay.<br /><br />2. Too much Vaseline on the shelf?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeOBBCy8LBmPS8MoUwRjLDSwVR3r3hie9ZnNNmW2Bloz56FGgOJixYKnOcew8pa_uUgnkikkrQ_ABA_ZCQpGWPrK4SYQso-jwjz2qoU1VHupPHdgsZ5TxiHzSluiscuWI4Ues29QJPqoU/s1600/vaseline.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 385px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeOBBCy8LBmPS8MoUwRjLDSwVR3r3hie9ZnNNmW2Bloz56FGgOJixYKnOcew8pa_uUgnkikkrQ_ABA_ZCQpGWPrK4SYQso-jwjz2qoU1VHupPHdgsZ5TxiHzSluiscuWI4Ues29QJPqoU/s400/vaseline.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492661910368304242" border="0" /></a><br />How much is too much? Any amount of Vaseline is too much for a norm. Check the share prices of the Vaseline company, have they gone up constantly in the time your male friend has been sexually active. If they have then well sir you have a gay.<br /><br />3. Leather clothing<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEN9kc1UkfU-yjasN187tMz1XUe78kHZecn4KJGhD8vstlCzIXL-XcKfDfQYb9XZ4DRNnlvPaI8DPwyrHH5SLgwanP_gsdOSQSvIHP0reCdqG6oJNfQ9le2qhL76aGLhxXHCcaKuo9o-k/s1600/804474520_7a4e6c0321.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEN9kc1UkfU-yjasN187tMz1XUe78kHZecn4KJGhD8vstlCzIXL-XcKfDfQYb9XZ4DRNnlvPaI8DPwyrHH5SLgwanP_gsdOSQSvIHP0reCdqG6oJNfQ9le2qhL76aGLhxXHCcaKuo9o-k/s400/804474520_7a4e6c0321.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492663487081031346" border="0" /></a><br />Only gays wear leather that is an elemental law of the universe. So if your buddy has taken to wearing leather shorts, you've got a gay. If he's matching his leather shorts with any sort of sleveless top then you've got a super gay and better get yourself tested for AIDS straight away because as we all know, just coming into contact with a super gay is enough to catch the disease.<br /><br />4. Regular HIV tests<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLbd5Ms14eQh5udpAffJqGySh0pFMmJD3CnpGH76a-IRiuWMzrPr1L_uqSFj5duxJkT5PhdO5Qldjnr10mpGoTczR-YW4oSlFGmFuOytUMLWyB4iMqiJxW2QGp1VTr17p3p8nXVthk97A/s1600/pit-bull-with-aids-sign.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLbd5Ms14eQh5udpAffJqGySh0pFMmJD3CnpGH76a-IRiuWMzrPr1L_uqSFj5duxJkT5PhdO5Qldjnr10mpGoTczR-YW4oSlFGmFuOytUMLWyB4iMqiJxW2QGp1VTr17p3p8nXVthk97A/s400/pit-bull-with-aids-sign.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492664897075265490" border="0" /></a><br />AIDS or the gay disease to give it it's scientific name is only caught by gayness. If your male friend is heard saying "gee whizz I'm nervous about my latest AIDS test," then you've got yourself a gay. Load up the shotgun and put him out of his misery.<br /><br />5. Worshipping at the feet of the King Gay<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3L_MXBy7tPIZ00ywKEhx7X1xNGYEpHc_C5VchQI-Xm5GVGxgjsR7TVYBqMoviwRls7gnbpSsrAMqia46btZYaTc1wfG-1Sl4dAU0jbCbOhoAMfpXh98NzVQpnk3NtiU_H-cu4-3tfZWA/s1600/Gok+Wan_1934_18814813_0_0_7014293_300.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3L_MXBy7tPIZ00ywKEhx7X1xNGYEpHc_C5VchQI-Xm5GVGxgjsR7TVYBqMoviwRls7gnbpSsrAMqia46btZYaTc1wfG-1Sl4dAU0jbCbOhoAMfpXh98NzVQpnk3NtiU_H-cu4-3tfZWA/s400/Gok+Wan_1934_18814813_0_0_7014293_300.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492666500658882898" border="0" /></a><br />The gays have a king, a man so gay that both his first and last names sound suspiciously similar to slang terms for penis (cock and wang do you see?). If you ever hear your male friend so "I sure wish that Gok Wan would do me!" then my friend you've got a gay.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTFP8X0a89HIaCb_5TWM0wkr2pAtZk19hDGDZnvIUM7suPRL9HOqHcvTqi1koPxzOnalrvputBkeXTVAID8C2yLhMDl3mHQyqtJtXQpTCz1DNVDuzDwE-GXiool7lWdqKUOrlwloxaJlo/s1600/ojrecommends.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 361px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTFP8X0a89HIaCb_5TWM0wkr2pAtZk19hDGDZnvIUM7suPRL9HOqHcvTqi1koPxzOnalrvputBkeXTVAID8C2yLhMDl3mHQyqtJtXQpTCz1DNVDuzDwE-GXiool7lWdqKUOrlwloxaJlo/s400/ojrecommends.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492652024751402002" border="0" /></a><br />"Never turn your back on a gay. The average gay thinks about raping a norm every 7 seconds."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhp0QDUbLPbOFNb-2bkeBBVB540fvtLjweE3bICOh9BCjuHSdXT5LFu5C9aVGru0MtViocu7SrcxC_at0x2y6rcQSVSjtP1frEICsa_kddxpLBbwSPKVVM5emOKEVZgjwBeRSiwEBdIE0/s1600/Danny_sez.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhp0QDUbLPbOFNb-2bkeBBVB540fvtLjweE3bICOh9BCjuHSdXT5LFu5C9aVGru0MtViocu7SrcxC_at0x2y6rcQSVSjtP1frEICsa_kddxpLBbwSPKVVM5emOKEVZgjwBeRSiwEBdIE0/s400/Danny_sez.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492652021329698018" border="0" /></a><br />"Being gay makes god cry. Look at all those celebrity gays, Elton John, Matt Lucas, The Village People, Right Said Fred, they've all made god cry that's why we have floods. Sodomy causes tsunamis."<br /><br />There are of course several other ways of spotting gays and I'm sure your familiar with them all. Together we can get rid of all these heathens and fill the world with the church loving people like Catholics and Muslims who never do anything wrong.<br /><br />Peace & Love<br /><br />Reverend Black<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXluPTwy2TUs4hybNbv48LgKWGpSbaXwh7_DYLyimjmQEgSW94EghOqOCx5YBlgfZoI1qCQlP0VCyJk4zqsqQY0TEdbVAeLBtMSG4SeGJE9jML_bOvp7jhbJCH20oibUESiHSnIoQcKA8/s1600/comingsoon.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 199px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXluPTwy2TUs4hybNbv48LgKWGpSbaXwh7_DYLyimjmQEgSW94EghOqOCx5YBlgfZoI1qCQlP0VCyJk4zqsqQY0TEdbVAeLBtMSG4SeGJE9jML_bOvp7jhbJCH20oibUESiHSnIoQcKA8/s400/comingsoon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492669918451767730" border="0" /></a><br />To Catch A Pervert with Chet Ajabagger & Mike Van Dyke<br />Randy's Soap Box with Randy Badger<br />Going Down To Poo Town with Jimmy Dense<br />How To Spot An Ethnic Minority with Reverend BlackReverand Blackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14267459895374159259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-6855546217512035582010-07-09T13:44:00.008+01:002011-01-12T16:47:37.173+00:00Welcome Back To The World of Dick<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqhyphenhyphen0zIa01IyNTsvttKAOXkkXRT6AljSOvFtQTN62jhhFtFuXbq2Y3PP3X4LaYAxRcqTmwUWh-T_4AR1UQ_7WTbp5VBXXr9YwLj7gRZsv7upk0D3L0e0Zj6TTWemua5h6o6cVP47hhfQI/s1600/worldofdick.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqhyphenhyphen0zIa01IyNTsvttKAOXkkXRT6AljSOvFtQTN62jhhFtFuXbq2Y3PP3X4LaYAxRcqTmwUWh-T_4AR1UQ_7WTbp5VBXXr9YwLj7gRZsv7upk0D3L0e0Zj6TTWemua5h6o6cVP47hhfQI/s400/worldofdick.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491897097101545010" border="0" /></a><br />Hello and welcome to the first proper entry under the new regime here at C.o.M.H. with me Randy Badger. What can you expect from the new blog? Well we've got your old favourites and some new goodies. He may be writing his memoirs but Dick will still be bringing you his picks and pricks, Jimmy returns with more poo based hijinx and we've got the good old fashioned Thought of the Day. The Rev will be returning with more of his helpful guides to live a pure life and Dear Randy returns. Also I'll be bringing you Randy's Soap Box where I rant about the things I hate, Chet and M.V.D. will be exposing the internet's perverts in To Catch A Pervert with the C.o.M.H. team's latest addition Tiffanee Smythe and of course we will be presenting exerts from Dick's memoirs. Hopefully you'll enjoy the new World of Dick as much as you enjoyed the original. This week we have a fresh dose of Dick's Picks and Pricks, Jimmy's Poo of the Week, History's Biggest Retards, someone else we'd like to return as a zombie, more Grinty goodness and of course Thought of the Day.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs25YJCFGiY1_8R06OGLanOHREHVkMDVHsc-_dRnV3HnG8t4gPI0Whi7R4GBagluBw6q9b_08IswGVUbmi_pxTxMzwDX0uX-D9sG3X5960o-L5VfeEJKgfztzTeT95W37NikTYCKxBLgg/s1600/dickspicks.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs25YJCFGiY1_8R06OGLanOHREHVkMDVHsc-_dRnV3HnG8t4gPI0Whi7R4GBagluBw6q9b_08IswGVUbmi_pxTxMzwDX0uX-D9sG3X5960o-L5VfeEJKgfztzTeT95W37NikTYCKxBLgg/s400/dickspicks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491902791110591106" border="0" /></a><br /><br />1. Edward Grimes<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEBr-xw7O0gfvow7lvacDl7pdi0F7krp1kHNw7KoC4qqCowQc6seWkf9Ff4Uvig1cC-pa0NT-xsV3HtdAFFOiJYLo3FY6foQLf3NBF8kTWeWAJfPW_POMNVkPEEmSb8bwZbeQT8Uz03bg/s1600/john-edward-grimes.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEBr-xw7O0gfvow7lvacDl7pdi0F7krp1kHNw7KoC4qqCowQc6seWkf9Ff4Uvig1cC-pa0NT-xsV3HtdAFFOiJYLo3FY6foQLf3NBF8kTWeWAJfPW_POMNVkPEEmSb8bwZbeQT8Uz03bg/s400/john-edward-grimes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491908457996452530" border="0" /></a><br />Not sure which one he is, but one of the Jedwards made an inappropriate joke at the expense of C.o.M.H. favourite Cheryl Cole which was hilarious, we of course hope she recovers from malaria so Zanzibar can return to slagging her off.<br /><br /><br />2. Phil off Eastenders<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5DMBY1WFn3_MnzYQYbA4zrRXUTk76nq1rbJrUxSavcxtwKpjEK9jmI2FhvhGbBIteKx7DVNCliXrxRJ7atmvTfnxBTN-cpccrRewiLiOToTX1qHGI_mwZAm77LYTTcaRF200woORFVBc/s1600/phil.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5DMBY1WFn3_MnzYQYbA4zrRXUTk76nq1rbJrUxSavcxtwKpjEK9jmI2FhvhGbBIteKx7DVNCliXrxRJ7atmvTfnxBTN-cpccrRewiLiOToTX1qHGI_mwZAm77LYTTcaRF200woORFVBc/s400/phil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491908448967089858" border="0" /></a><br />C.o.M.H. man of the decade Phil off Eastenders continues to astound me with his brilliance, not only is he the finest actor of his generation in this week's Eastenders he proved he can sing like an angel.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMdOKb6ZBFwEOz02OGfAor5q-kX1SQevPTBU5uefi1UC_LJ01rH3Tr4OcXwlFxcvIWj50jiGhDddVZ2Hm_2kAo1RcopqO62dRt_3R9YnQtpAVmb8HtpUQZwTDZF5NO4p_ePtrAKo_zhcA/s1600/dickspricks.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMdOKb6ZBFwEOz02OGfAor5q-kX1SQevPTBU5uefi1UC_LJ01rH3Tr4OcXwlFxcvIWj50jiGhDddVZ2Hm_2kAo1RcopqO62dRt_3R9YnQtpAVmb8HtpUQZwTDZF5NO4p_ePtrAKo_zhcA/s400/dickspricks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491902779868448546" border="0" /></a><br /><br />1. The England Soccerball Team<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiC885V-NKtjfje1mu_dyyZWFn7zPXB1kvNBwEVlKmf5K8hfU9zuu_qPOP-i0SCfgqEoKH1fesiSlsB6EFHKLzR4tOvOppfDxYtzCUrLjoLzAzsSLAtEDebyL5R9xJBS6BTf8qNLe0PTP4/s1600/821434~England-Football-Team-Photo-Posters.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiC885V-NKtjfje1mu_dyyZWFn7zPXB1kvNBwEVlKmf5K8hfU9zuu_qPOP-i0SCfgqEoKH1fesiSlsB6EFHKLzR4tOvOppfDxYtzCUrLjoLzAzsSLAtEDebyL5R9xJBS6BTf8qNLe0PTP4/s400/821434~England-Football-Team-Photo-Posters.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491908464504842402" border="0" /></a><br />Yeah we've been out of action here at C.o.M.H. for a while and we've missed most of the International SoccerBall Championships but we haven't forgotten what pricks England were.<br /><br /><br />2. The Hose Pipe Ban<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6E2tL88rARsqMqQ0u-ETCrFwLm37Vxu10QzL6yZm0oQiqMX_aQocYNJmmsTCBLp151etpJ8dY4zjyM2O7SJYXQQZR_PIeiw9T4JOma-k262kzrKoHHrdZRWHsAP_F66k9a21iIrbkluk/s1600/boywashcarDM2210_468x512.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 366px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6E2tL88rARsqMqQ0u-ETCrFwLm37Vxu10QzL6yZm0oQiqMX_aQocYNJmmsTCBLp151etpJ8dY4zjyM2O7SJYXQQZR_PIeiw9T4JOma-k262kzrKoHHrdZRWHsAP_F66k9a21iIrbkluk/s400/boywashcarDM2210_468x512.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491908467052866786" border="0" /></a><br />OK I've been locked in my office constantly writing my memoirs so I haven't found much to be angry about, so I'm scrapping the barrel with this one. Damn that pesky hose pipe ban!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDR-H7yHYZxp5Z9wCsUK5FLAvNzAbDHWKz4WBbmEY54QX0SaaOyrbq7naPuJ3rKqZ3XogSIT2ruVYC_4ykoZ_AawfVEITpFsMAUWQON4NttXc1LuJT2izlxGqAVAGKtrDhZrp9DybNPeA/s1600/poooftheweek.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 342px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDR-H7yHYZxp5Z9wCsUK5FLAvNzAbDHWKz4WBbmEY54QX0SaaOyrbq7naPuJ3rKqZ3XogSIT2ruVYC_4ykoZ_AawfVEITpFsMAUWQON4NttXc1LuJT2izlxGqAVAGKtrDhZrp9DybNPeA/s400/poooftheweek.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491902772842488098" border="0" /></a><br />Welcome to my new poo based series. Each week I'll provide what I consider to be my poo of the week.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">#1 The Poo Splatter Bomb<br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW0cOfni4Zv32-Hm0dwENcoeWEw-8NRc3kGwiOZSxVJTKSt9ADE0tFSXPvNMTGXNycgsNHVBUe0obBTAx1aZ-vV1RjruN_TWoPwL-Mfou0VfSPiOt_Ga374HeWnomre7hFm85VKJ_gWiI/s1600/36978_10150203756745584_736290583_13286798_5569070_n.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW0cOfni4Zv32-Hm0dwENcoeWEw-8NRc3kGwiOZSxVJTKSt9ADE0tFSXPvNMTGXNycgsNHVBUe0obBTAx1aZ-vV1RjruN_TWoPwL-Mfou0VfSPiOt_Ga374HeWnomre7hFm85VKJ_gWiI/s400/36978_10150203756745584_736290583_13286798_5569070_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491906514825867426" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBdDYXJt-3717hGiyASWBczsk808nykP3ps_f09cU1wBx17si5_Sjw2k3mXZg24V-7e8TiJoBJnZgmsgAIovyrbm8Bg-1R_g1S8uYMHqOitaMHzLJAw1lKisJE4k3TUDu6PTidfNDY4Dc/s1600/rupertgrintpictures.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBdDYXJt-3717hGiyASWBczsk808nykP3ps_f09cU1wBx17si5_Sjw2k3mXZg24V-7e8TiJoBJnZgmsgAIovyrbm8Bg-1R_g1S8uYMHqOitaMHzLJAw1lKisJE4k3TUDu6PTidfNDY4Dc/s400/rupertgrintpictures.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491902792585756210" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Well this is probably the last time we'll do this feature so we have something special for this week, this picture embodies everything we love about Grinty. Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDzmmn1GEPk3m0rTKSholyBzCwGa7WYUC1IbY7yphwF0R3tf2zh2KopK4nljgUhtg1jyzB1-yShvN_aIlAKdDoavSXPHpfjubXMw3Ff5_pAwy7yExXltEiT402moP-409XBLDEWkPAhhI/s1600/Ron-Rupert-rupert-grint-2277516-800-600.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDzmmn1GEPk3m0rTKSholyBzCwGa7WYUC1IbY7yphwF0R3tf2zh2KopK4nljgUhtg1jyzB1-yShvN_aIlAKdDoavSXPHpfjubXMw3Ff5_pAwy7yExXltEiT402moP-409XBLDEWkPAhhI/s400/Ron-Rupert-rupert-grint-2277516-800-600.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491906543556858834" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZvnG3I1bEkqX8eAxT3oX7if2pTG5X7Svz8CGUh4wNjWHT6JJFYnFH_B8W0at9smX484cuO640g3cN2gNIMxk02j0tBWP_Nw-MvZV2HwhO-wSi0jWU0_2L0lV0SDkifiQOD3tzU3EzAlo/s1600/historysretards.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZvnG3I1bEkqX8eAxT3oX7if2pTG5X7Svz8CGUh4wNjWHT6JJFYnFH_B8W0at9smX484cuO640g3cN2gNIMxk02j0tBWP_Nw-MvZV2HwhO-wSi0jWU0_2L0lV0SDkifiQOD3tzU3EzAlo/s400/historysretards.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491902781750375890" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">#2 L. Ron Hubbard<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlNVDfdVLkCKqIZjB4_jXxtDlPNnfrLWCMx7OP9_J2I-PDrBKyd6uTQwIUzPJPj4XjFe3BMy3JbF-RJHlK86ntMQ27OogCbjXdWR7M_MKtYnrfIHxijcnY5t81gp8lYQoUe5jHKopgT_w/s1600/l-ron-hubbard.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 307px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlNVDfdVLkCKqIZjB4_jXxtDlPNnfrLWCMx7OP9_J2I-PDrBKyd6uTQwIUzPJPj4XjFe3BMy3JbF-RJHlK86ntMQ27OogCbjXdWR7M_MKtYnrfIHxijcnY5t81gp8lYQoUe5jHKopgT_w/s400/l-ron-hubbard.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491906537591168226" border="0" /></a><br />Yes the sci fi writer and founder of Scientology easily makes it on to our list of biggest retards. He writes books about aliens and then founds a religion based on these ideas, fucking retard. Although there is no way of proving that the child molesting idiot actually believed this crap but those that do are just as retarded as he is.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9z5BxXKI9Ln-HJLhrPZfHeNSSEumfB_RUylqzPuRKNupW-eGzwkVmccIsSnNhCbvwYDKwpIKoN-EnXFB3fIiapHf0jZrocjAic8eI3UVCExAeHfYVp0BzUPlOtFzYHimGIOzL_-mO1Ak/s1600/peoplewedliketoreturnaszombies.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9z5BxXKI9Ln-HJLhrPZfHeNSSEumfB_RUylqzPuRKNupW-eGzwkVmccIsSnNhCbvwYDKwpIKoN-EnXFB3fIiapHf0jZrocjAic8eI3UVCExAeHfYVp0BzUPlOtFzYHimGIOzL_-mO1Ak/s400/peoplewedliketoreturnaszombies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491903774038403602" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5sOU-XQ5Sg2rHVsqiF5FXSpCjvW5Wpz2-hhjbyTc0kCOt_IjyHFKyIgz7AIPzZoih9VVsdKiQExNGud0qiRsmJpJIvUrJki8scBbucfBbVEf2TAAGrYA2CCZGrHxlFgIZbtU2Z9KWt3I/s1600/hull.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 354px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5sOU-XQ5Sg2rHVsqiF5FXSpCjvW5Wpz2-hhjbyTc0kCOt_IjyHFKyIgz7AIPzZoih9VVsdKiQExNGud0qiRsmJpJIvUrJki8scBbucfBbVEf2TAAGrYA2CCZGrHxlFgIZbtU2Z9KWt3I/s400/hull.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491906567507459394" border="0" /></a><br />I was thinking the other day what would be better than a zombie puppet show? So this week I'm wishing that Rod Hull would return as a zombie.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI1z3ikWS7zq25kypOcgtIN0L-6fr0Ht12g8o143DGjUZrui83Adrnse265Y7rghJt-34ZRYd9DiHWN4mZ757vkSOU5gHKwbUxgLKHCwylTc68gZ5DMFr6PxyiaNKlUEPJCld5nSfacqs/s1600/newthought.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI1z3ikWS7zq25kypOcgtIN0L-6fr0Ht12g8o143DGjUZrui83Adrnse265Y7rghJt-34ZRYd9DiHWN4mZ757vkSOU5gHKwbUxgLKHCwylTc68gZ5DMFr6PxyiaNKlUEPJCld5nSfacqs/s400/newthought.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491903752783528770" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"I'm like Cheryl's twin because I hurt myself. She hurt herself. Two great people hurting themselves. It's going to be a big funeral... Just messing!" Edward Grimes, creepy Irish stereotype, singer<br /><br />Until next time...<br />Peace & Love<br />Randolph Badger<br /><br /><br />Coming Soon<br /><br />To Catch A Pervert with Chet Ajabagger & Mike Van Dyke<br /><br />How To Spot A Homo with Reverend BlackRandy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-36279437758348559872010-06-19T16:43:00.008+01:002011-01-12T16:47:37.382+00:00The C*ntdown Begins<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtUCCWug4ZSEo7pms8TQI-P91ZXWPfdqcIAk8D0-v81aca-dxrCzxf6RXXm1uj3Z6DcZVF64a3i0uvHs84Mc2r2164vr4R2Ep4vmkAMh0IBo72zJE8Wic6bNiugJfAtyhvDOU-PNyBFGU/s1600/randysworldofhate.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 119px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtUCCWug4ZSEo7pms8TQI-P91ZXWPfdqcIAk8D0-v81aca-dxrCzxf6RXXm1uj3Z6DcZVF64a3i0uvHs84Mc2r2164vr4R2Ep4vmkAMh0IBo72zJE8Wic6bNiugJfAtyhvDOU-PNyBFGU/s400/randysworldofhate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484511215126531906" border="0" /></a><br />Welcome dear readers to the dawning of a new era. Yes I am now the boss of The World of Dick and to celebrate I present to you The Official C.o.M.H. Cuntdown it's basically an even better version of Randy's Retards and Dick's Pricks. Each month I'll select the top ten cunts in the world right now, who will be number 1? Let's find out!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9knxVFDfHiQghJw4iS7tfcqSBkG4ZzgLI5-Wp4P0QW5h0zSKbfCnJKmL5DeIbNhfn1AeIzl212O9C76hWyElQYFy4STW5WeFQ32mxfkbgPZdj9-C1rdeszMkEHH9ePaD2IqMRTLbvVe4/s1600/cuntdown.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 371px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9knxVFDfHiQghJw4iS7tfcqSBkG4ZzgLI5-Wp4P0QW5h0zSKbfCnJKmL5DeIbNhfn1AeIzl212O9C76hWyElQYFy4STW5WeFQ32mxfkbgPZdj9-C1rdeszMkEHH9ePaD2IqMRTLbvVe4/s400/cuntdown.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484511977822121746" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguE0m7i6ZZ_J2IY4vnGF3XxsNLdotGBovsHeqfe6ICOaYS3QT3VJsN9csOIZq2n9l7S4jyWH3LQMZUr52QjO4t-HN9cTe-fNluC9C51218N7Rc5-e8tNXorDdziAAXvNVr4CW80D2oqaE/s1600/10.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 78px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguE0m7i6ZZ_J2IY4vnGF3XxsNLdotGBovsHeqfe6ICOaYS3QT3VJsN9csOIZq2n9l7S4jyWH3LQMZUr52QjO4t-HN9cTe-fNluC9C51218N7Rc5-e8tNXorDdziAAXvNVr4CW80D2oqaE/s400/10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484521693234127730" border="0" /></a><br /><br />They seriously could just rename this Cunt TV. BBC fucking 3 is just shit. Every shitty mongoloid TV show in the world appears on this crapfest. Coming of Age, 2 Pints of Larger, Lee Nelson's Well Goodshow, Russell Howard's Good News, Family Guy. The list is endless. If you are a thick fucking retard then BBC3 is for you but for the rest of us that don't sign our names in wax crayon this is cuntworthy bollocks.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXVCGfFoCL7pbZiInp8P0fyKHH0RPrDVxGVyvPWxcjSeaTaBTVqf0qKPwU8QeEM_x9gXnJDtCmZJ-ySuhb-kCHxrgUvmeMG5UncZqEBiKa6UKUDGpcxoOee2sNfnQa-enwMcAKzS-sYsw/s1600/9.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 80px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXVCGfFoCL7pbZiInp8P0fyKHH0RPrDVxGVyvPWxcjSeaTaBTVqf0qKPwU8QeEM_x9gXnJDtCmZJ-ySuhb-kCHxrgUvmeMG5UncZqEBiKa6UKUDGpcxoOee2sNfnQa-enwMcAKzS-sYsw/s400/9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484521657387106146" border="0" /></a><br /><br />You are not Phil's son you camp freak! Stop trying to damage the reputation of C.o.M.H.'s man of the decade you boggle eyed cunt.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIdBhrt_APzh8hIEKBVRLkHe2uoZg3p6BhYFEXAQAckqO2ns0ArbM9_9rcpxyeYCm-SHpsNqbiivizf2teLFn0Uqv4WcWElpSMFVi1czn3PifHxcAa-y7taxt-esXJXRWNBkSKCyWyoiM/s1600/8.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 114px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIdBhrt_APzh8hIEKBVRLkHe2uoZg3p6BhYFEXAQAckqO2ns0ArbM9_9rcpxyeYCm-SHpsNqbiivizf2teLFn0Uqv4WcWElpSMFVi1czn3PifHxcAa-y7taxt-esXJXRWNBkSKCyWyoiM/s400/8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484521654108852882" border="0" /></a><br />We're legally prevented from venting our true feelings about Cameron. Hopefully his appearance on this list goes someway to expressing them.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC2z6goj5kNsqa8SFhdT9QiqfPqNrHSDxxktZyoNOF6LqmjvX72YUBrK4fbutO9e2cCMQ_zm0URxNxZt4QQfxXYi0RBiXluT8ALxJ8koYOr0wSKWNmsZjd7XpjSqrqbtxbglPHsxzs0xQ/s1600/7.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 158px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC2z6goj5kNsqa8SFhdT9QiqfPqNrHSDxxktZyoNOF6LqmjvX72YUBrK4fbutO9e2cCMQ_zm0URxNxZt4QQfxXYi0RBiXluT8ALxJ8koYOr0wSKWNmsZjd7XpjSqrqbtxbglPHsxzs0xQ/s400/7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484521638531278338" border="0" /></a><br />Smurfs are fucking dicks seriously. Stupid blue cunts who talk shit and act like fucking retards. I'd like to shove my smurfing foot right up your smurfer you smurfing smurf.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz0HBd15MV0PbxRk76vylqF-2FXUfQRM7rM_A8aCZJPnFQgcgpswvRRVOk5oS5exXVgPrTPtel0TYg50J_V_Muh5Z6eNmY66_Fht0cgGDHEGWEZvTD9C5oHx1_c-zpvPz1P6jDKGNcd5Q/s1600/6.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 98px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz0HBd15MV0PbxRk76vylqF-2FXUfQRM7rM_A8aCZJPnFQgcgpswvRRVOk5oS5exXVgPrTPtel0TYg50J_V_Muh5Z6eNmY66_Fht0cgGDHEGWEZvTD9C5oHx1_c-zpvPz1P6jDKGNcd5Q/s400/6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484521636597828370" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Britain's Got Talent apparently and this talent is spotted by botox faced cunt Amanda Holden... What the fuck? Seriously this creepy faced bitch has no talent.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC0J3sIKNDtID0MQjop7gsg6uSu1Opu-dHdpUQo3GORh_W6n95YX8Xquj_y6CNqvLCqhkk-47rnRflWoN00AZC0pLrz6l9fUTxSvRU-5ZVHVH0gkpkWsarF7FfRXEsISVfgh1UvMFr1s0/s1600/5.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 158px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC0J3sIKNDtID0MQjop7gsg6uSu1Opu-dHdpUQo3GORh_W6n95YX8Xquj_y6CNqvLCqhkk-47rnRflWoN00AZC0pLrz6l9fUTxSvRU-5ZVHVH0gkpkWsarF7FfRXEsISVfgh1UvMFr1s0/s400/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484522421473489250" border="0" /></a><br /><br />For some reason the still born potato is the anchor for ITV's coverage of this years Soccerball Championships. He is of course an expert because he played for... oh no wait he's just a spud faced cunt that knows nothing about anything.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5cOhQm88GBy0uoZk2856UIAv_Bt2G0gG10BIuRTBDuezRzon5TNNeANoxlVnWjfaKEeA_PZOkTsjkZjqLYGY9KGYhyJcxfwBXngmPgh2eHRJx_QaFTEM-pUSUGyW9UnXEpBidn2zb7g0/s1600/4.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 108px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5cOhQm88GBy0uoZk2856UIAv_Bt2G0gG10BIuRTBDuezRzon5TNNeANoxlVnWjfaKEeA_PZOkTsjkZjqLYGY9KGYhyJcxfwBXngmPgh2eHRJx_QaFTEM-pUSUGyW9UnXEpBidn2zb7g0/s400/4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484522404399398370" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This fucking loud mouthed cock stain is listened to by millions of brain dead mongoloids. After suffering the misfortune of hearing his "hilarious" alternative commentary on a recent soccerball game with his cunty side kick Comedy Dave who is too much of a none entity to even appear on the cuntdown. Moyles you are a painfully unfunny cunt, your jokes appear and if this list proves anything it's that being fat and loud does not make you entertaining so fuck off back to Twatsville you fucking sweaty mongoloid.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-Y7IOBdLH8zQoTIO01JRQqeg6qMChZajJwQQVy_CCVk_-gs7IASMqlMbJtzslvUhcOBKhbSIxB0MV-LCh8YGKnvjZo089YXMXCPISBbIERMagm-rBV3TgNhzKhJgW-83TRenpPtMrHzk/s1600/3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 109px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-Y7IOBdLH8zQoTIO01JRQqeg6qMChZajJwQQVy_CCVk_-gs7IASMqlMbJtzslvUhcOBKhbSIxB0MV-LCh8YGKnvjZo089YXMXCPISBbIERMagm-rBV3TgNhzKhJgW-83TRenpPtMrHzk/s400/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484522373362135330" border="0" /></a><br />The reason god created condoms. Fat, unfunny, yobbish prick. He betrayed his fellow fat people by appearing in a series of adverts that showed a fat man being bullied by filthy fucking gingers. This cunt now has a show about soccerball, as if Adrian Chiles wasn't bad enough we now have someone who would only be allowed to play in goal if he was even chosen to play. Fuck off Corden Gavin and Stacey was shit, you are shit and we all hate you. And let me give you this warning if you ever give Star Trek's very own Captain Picard any shit ever again we will all come and kick your cunty arse. Prick.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgADPs-QYBP6-bESTcXsWY3FmYXHE6Cm-NFoAPS9SwDlT4A4rLZDM68yXbK5MsD9ic1z2RtSIrc-nRHC6XFzmIyuMJ-LPANNboM9KfyXwdZ_YUv2lW0_0zxc18L8HLuaylNs3DNqzjSENs/s1600/2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 86px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgADPs-QYBP6-bESTcXsWY3FmYXHE6Cm-NFoAPS9SwDlT4A4rLZDM68yXbK5MsD9ic1z2RtSIrc-nRHC6XFzmIyuMJ-LPANNboM9KfyXwdZ_YUv2lW0_0zxc18L8HLuaylNs3DNqzjSENs/s400/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484522355138158258" border="0" /></a><br /><br />For a long time Radcliffe was C.o.M.H.'s all time biggest prick. He's still a shit actor and we're sure he'll be able to reclaim the top spot with the release of the final Harry Potter films.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizdmhyphenhyphenmfaLxj5-BXqGswNIVa3vc_cOTiQ7UcUbWr4-Y-44abCH5dPamEJ8v8L-Kj9FzE2cp6w-lfnK7WmHr_g7X3GFKfVggdRh66pS0pEfOliOcMcjM5qDgJCF83X286hbvi2KMFYL0rc/s1600/1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 96px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizdmhyphenhyphenmfaLxj5-BXqGswNIVa3vc_cOTiQ7UcUbWr4-Y-44abCH5dPamEJ8v8L-Kj9FzE2cp6w-lfnK7WmHr_g7X3GFKfVggdRh66pS0pEfOliOcMcjM5qDgJCF83X286hbvi2KMFYL0rc/s400/1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484522353057912802" border="0" /></a><br />Who else could could top the very first cuntdown? Yes Jordan (this week played by the Phantom of the Opera) continues to revolt the human race with her very existence.Randy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-86781968294197344552010-06-19T16:19:00.003+01:002011-01-12T16:47:37.452+00:00The C.o.M.H. Boys Return<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSFtHh5U2E6yQptJP85lPBHKC3WT-tcAgmcsVuIp6SJCeAR-BaQ0ja8tT4ohWFsXq7uvCLLRI1WcCgiR4bFGnB4U6IxvuvgW4MW95aG_-CAObN72KyO6C52b5J08vnWgyZfHl847AsGQIr/s1600/newdick.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 378px; height: 340px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSFtHh5U2E6yQptJP85lPBHKC3WT-tcAgmcsVuIp6SJCeAR-BaQ0ja8tT4ohWFsXq7uvCLLRI1WcCgiR4bFGnB4U6IxvuvgW4MW95aG_-CAObN72KyO6C52b5J08vnWgyZfHl847AsGQIr/s400/newdick.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484504862387068034" border="0" /></a><br />Greetings my fellow Huggynites and welcome back to The World of Dick. Yes we have been a way for a short while but now the whole gang is back. What have we been doing during our break? Well I've been working on my memoirs which will be serialised on this very site, Randy's formed a band, Dave Has AIDS Not HIV, keep an eye out for them they'll be on tour next year, Reverend Black has been on an unsuccessful tour of America where he was described as being "too liberal" and Jimmy's been playing in his own poo again.<br /><br />Recently there have been many rumours going round that The Church of Mike Huggins was about to come to an end. But worry not loyal readers the C.o.M.H. will never die. There are going to be some changes though. I will be stepping down from writing the blog for the immediate future so I can concentrate on writing my memoirs. In my absence I will be handing over control of The World of Dick to Randy meaning Randy's World of Hate is now the C.o.M.H.'s flagship blog. A Dose of Dick will return one day so do not despair friends. Reverend Black will also continue to spread the word of Mike and Jimmy will be launching his own blog Going Down To Poo Town. Also Mike Van Dyke will bring us his long awaited investigation into the Paul McCartney case. Don't forget you can get your C.o.M.H. fix all over the internet. Click on the links for more C.o.M.H. goodness.<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/TheWorldOfDick">Twitter</a><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/#%21/pages/CoMH/121813361168528?ref=ts">Facebook</a><br /><a href="http://adoseofdick.spreadshirt.co.uk/">The Official C.o.M.H. Shop</a><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/churchofmikehuggins">The Official C.o.M.H. Myspace Page</a><br /><br />Until we meet again,<br />Peace & Love<br />Dick SmallsDick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-53784092372051134792010-05-21T16:56:00.000+01:002010-05-21T18:37:38.034+01:00How To Spot A Monkey Spanker<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoxV6TweEIGgSlZuTaLv2x_i6BzzlBAGcISnVfTSKXQv2m9CsCPxQs0-PBpDKvhRQgfG_C4mnQyo37T-wFgvLNyIC5vkMIGlkwQoDOIsL48vjnSRbZAqklogsWiZZNJ_-N77mhAtvPeGg/s1600/cultofmike.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 344px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoxV6TweEIGgSlZuTaLv2x_i6BzzlBAGcISnVfTSKXQv2m9CsCPxQs0-PBpDKvhRQgfG_C4mnQyo37T-wFgvLNyIC5vkMIGlkwQoDOIsL48vjnSRbZAqklogsWiZZNJ_-N77mhAtvPeGg/s400/cultofmike.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473778814411528914" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5YWQ68gI-n_3-u9boqYPTO62Ytmj2lplHeEQ5npCcJ_mLvOoQ0_fCEwN7O0tahQJFTtAZP0RfFAm-eeLScOpF34zeCw2X-CtLk_5irHMx6pNkTdtKcKLm7S3hPAdYZpcSMGSfetf060I/s1600/cultofmike.jpg"><br /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Greetings to all who readeth The World of Dick. I am Reverend Black. I have been recruited by Mr. Richard Smalls to provide a more spiritual side to C.o.M.H. Each week I will provide you dear readers with a sermon that will help enrich your pointless lives. I have scoured the world seeking the most suitable people to be my minions in this task and I believe I have found them. Each week I will be aided by Mr. Daniel Dyer and Mr. Orange Juice Simpson. Together we can help you rediscover your faith.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br />Sermon #1:<br />How To Spot A Wanker<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Masturbation has spread through the youth of this nation like a disease. Recent research shows than an average of 70% of teenage boys believe spanking the monkey is the most important thing in life. Through this sermon I hope to help you spot which disgusting youth is a masturbator. Most masturbators are between the ages of 12 and 19, all masturbators are male as girls are far too sweet and innocent to even consider such a depraved act and girls do not have a penis so I can't imagine anyway a girl could masturbate, most masturbators possess hairy palms and quite a few are actually blind. Here are a few tips for spotting a salad tosser:<br /><br />1. Giant Hands<br /></div></div></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMr4LxkVZOVBDcwarupUgDscIf5Hos7p5esobnR46053OHn9a6RhPgi1R8GNt3oLCmgQ_ZYM91kTBar5qqVZezXI1IxtxuVyy6fjsb7lqKboA7jmqBw2MnjOGttc0QJGR8QOdEJFslWlY/s1600/the-science-of-sleep-had-some-big-hands-30726-1237324696-15.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMr4LxkVZOVBDcwarupUgDscIf5Hos7p5esobnR46053OHn9a6RhPgi1R8GNt3oLCmgQ_ZYM91kTBar5qqVZezXI1IxtxuVyy6fjsb7lqKboA7jmqBw2MnjOGttc0QJGR8QOdEJFslWlY/s320/the-science-of-sleep-had-some-big-hands-30726-1237324696-15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473759706042525074" border="0" /></a><br /><br />If you meet someone with extra large hands you've got a masturbator. All that masturbating leads to increased hand size.<br /><br />2. The Miracle of Shame<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL96ni6FOGE37prpuax2t2RMcKQLTwlVB-Qzbz4i-sGqZqAtbTyvt2RBkdNZjiqHNC9G0_1OOHwYjsoeOsUUl1A92vDpBVM8280chD-r0IOCoMeb9EnLXb6D2PbjDWRg9F3B_a9nxBz_Y/s1600/iclip-embarrassed-boy1-thumb-260x229-8731.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL96ni6FOGE37prpuax2t2RMcKQLTwlVB-Qzbz4i-sGqZqAtbTyvt2RBkdNZjiqHNC9G0_1OOHwYjsoeOsUUl1A92vDpBVM8280chD-r0IOCoMeb9EnLXb6D2PbjDWRg9F3B_a9nxBz_Y/s320/iclip-embarrassed-boy1-thumb-260x229-8731.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473767177004019346" border="0" /></a><br />Notice a strange smell in your potential masturbators bedroom? Tissue that's stiff as a board? Soiled sheets and underwear? If you confront them and they appear shameful then you've got a masturbator.<br /><br />3. Know Your Sperm<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUfk4NMQALy4uAY18Lqogt9w43Mn9OszjPdAaIBXgLRZHGJkoeKRnLHvL702BYGvOmpMk93u1AO1Mk6ZjioDo2R7NJvwY3fyCZAeCL_v-8LimBYaLVdq8_0vapRgx-QN69yNbyzmtQpfE/s1600/1103049.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUfk4NMQALy4uAY18Lqogt9w43Mn9OszjPdAaIBXgLRZHGJkoeKRnLHvL702BYGvOmpMk93u1AO1Mk6ZjioDo2R7NJvwY3fyCZAeCL_v-8LimBYaLVdq8_0vapRgx-QN69yNbyzmtQpfE/s320/1103049.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473770220542985890" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Sperm is the enemy in our war against masturbation. And if we want to win this war then we must know our enemy. Get to know your sperm, it's taste, it's smell, it's texture. All sperm is different so try and get to know other people's sperm to. Once you know your sperm you'll be able to detect any in a 1 mile radius.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHcMy5toGfxdknf-6KRn5puhI1uSos7dyhvNlkCxfJqQAvcx0cU9tYoQC-lRgkf69FQ6KFSB8DDkAjSDy3ujUJ8HXhIiC-NJ6CrUlgdNkXjFfsKWmoy72I8p-tBMFX7_oJIA_ampLe4ic/s1600/Danny_sez.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 217px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHcMy5toGfxdknf-6KRn5puhI1uSos7dyhvNlkCxfJqQAvcx0cU9tYoQC-lRgkf69FQ6KFSB8DDkAjSDy3ujUJ8HXhIiC-NJ6CrUlgdNkXjFfsKWmoy72I8p-tBMFX7_oJIA_ampLe4ic/s320/Danny_sez.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473773925024539394" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"Masturbation really does make you go blind. Stevie Wonder was the World Masturbation Champion in 1967 and look at him now."<br /><br />One tip for spotting a masturbator that comes from those wacky guys at ChristWire is to sniff the suspects mattress and say it smells like semen. If they run from the room in tears then you know you've got a masturbator.<br /><br />If you follow these helpful hints then you should be able to root out the monkey spankers and help them give up the devil's sport. For persistent masturbators who carry on with the act even though that each time they produce man milk they make Mike Huggins cry there is only one option. Chop off their right hand.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMo_5Ve7z7dUXZqiCaPjMABuSW0U3DFJAnNPRxAZQvlmw81uSosqfPy1xfsFdIAYIBObYzAqlbhBj5lbUUJz2AYwbeHBHpn42XYyPMD1wNqylrf0XORkvfRWbd3oY6yxFaBsbK9UBoKMk/s1600/ojrecommends.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMo_5Ve7z7dUXZqiCaPjMABuSW0U3DFJAnNPRxAZQvlmw81uSosqfPy1xfsFdIAYIBObYzAqlbhBj5lbUUJz2AYwbeHBHpn42XYyPMD1wNqylrf0XORkvfRWbd3oY6yxFaBsbK9UBoKMk/s320/ojrecommends.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473777241491828290" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"Use these helpful images to help you spot a masturbator."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OG8VcELOUT5wwBrEcC1yxamjHqupDNphqQ2JeF5Jw3wIEvrj4YFQlldYiS2d6LY72JxJlwh78_CnLXE_hgWMsRX6E12hPxX1WDaVwitVgBjlWuDwJ-j_mmV64clvDvxPDYGScu9bF_w/s1600/205quxk.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 315px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1OG8VcELOUT5wwBrEcC1yxamjHqupDNphqQ2JeF5Jw3wIEvrj4YFQlldYiS2d6LY72JxJlwh78_CnLXE_hgWMsRX6E12hPxX1WDaVwitVgBjlWuDwJ-j_mmV64clvDvxPDYGScu9bF_w/s320/205quxk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473777254621618098" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU37PfjnvNutYEAtbBxgRgXBFExTwwkmWDD5YNEwEmTZ7MHPCdU5GU64vG2OI6nvwO1wrCMxwJbUQeItX0IAIdwKFAKb-yxOby50TrAafeB2HFTqCQvEHZX6HdAR-iJJsVIp8PIVtG44w/s1600/1824nr.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 177px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU37PfjnvNutYEAtbBxgRgXBFExTwwkmWDD5YNEwEmTZ7MHPCdU5GU64vG2OI6nvwO1wrCMxwJbUQeItX0IAIdwKFAKb-yxOby50TrAafeB2HFTqCQvEHZX6HdAR-iJJsVIp8PIVtG44w/s320/1824nr.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473777248309709986" border="0" /></a><br />Well hopefully you've found my first sermon helpful. This is the first step on the long road to saving the souls of those who worship at the feet of Mike Huggins.<br />Until next time<br /><br />Peace & Love<br /><br />Reverend BlackReverand Blackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14267459895374159259noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-73383980699042546622010-05-21T14:29:00.000+01:002010-05-21T15:58:19.864+01:00Damn Honky Chicken Broke My Wiener<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyTBf2Ik0khq-5EFTKUGMaNXFCUEbHCRRnkyab-bj35ls6bZ159P4-SQGXkHKEAszznKZ-W1JyaTDPPBCkJswz5rxjS1Tmg10nXpSZraB4WoHcFvK8zcaYUsys6xP3E9X2wi_CvRWaGcoB/s1600/mvdinvestigates.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyTBf2Ik0khq-5EFTKUGMaNXFCUEbHCRRnkyab-bj35ls6bZ159P4-SQGXkHKEAszznKZ-W1JyaTDPPBCkJswz5rxjS1Tmg10nXpSZraB4WoHcFvK8zcaYUsys6xP3E9X2wi_CvRWaGcoB/s400/mvdinvestigates.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473721376961665282" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS4Ckg9nv5yt7GHcSyGQ3fX-CDFX3GG71N6o0eIKrhj3vLlW8wucz_jG_Fk2EY2xjSEQucBMt5a6WYlfRhWVPdeFMtUitDA_jU9E4BPs_czvW5Xs99vnA6BCDjqT2Y4MeFgYbv-5mQzguZ/s1600/kfcchcikenblackguy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 430px; height: 106px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS4Ckg9nv5yt7GHcSyGQ3fX-CDFX3GG71N6o0eIKrhj3vLlW8wucz_jG_Fk2EY2xjSEQucBMt5a6WYlfRhWVPdeFMtUitDA_jU9E4BPs_czvW5Xs99vnA6BCDjqT2Y4MeFgYbv-5mQzguZ/s400/kfcchcikenblackguy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473723295025342930" border="0" /></a><br />Do the KKK run KFC?<br /><br />Does KFC make black men impotent?<br /><br />These are the questions we will be answering in this month's Michael Van Dyke Investigates.<br /><br />Hi I'm Michael Van Dyke and welcome to the first of my investigations. Recently I've been investigating fast food emporium Kentucky Fried Chicken. I have recieved literally three e-mails telling me of a conspiracy theory involving their chicken and men of the dark skinned persuassion. Here's the claim I was tasked with investigating:<br /><br />"It is sometimes claimed that the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise is owned by the Ku Klux Klan, and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent."<br /><br />How best to proceed?<br /><br />Well obviously I needed to get inside the KFC organisation so I applied for a job at my local restaurant. I lied on the application, painting myself as a chicken frying super star and it worked. I got an interview!<br /><br />However once again I was met with the usual prejudice and the bastards at KFC couldn't see past my bandages. They may have thrwarted my attempts to absorb myself into the company but I would not give up.<br /><br />I sent a letter to the head office of KFC asking whether they were ruled by the KKK and if they were working towards destroying the black erection. I recieved this reply:<br /><br />"Dear Mr. Van Dyke,<br />We are not owned or operated by the KKK you black bastard. If you contact our organisation again we will start burning crucifixes in your yard.<br />Whitey Hatesnegroes, CEO of KFC"<br /><br />Case closed? Perhaps. I decided to do a scientific test. I, of course, can not reveal if I'm black or not as that would risk revealing my true identitiy. So I turned to the only black guy I know Maurice Badger.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2zuQbEYuLHkk2MecvJkzneVWxxEkOzzPcZ0QBb8nP9_8q1Edb3SRjUUw_fRgw67GaTzEqv2yMXjkWubCSlTWbU0cFE1i22XbEV0SkPlNo1vUuvmstOcA767D-7j5RQ102Q7hqmkw_tMED/s1600/grandpa.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2zuQbEYuLHkk2MecvJkzneVWxxEkOzzPcZ0QBb8nP9_8q1Edb3SRjUUw_fRgw67GaTzEqv2yMXjkWubCSlTWbU0cFE1i22XbEV0SkPlNo1vUuvmstOcA767D-7j5RQ102Q7hqmkw_tMED/s320/grandpa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473731141588774770" border="0" /></a><br />I decided to lock Grandpa Maurice in a cupboard with a bucket of KFC, a stack on porn and a box of tissues. After an hour I released him and asked him how he felt. This was his response:<br /><br />"Damn cracker chicken broke my wiener."<br /><br />After this I gave him a bottle of Viagra and the Jordan sex tape. He was still unable to achieve erection. We did the same test with a Chinese Man, a Mexican and Jimmy Dense. Maurice was the only one unable to perform sexually. So it would appear that it is true, KFC does make black guys impotent.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Legal mumbo jumbo<br /></div><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />*The KFC Franchise is owned by an African American which suggests that the letter we recieved was a joke and they don't really believe I'm a black bastard.<br /><br />*Maurice Badger is 75 years old and hasn't had an erection since 1987.<br /><br />*The Chinese Guy looked Chinese but could have been Japanese.<br /><br />*Maurice Badger had to have his stomach pumped after he took too many viagra, kids play safe one pill is enough.</span>M.V.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16466733013030661215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-33812193588344584882010-05-15T23:19:00.001+01:002010-05-16T11:54:57.203+01:00We Don't Really Understand Politics But We're Angry Anyway<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgojNsAumxC2fE0yKJusW9U0t56DqG0SNPvd8k1o_Ni8Z92lvtqvnRuDlhyqUYJiSokSgmOzELODYXYJQBT1TU9v4-xnV7f_foGJlPtERtQhDyFsk3pADpbYT5ZTdwlDfbAbx7J7LCnQp0B/s1600/adose.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 286px; display: block; height: 320px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471625649981017538" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgojNsAumxC2fE0yKJusW9U0t56DqG0SNPvd8k1o_Ni8Z92lvtqvnRuDlhyqUYJiSokSgmOzELODYXYJQBT1TU9v4-xnV7f_foGJlPtERtQhDyFsk3pADpbYT5ZTdwlDfbAbx7J7LCnQp0B/s320/adose.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip9T-8w74O1XOYbqRLnpXDmxI50UqXRSRY9L0moVkeIMLMCrICkBMqGZ9HZlP4xY3eWo67BTqUfwa7UvWk_Yeucb9TRjbvcpkKBRCmpqnDu7XFBNQh4ahqgzHY4bY1y906GZtoSlbAigmb/s1600/winner.jpg"><br /></a>Hello my fellow Huggynites and welcome to the first Dose of Dick at our new home. I hope you're enjoying life here at The World of Dick where you can find A Dose of Dick, Randy's World of Hate, Going Down To Poo Town and Don't Believe The Truth with Michael Van Dyke. Well this week's Dose of Dick has a very political feel to it and I think it compliments Randy's most recent post nicely. This week we've got Picks and Pricks, Jimmy's Poo, The Big Question, Do You Remember?, Thought of The Day and Grinty A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words. As you know summer is fast approaching and once again I will be taking a break from the blog to go and spread the word of Mike to the rest of the world. Whilst I'm away A Dose of Dick will be in the hands of our new friend Reverand Black of The Church of Hell & Pain & All That Evil Stuff, I hope you'll show him the same love and respect you show me.<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMfdCJACgAFsWNUjHniW63CSbYAwsXyq_p2ASGsMcr2xGUXY87BgObalSMX2EClXsdJUF0jnXi5W1ZQGgkCkC23qZuffzJvqsYd5hhU1VFwT4TLfUbwOSzyevwp49ywBAdCgsXddrYJgW8/s1600/hitvcam.jpg"><br /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNQzLjfkSiW2w9aTS_mOToGUX0Tqh7ODzsTWh3aRhUloJ_ok__KXj59sR9n2ZRdx7XKZb1ubZK1p1nteDzu4pPRjJkm2JnYdMp-gZ6TUfFMU73pLZeYSf4wvX_fBj2qMhUoPLqxmudDMC9/s1600/dickspicks.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 297px; display: block; height: 223px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471625650784150434" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNQzLjfkSiW2w9aTS_mOToGUX0Tqh7ODzsTWh3aRhUloJ_ok__KXj59sR9n2ZRdx7XKZb1ubZK1p1nteDzu4pPRjJkm2JnYdMp-gZ6TUfFMU73pLZeYSf4wvX_fBj2qMhUoPLqxmudDMC9/s320/dickspicks.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />1. Gordon Brown<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEQfrH69e0K-75NKBatcrE8t1Z0ibJJkL3xhenX381FT6LN1HTpiE_aLSkUdMRM92tOizBMdqQJXPpfZbxFGaeVRObBsXvjBN1eCYEMpUiBqcah01PHr3iLw0pI7LzGyfgdwe8K_v7HX4o/s1600/gordon-brown.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 300px; display: block; height: 300px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471627583716294706" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEQfrH69e0K-75NKBatcrE8t1Z0ibJJkL3xhenX381FT6LN1HTpiE_aLSkUdMRM92tOizBMdqQJXPpfZbxFGaeVRObBsXvjBN1eCYEMpUiBqcah01PHr3iLw0pI7LzGyfgdwe8K_v7HX4o/s320/gordon-brown.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Yeah he's gone and we're gonna miss him. Ok he was creepier than that old guy who used to feel me up in the children's home but at least he wasn't David Cameron.<br /><br />2. Scotland<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUp8bGeXD5Warl17hqgkX764024EifMM90Dz3-VC8Vz1N1IInkAbhcbxCnll48w_lr_a52HGEUs5gcdqPY1v0_QykGXd9ysgvsjk28DhbfALT54noB2b-IYvbGTFHw39ReyYklHVYKWVXE/s1600/Scotsman%2520on%2520Horse.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 316px; display: block; height: 320px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471628508730880514" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUp8bGeXD5Warl17hqgkX764024EifMM90Dz3-VC8Vz1N1IInkAbhcbxCnll48w_lr_a52HGEUs5gcdqPY1v0_QykGXd9ysgvsjk28DhbfALT54noB2b-IYvbGTFHw39ReyYklHVYKWVXE/s320/Scotsman%2520on%2520Horse.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />The Scots made it very clear that they don't want Cameron and we love them for that. It's likely we will be relocating to Scotland in the not too distant future.<br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjck8dBDQfv7nUYb1n-4rx7b4SNru6el_zS4dIW64MKzqskcbEeFiSKGr25cqc5BHRniNo8aYOfL37Ty2w0FkSme3jnuqbTy-Doo00819qunWnNTEBQWALosz-BfKaWOioCVQ4_Lf3mjcYD/s1600/cameron1.jpg"><br /></a>3. James Leopold Dense<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj83L1OXDaHo2DfP_AZUvqW3SaYBLewbQxMNG-zUIkKbMGbcH6StIIumB_m-mcaLaxak_2gBJI4mYLFvFAfkWSCOogqeV88VSVxsWRUDB1tODUfn3OZju5bwDabQTtNXdVmgK_ljl6w8ci/s1600/jimmy.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 234px; display: block; height: 320px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471628504241734482" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj83L1OXDaHo2DfP_AZUvqW3SaYBLewbQxMNG-zUIkKbMGbcH6StIIumB_m-mcaLaxak_2gBJI4mYLFvFAfkWSCOogqeV88VSVxsWRUDB1tODUfn3OZju5bwDabQTtNXdVmgK_ljl6w8ci/s320/jimmy.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />It's Jimmy's birthday on Monday so make sure you send him your birthday wishes on Facebook.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBso6567rBbkhJgj2MvWnrVAI1YimdlgGgLm-786y03YgZhzR0vhcwGDI-j6_8JuXI7qCIGlOguPdewNjX_vhCmU6VQQkuAFQTSgDEsFUSrK_3f6VR3GAlXAdeFj2b93mHnIZylW8VTb9u/s1600/dickspricks.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 320px; display: block; height: 213px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471625658181244418" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBso6567rBbkhJgj2MvWnrVAI1YimdlgGgLm-786y03YgZhzR0vhcwGDI-j6_8JuXI7qCIGlOguPdewNjX_vhCmU6VQQkuAFQTSgDEsFUSrK_3f6VR3GAlXAdeFj2b93mHnIZylW8VTb9u/s320/dickspricks.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><div><div>1. Fearne Cotton<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFxXBHpfrjibD5HzEsQltrqWwjqBzRG4LD7_ARPWUkiOyoGQ1AA9qumSZjVnpge1aIY056heaRHYTW1sVCLvpVMA9lkUlSx9wsJ5wr7VqfeYDKBg6jrCNhq60qYsWnKvGoa8Xkr9_LEgeD/s1600/fearne-cotton.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 279px; display: block; height: 320px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471628499256744642" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFxXBHpfrjibD5HzEsQltrqWwjqBzRG4LD7_ARPWUkiOyoGQ1AA9qumSZjVnpge1aIY056heaRHYTW1sVCLvpVMA9lkUlSx9wsJ5wr7VqfeYDKBg6jrCNhq60qYsWnKvGoa8Xkr9_LEgeD/s320/fearne-cotton.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I'm sure you were expecting David Cameron but he's already got a roasting off Randy this week. So we've decided to go for Radio 1 mongoloid Fearne Cotton. Why? Well there's that god awful advert for Radio 1's Big Weekend where she mongs out over something called Pendulum and secondly we caught the end of her interview with Paris Hilton the other night. She described Hilton as somone who works incredibly hard...What the fudge?!? Total prick behaviour.<br /><br />2. (p)Rick Edwards & Anyone else involved in Yoof TV<br /><br /><div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK0xuQrLId78q-LReJ6w8SediClTPq7PEtLt5mxcxOHUTm_ypCZdjVnqkJ0G3Ye-oJFWNz4E_po67givUtG_qV-JMRIxgdlwW2jwLL2Mk3uanGE0UAO8WRMV_AofERtSy_XlKkSqHNu-j-/s1600/Ethical-Awards-Rick-Edwar-008.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 223px; display: block; height: 320px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471627588440794770" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiK0xuQrLId78q-LReJ6w8SediClTPq7PEtLt5mxcxOHUTm_ypCZdjVnqkJ0G3Ye-oJFWNz4E_po67givUtG_qV-JMRIxgdlwW2jwLL2Mk3uanGE0UAO8WRMV_AofERtSy_XlKkSqHNu-j-/s320/Ethical-Awards-Rick-Edwar-008.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />I hate pRick Edwards, he is a prick as is everyone else that hosts T4 or anything on BBC3. I hate you all so damn much. And young people that think this prick is funny and clever put yourself on this list of prickery.<br /><br />3. Danny Dyer<br /><br /><br /><div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvTPRxGESJR5s310PEkgupQ5nkhTMtDGjWBeIpLl1f8POChjAgjelCNBw5gFP-yNpxFBzWoSYlO0sbGFHEdnxfJcqPmIwtROos2tRBK6IptSfE9Ec6vPeihR4kIFMtnycHFCUKBdB0u_QB/s1600/danny-dyer-bio.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 190px; display: block; height: 256px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471627578556423314" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvTPRxGESJR5s310PEkgupQ5nkhTMtDGjWBeIpLl1f8POChjAgjelCNBw5gFP-yNpxFBzWoSYlO0sbGFHEdnxfJcqPmIwtROos2tRBK6IptSfE9Ec6vPeihR4kIFMtnycHFCUKBdB0u_QB/s320/danny-dyer-bio.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />This is the first time that a member of the C.o.M.H. team has been a prick but Danny really deserves it. He should be here every week because he's the biggest prick at C.o.M.H. but this week we're not impressed with his agony uncle column where he advised a man to cut his ex girlfriend's face so that no one else would want her. I think Mr. Dyer should check out Dear Randy to find out how to give good advice.<br /><br />4. Ginger kid off Bootiful Chicken Advert<br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi44DCy-AJY-tNHkM1ezDhcVyM55yaFhMR37p3SkUDiZfzchr2S8PRIJ2fP4SIgyZs4tTRLo2MZzJPXBHhcCCcIvXcBP_bp4HSSf9U-rH_lYi5_NAeQEuehOGcMpKr5F3K4g_2infFog30c/s1600/bootifulginger.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 320px; display: block; height: 239px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471627574147083410" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi44DCy-AJY-tNHkM1ezDhcVyM55yaFhMR37p3SkUDiZfzchr2S8PRIJ2fP4SIgyZs4tTRLo2MZzJPXBHhcCCcIvXcBP_bp4HSSf9U-rH_lYi5_NAeQEuehOGcMpKr5F3K4g_2infFog30c/s320/bootifulginger.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />What the hell is going on? If you want to sell something especially food you don't get a disgusting ginger to sing at it. Well as it's Jimmy's birthday we've agreed to post the picture of the ginger kid as a testicle eating pirate he drew on Paint. Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8unajipoht771zqzGlI1N85OwVNuDOditz6J64PeZ55giD17YgzS7xavkLk8A4CVm5sa-ceU0Wiy5SDjzk-o94d2lZhxzZMyi_U5LbJBX8QxjF0SqWDUFenkYnvGZfXVV9pbtIi5RZhJq/s1600/balleatingpirateginger.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 320px; display: block; height: 239px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471627593983055858" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8unajipoht771zqzGlI1N85OwVNuDOditz6J64PeZ55giD17YgzS7xavkLk8A4CVm5sa-ceU0Wiy5SDjzk-o94d2lZhxzZMyi_U5LbJBX8QxjF0SqWDUFenkYnvGZfXVV9pbtIi5RZhJq/s320/balleatingpirateginger.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNjqVuYwozXtC9FcBbYRCY9R0mvvSvvbt6cp2scGk_EPoi0lBW1LFlgAgbh3i8NOpKkWKi3pgYNFYUREpi1PwIcdJaK2maKC-G6bNRRnY8U9_9feu8QDdu4BPt7g6xedj2Nl3giz7q5SKt/s1600/doyouremember.JPG"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 266px; display: block; height: 223px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471626457948946818" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNjqVuYwozXtC9FcBbYRCY9R0mvvSvvbt6cp2scGk_EPoi0lBW1LFlgAgbh3i8NOpKkWKi3pgYNFYUREpi1PwIcdJaK2maKC-G6bNRRnY8U9_9feu8QDdu4BPt7g6xedj2Nl3giz7q5SKt/s320/doyouremember.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />Do you remember when we weren't completely f**ked? Yeah they were the good old days.<br /><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGnAG5tRXEJuIhQ-TDfYpfwRvD-W_8ES-ZFrxE-pTDe5Tz71OY-f09nL9XfFPUFqSFEH9FaEhrjmTR1xc8ngI1Ohxhrh7TUA44IEaEwkZfwokBeB_RpKKgmgPeHP69Pv-mFstRgu7Wkyye/s1600/rupertgrintpictures.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 300px; display: block; height: 320px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471626451310945138" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGnAG5tRXEJuIhQ-TDfYpfwRvD-W_8ES-ZFrxE-pTDe5Tz71OY-f09nL9XfFPUFqSFEH9FaEhrjmTR1xc8ngI1Ohxhrh7TUA44IEaEwkZfwokBeB_RpKKgmgPeHP69Pv-mFstRgu7Wkyye/s320/rupertgrintpictures.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQzBjK8PBdMaqvc6bB_jdtOZ5m3hg7DJ41054vzuSfxxT7T6Ry4U5H4iCuKtVbJAMxK_kswUb34Ugo7rSdGOJYHINbtng1xQFdMbnGJpc91wggBgaR657DQRgzRjmKqM2cYPsaEAlKcQ6z/s1600/rupert-grint-swine-flu.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 320px; display: block; height: 228px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471628514649926946" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQzBjK8PBdMaqvc6bB_jdtOZ5m3hg7DJ41054vzuSfxxT7T6Ry4U5H4iCuKtVbJAMxK_kswUb34Ugo7rSdGOJYHINbtng1xQFdMbnGJpc91wggBgaR657DQRgzRjmKqM2cYPsaEAlKcQ6z/s320/rupert-grint-swine-flu.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />What a hunk.<br /><br /><div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6ybI9yqNCz01mIlbCFFTjnDJY1MakbuwoCYLGruLdmcrvRY786euGMXOmRjKO_NWIxl3xSuC_fJLDjubb42c2Ta8gve5wVEvCdkxAy3n54JRIJadyB7bB1gz_UJaxA-GzdLsjMthDczNd/s1600/toiletjimmy.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 320px; display: block; height: 320px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471626444504586050" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6ybI9yqNCz01mIlbCFFTjnDJY1MakbuwoCYLGruLdmcrvRY786euGMXOmRjKO_NWIxl3xSuC_fJLDjubb42c2Ta8gve5wVEvCdkxAy3n54JRIJadyB7bB1gz_UJaxA-GzdLsjMthDczNd/s320/toiletjimmy.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This week: Our beautiful country which has now fallen under the control of that demon Cameron.<br /><br /><br /><div><div><div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQkGQF0_LLaGZYCNEs2xP1uOAtickblbTaX3H9JHThJNE9RPxnN94HgD7Cgjmnj_d0tm4HCgyYIJ50Xn5tvjetFg5gFJX5CR_jOLELRPuaGASx8EMu27qIdMQu74eJ_GBM4CEWqfX95I0K/s1600/chetbigquestion.JPG"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 320px; display: block; height: 276px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471626445191442962" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQkGQF0_LLaGZYCNEs2xP1uOAtickblbTaX3H9JHThJNE9RPxnN94HgD7Cgjmnj_d0tm4HCgyYIJ50Xn5tvjetFg5gFJX5CR_jOLELRPuaGASx8EMu27qIdMQu74eJ_GBM4CEWqfX95I0K/s320/chetbigquestion.JPG" border="0" /></a>This week David Cameron vs. Adolf Hitler. Who is the worst?<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMfdCJACgAFsWNUjHniW63CSbYAwsXyq_p2ASGsMcr2xGUXY87BgObalSMX2EClXsdJUF0jnXi5W1ZQGgkCkC23qZuffzJvqsYd5hhU1VFwT4TLfUbwOSzyevwp49ywBAdCgsXddrYJgW8/s1600/hitvcam.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 320px; display: block; height: 139px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471630897783961330" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMfdCJACgAFsWNUjHniW63CSbYAwsXyq_p2ASGsMcr2xGUXY87BgObalSMX2EClXsdJUF0jnXi5W1ZQGgkCkC23qZuffzJvqsYd5hhU1VFwT4TLfUbwOSzyevwp49ywBAdCgsXddrYJgW8/s320/hitvcam.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Hitler was bad but at least he was pretty honest about it and we're not Jewish so he wouldn't have been to bad to us. Cameron wants to screw us and he will.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip9T-8w74O1XOYbqRLnpXDmxI50UqXRSRY9L0moVkeIMLMCrICkBMqGZ9HZlP4xY3eWo67BTqUfwa7UvWk_Yeucb9TRjbvcpkKBRCmpqnDu7XFBNQh4ahqgzHY4bY1y906GZtoSlbAigmb/s1600/winner.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 320px; display: block; height: 258px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471630902477294034" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip9T-8w74O1XOYbqRLnpXDmxI50UqXRSRY9L0moVkeIMLMCrICkBMqGZ9HZlP4xY3eWo67BTqUfwa7UvWk_Yeucb9TRjbvcpkKBRCmpqnDu7XFBNQh4ahqgzHY4bY1y906GZtoSlbAigmb/s320/winner.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjck8dBDQfv7nUYb1n-4rx7b4SNru6el_zS4dIW64MKzqskcbEeFiSKGr25cqc5BHRniNo8aYOfL37Ty2w0FkSme3jnuqbTy-Doo00819qunWnNTEBQWALosz-BfKaWOioCVQ4_Lf3mjcYD/s1600/cameron1.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 300px; display: block; height: 300px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471630891536370738" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjck8dBDQfv7nUYb1n-4rx7b4SNru6el_zS4dIW64MKzqskcbEeFiSKGr25cqc5BHRniNo8aYOfL37Ty2w0FkSme3jnuqbTy-Doo00819qunWnNTEBQWALosz-BfKaWOioCVQ4_Lf3mjcYD/s320/cameron1.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Cameron is the biggest monster in the world right now. And in this case he may be the winner but we are all losers.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmyUlKoxK6dRj72fBSteqq6RgLLl-ix4DM9lqXo6lQgT43856yK5E7UQ6RQC6iKUvY6N8vLiAf3nTgwXHhZBru1IQk4oyy43TUg9i3e-FevPcv9rJ2M1J4Z5yZXegZoBh5KdUvREa2y6tU/s1600/newthought.jpg"><img style="text-align: center; margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 320px; display: block; height: 248px;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471625661315604546" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmyUlKoxK6dRj72fBSteqq6RgLLl-ix4DM9lqXo6lQgT43856yK5E7UQ6RQC6iKUvY6N8vLiAf3nTgwXHhZBru1IQk4oyy43TUg9i3e-FevPcv9rJ2M1J4Z5yZXegZoBh5KdUvREa2y6tU/s320/newthought.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"I do not enjoy the act of pooing I just enjoy the end result," <span style="font-style: italic;">James Leopold Dense, blogger, retard</span><br /><br /><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Dick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-25422903835883313562010-05-14T23:05:00.000+01:002011-01-12T16:47:37.534+00:00We've Moved!!!!Hey guys. Good news you can now find all C.o.M.H. blogs in one place, we're also joined by our good friend Mike Van Dyke. Just click on the C.o.M.H. logo below to enter The World of Dick.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://theworldofdick.blogspot.com/"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs9LeFsx38d3fE9fCA5NdkK6DgCjiy9g2iYpxoaSHXc7HF5OrIs6-W3njB6LHUSPD7EQGfnH0W_CoYLh2wG9s9pHH-LDAiy6DZk7x2H_tQlsPSIZeXUnAzJQYSTZ3yQMT8W-xmHKSrlux0/s400/CoMH+New+Logo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471250830016628034" border="0" /></a>Randy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-61963090500497763192010-05-14T17:48:00.002+01:002011-01-12T16:47:37.549+00:00D. C. I.S. A. F.I.N.G. C.N.T.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJqgn3TgZ6sIBF6HN48lVmpV_1ToXAsKyDne6KoAcIDUnOarYQ9V7kL_EqFotuX1FoKQ3bjg_DULdPx9b6gkpkfW8B7vsbcr6462gu3rORHTeViCsyjpLdzxdIfQKtDrreyhunAfzGL8g/s1600/untitled2.bmp"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwJQcdGNdb5bqjnjJCINCYrDwW0mAZhL9OpKL671Spt72QySEE0k6YqfRUv6TWwfadoaOd3ItWO7tvQceJMlrs0RxKTKT9Catj1GA7jVRc2ztbIuTMQl-Nj9jhTNieXzPzvYf-4vVmURE/s1600/randysworldofhate.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 119px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwJQcdGNdb5bqjnjJCINCYrDwW0mAZhL9OpKL671Spt72QySEE0k6YqfRUv6TWwfadoaOd3ItWO7tvQceJMlrs0RxKTKT9Catj1GA7jVRc2ztbIuTMQl-Nj9jhTNieXzPzvYf-4vVmURE/s400/randysworldofhate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471169007260090018" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjan5NmBURkweraI-SQ7yKaZTf3eMlVzxAJjus6vOuoQ14uLvsWrxQk_89NVOvmQ6PcnAnMVa1z-RjWkinNEWPLcgtpE1tUwFcTvbPhQ-UVCnX1B1uu-r1npYlyowWWwABBNJxybfULoE4/s1600/46421-bigthumbnail.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjan5NmBURkweraI-SQ7yKaZTf3eMlVzxAJjus6vOuoQ14uLvsWrxQk_89NVOvmQ6PcnAnMVa1z-RjWkinNEWPLcgtpE1tUwFcTvbPhQ-UVCnX1B1uu-r1npYlyowWWwABBNJxybfULoE4/s400/46421-bigthumbnail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471177855068866418" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Hello dear readers and welcome to another adventure in my world of hate. This week we have a selection of Randy's Retards, another of my rants, another edition of Ask Grandpa, who I'd like to see return as a zombie and a brand new feature about history's biggest retards.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGGp_EJLsonbiARvqqP95_bPlrnSUsYp7Xm1ONhUSH0tzghEW9bhsHpF5dcqXB0kgk74KHOZ7qibJNaawfGO2CBpuNLlUlNAb3DmIswctXhiXrewyA5Tk0WneKUsf-7EWYVE3jb35UJE4/s1600/randysretards.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 311px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGGp_EJLsonbiARvqqP95_bPlrnSUsYp7Xm1ONhUSH0tzghEW9bhsHpF5dcqXB0kgk74KHOZ7qibJNaawfGO2CBpuNLlUlNAb3DmIswctXhiXrewyA5Tk0WneKUsf-7EWYVE3jb35UJE4/s400/randysretards.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471169018977380370" border="0" /></a><br />1. People who voted Conservative<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfN8qjVaJU6Jn9S3387LXAEEfHCKKh6Zn_DRh5zc1rDKwSgFV0b8d2nwAQ7V1kGSmG-qguvhq4xAelQcUTIi5MgUBMHuawvIsZDVQG7Hl2S6O35GdUOtekPPWvAaKnlRR_FtD0JTd9Mvw/s1600/untitled.bmp"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfN8qjVaJU6Jn9S3387LXAEEfHCKKh6Zn_DRh5zc1rDKwSgFV0b8d2nwAQ7V1kGSmG-qguvhq4xAelQcUTIi5MgUBMHuawvIsZDVQG7Hl2S6O35GdUOtekPPWvAaKnlRR_FtD0JTd9Mvw/s400/untitled.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471170553348721810" border="0" /></a><br />What the fuck were you fucking thinking you brain dead fucking retards? You've handed over power to that pan faced cunt David Cameron who will ruin us all. This twat is only interested in screwing us over and as a nation you've all bent over and handed him the Vaseline well not me. Any law he passes I will break, every time he screws you over I will laugh. I'm packing my bags and moving where the Tories aren't welcome. Scotland here I come!<br /><br /><br />2. Old People<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLWCgmBn9auDsdSoSbLQDESQWAfeqHDSkRP-H0vkvpUga84y9Hw4WywEfQIfDxRYMAjhwntkJb-SsJXEO8vQuBrFkBM5jCKRrn5eq3MnvC4tbYGGc700xOxysJFGU9Y1i_-P_E3lAo5Nc/s1600/01-1_hardy-julio_old_portraits_of_old_people_1_opt.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 349px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLWCgmBn9auDsdSoSbLQDESQWAfeqHDSkRP-H0vkvpUga84y9Hw4WywEfQIfDxRYMAjhwntkJb-SsJXEO8vQuBrFkBM5jCKRrn5eq3MnvC4tbYGGc700xOxysJFGU9Y1i_-P_E3lAo5Nc/s400/01-1_hardy-julio_old_portraits_of_old_people_1_opt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471170563067689186" border="0" /></a><br />God I fucking hate old people. It's bad enough you don't have the fucking decency to die but then you insist on leaving your houses and getting in my fucking way everywhere I go. You smell of piss and offer nothing valuable to society. Why not just fuck off and die? And why is it that old people are like Pokemon? They have various levels of evolution. You've got your standard old person which can evolve in to a crippled old person that will travel around in one of those god damn battle tanks old people have. Well I say it's time we took out this menace once and for all. Let's kill the elderly and David Cameron whilst we're at it.<br /><br /><br />3. Gingers<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDHFT-oFypZCr9imVeC2hyphenhyphenK9dJAcGb5j7yDlavyVP4V07zH6GHQKkcHj35J6tC7tmdGDmLyBtGbI1G6wlk1b1CO6R73t7j4QTEALsaSAdO_LWNUBes5w-rsB_SxmBes1TzJ4YfTppCZBc/s1600/ginger-kids.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDHFT-oFypZCr9imVeC2hyphenhyphenK9dJAcGb5j7yDlavyVP4V07zH6GHQKkcHj35J6tC7tmdGDmLyBtGbI1G6wlk1b1CO6R73t7j4QTEALsaSAdO_LWNUBes5w-rsB_SxmBes1TzJ4YfTppCZBc/s400/ginger-kids.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471170557560157458" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ginger people really make me sick. They are fucking disgusting and make me won't to vomit my soul out. You have no souls and no right to walk our streets. Maybe it's time we sent them all to live on an island together and then drop an A Bomb on the filthy fuckers.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUYRx9j8PqaNMSbUNZ3Y2-vSBXMmzmCiIzoBauRdprYjuGQnzEo9lkW0pdI4nJHLEs8dzV40Z0lMEPq0iX0WTHaCLyJtb1mvfKOL8KNleKl_SaRsSkVHVmTbkriSPC5L_Y9myTvWLI1t0/s1600/peoplewedliketoreturnaszombies.jpg"><br /></a>4. Nick Clegg<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJqgn3TgZ6sIBF6HN48lVmpV_1ToXAsKyDne6KoAcIDUnOarYQ9V7kL_EqFotuX1FoKQ3bjg_DULdPx9b6gkpkfW8B7vsbcr6462gu3rORHTeViCsyjpLdzxdIfQKtDrreyhunAfzGL8g/s1600/untitled2.bmp"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJqgn3TgZ6sIBF6HN48lVmpV_1ToXAsKyDne6KoAcIDUnOarYQ9V7kL_EqFotuX1FoKQ3bjg_DULdPx9b6gkpkfW8B7vsbcr6462gu3rORHTeViCsyjpLdzxdIfQKtDrreyhunAfzGL8g/s400/untitled2.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471170546939139426" border="0" /></a><br />We fucking believed in you you fucking cunt and you went and handed power to that testicle shitting mongoloid Cameron. I fucking hate you Clegg you smelly twat.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8CS7zQIYG9Sgbea_ZoVaw4YNZhB_gSaQOMoZu09k80gQKFbk_XamSiTuV3BXw2usLLZFWJX_nY3lYvnWbqpslOw0xyk5JbOUtn3ynts88rHlTn0JCzWZcciukD3ottBIdvmfeZS474B0/s1600/randysrant.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8CS7zQIYG9Sgbea_ZoVaw4YNZhB_gSaQOMoZu09k80gQKFbk_XamSiTuV3BXw2usLLZFWJX_nY3lYvnWbqpslOw0xyk5JbOUtn3ynts88rHlTn0JCzWZcciukD3ottBIdvmfeZS474B0/s400/randysrant.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471169022834516994" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6VygiLw4boDsMhyDPM8f3fAV7PhqXSRp9HyQhpU7ybhgDc6rbXUCMO_DSW2vEUi2qTPLfl5HcVDzFhjk-lOo5pA3Ck-AIBzj-G0j8_C4ghyphenhyphenYL1rqzJvcFUQ7jVZ-_GLg03hZpW9zNkU8/s1600/david_cameron_352307s.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6VygiLw4boDsMhyDPM8f3fAV7PhqXSRp9HyQhpU7ybhgDc6rbXUCMO_DSW2vEUi2qTPLfl5HcVDzFhjk-lOo5pA3Ck-AIBzj-G0j8_C4ghyphenhyphenYL1rqzJvcFUQ7jVZ-_GLg03hZpW9zNkU8/s400/david_cameron_352307s.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471175283659801186" border="0" /></a><br />This week my rant is about you the people of Britain. There are 15 million or so of you that have really fucked us over and led the greedy fucking turd burglars known as The Conservatives to power. The rich will now get richer whilst the rest of us get completely fucked thank you so fucking much you brain dead fuckwits. May you catch AIDS and die slow painful deaths.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGGp_EJLsonbiARvqqP95_bPlrnSUsYp7Xm1ONhUSH0tzghEW9bhsHpF5dcqXB0kgk74KHOZ7qibJNaawfGO2CBpuNLlUlNAb3DmIswctXhiXrewyA5Tk0WneKUsf-7EWYVE3jb35UJE4/s1600/randysretards.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiiIJqclwq7EBXEN1DfRMQYY_vqvfHORANRQdM2aeUW0tb2PxwyuQCMhY_aAgaC0WGxkOx0gdZr0DLK_dZOsvoYaLlHt5n62P12tk9F4P8268py6BTt1yOE04mX9j4yYbCzzjHqSojLfk/s1600/askgrandpa.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiiIJqclwq7EBXEN1DfRMQYY_vqvfHORANRQdM2aeUW0tb2PxwyuQCMhY_aAgaC0WGxkOx0gdZr0DLK_dZOsvoYaLlHt5n62P12tk9F4P8268py6BTt1yOE04mX9j4yYbCzzjHqSojLfk/s400/askgrandpa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471169010945944370" border="0" /></a><br />This week Mike from Sheffield asks "Is a custard cream just an albino Bourbon?"<br /><br />Grandpa Maurice answers: "No."<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUYRx9j8PqaNMSbUNZ3Y2-vSBXMmzmCiIzoBauRdprYjuGQnzEo9lkW0pdI4nJHLEs8dzV40Z0lMEPq0iX0WTHaCLyJtb1mvfKOL8KNleKl_SaRsSkVHVmTbkriSPC5L_Y9myTvWLI1t0/s1600/peoplewedliketoreturnaszombies.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUYRx9j8PqaNMSbUNZ3Y2-vSBXMmzmCiIzoBauRdprYjuGQnzEo9lkW0pdI4nJHLEs8dzV40Z0lMEPq0iX0WTHaCLyJtb1mvfKOL8KNleKl_SaRsSkVHVmTbkriSPC5L_Y9myTvWLI1t0/s400/peoplewedliketoreturnaszombies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471169342099477634" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">#2 Brian Clough<br /><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihoU8KcXshwFRlTZgjbX9DL-ojLQ3RQruZOTyAKowcLK_aDYOIQrOK9hrD0UmJs1lVeg9XenJTGHktNgHJ8hD1FToWI5AbUMmspTV933toDUbJHI6qyk3JEo14N9C5tz5FqbbBHdJkAMU/s1600/083clough_468x637.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 294px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihoU8KcXshwFRlTZgjbX9DL-ojLQ3RQruZOTyAKowcLK_aDYOIQrOK9hrD0UmJs1lVeg9XenJTGHktNgHJ8hD1FToWI5AbUMmspTV933toDUbJHI6qyk3JEo14N9C5tz5FqbbBHdJkAMU/s400/083clough_468x637.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471171515702817698" border="0" /></a><br />Old big head could lead this country to world cup glory this summer and he would never have selected Graeme Le Saux.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwJQcdGNdb5bqjnjJCINCYrDwW0mAZhL9OpKL671Spt72QySEE0k6YqfRUv6TWwfadoaOd3ItWO7tvQceJMlrs0RxKTKT9Catj1GA7jVRc2ztbIuTMQl-Nj9jhTNieXzPzvYf-4vVmURE/s1600/randysworldofhate.jpg"><br /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQA6S3ZFQEVZX4FACvwAMoEZFMGzCnnEH30mUB_FtOo61QlHWmpkBI1ntCCoR090fVZIAQ51TVfqQdagZ_lZkW2LSCdF7FuDVx5i5fo3uV1fBYyQoVPBSrrxnDLVV24br5elEh4t6iD_w/s1600/historysretards.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQA6S3ZFQEVZX4FACvwAMoEZFMGzCnnEH30mUB_FtOo61QlHWmpkBI1ntCCoR090fVZIAQ51TVfqQdagZ_lZkW2LSCdF7FuDVx5i5fo3uV1fBYyQoVPBSrrxnDLVV24br5elEh4t6iD_w/s400/historysretards.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471169348571793698" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">#1 Joseph Smith<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjukgrKdRRzpj1hj6lIgYelhnNxaJrn4xH7K7yE4sYZHlJknysm45UBBFUx-t12b3YPxTUdxtZRG8X3mNbX6iihN1t8jQakoLEVnvA23a5ferT-LJ4YxoZR8ZPH9nhVL8BpB6Pa9wiKCd4/s1600/4840.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjukgrKdRRzpj1hj6lIgYelhnNxaJrn4xH7K7yE4sYZHlJknysm45UBBFUx-t12b3YPxTUdxtZRG8X3mNbX6iihN1t8jQakoLEVnvA23a5ferT-LJ4YxoZR8ZPH9nhVL8BpB6Pa9wiKCd4/s400/4840.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471171510498297554" border="0" /></a><br />Mormon's are retarded and Joseph Smith is the Mormon king. What a fucking retard.Randy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-81278891106173036492010-05-14T17:05:00.000+01:002010-05-14T17:39:37.386+01:00Who Put The Boom In 9/11<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSjMI5s2UxowgXzL8X-vGqWowH8c9ga2BcJGqOLxiEs5KxdY_k-7TUX7xCVFgNeQoJL_NgRzBMupHLtzZRZRs6Wfk6-dEbCZoCzuFufXsHBJH2y5ViwqD6bhwr_-rwDO-9VISCNWIF4D81/s1600/mvdlogo2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 160px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSjMI5s2UxowgXzL8X-vGqWowH8c9ga2BcJGqOLxiEs5KxdY_k-7TUX7xCVFgNeQoJL_NgRzBMupHLtzZRZRs6Wfk6-dEbCZoCzuFufXsHBJH2y5ViwqD6bhwr_-rwDO-9VISCNWIF4D81/s320/mvdlogo2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471160502711102274" border="0" /></a><br />Hello my fellow truth seekers Michael Van Dyke here. Welcome to my first post at my new home. I know it's been a very long time since my last post, let's just say the man's been keeping me down. Down, down in his underground secret government bunker, down. But I'm free once again to reveal the truth. This week I'm going to give you my top 5 suspects in the mystery of who was responsible for 9/11.<div><br /><br /><div></div>5) Chuck Norris<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzxiXFM6emeXxUJoEIqnpAItWe6nIzdqZxyoksDR5ODNmbFaWs8BsSduT_yYNZJuFU-QoJQYUd7CZb7a4mGtsKraBW7LIAO5rY_0elhq-3nsZqw5CC5tItmNPSLJrJC579OJ4anW1YCYIQ/s1600/chuck-norris-with-guns.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 246px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzxiXFM6emeXxUJoEIqnpAItWe6nIzdqZxyoksDR5ODNmbFaWs8BsSduT_yYNZJuFU-QoJQYUd7CZb7a4mGtsKraBW7LIAO5rY_0elhq-3nsZqw5CC5tItmNPSLJrJC579OJ4anW1YCYIQ/s320/chuck-norris-with-guns.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471160097382435778" border="0" /></a><br />He certainly has the raw power and balls he could smash through any wall but did he have a motive?<br /><br /><div></div><br />4) Japanese Kamikaze pilot that accidentally flew through a time hole and reappeared by the World Trade Centre<br /><br /><br /><br /><div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmF_OeAHIR6bUOszBREl4wLUZ111kLJh-yZ1h8XbQelDEv6EOhmskPy4uF_b7xFYtE8_DaER2_Se_sbAD5x3ReVBe3ZI_2QEFh0KhPsLizOhGomMXWvXcD0e0OCAvm1wLtSr1JLA6wsWcN/s1600/tak-kyung-hyun.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmF_OeAHIR6bUOszBREl4wLUZ111kLJh-yZ1h8XbQelDEv6EOhmskPy4uF_b7xFYtE8_DaER2_Se_sbAD5x3ReVBe3ZI_2QEFh0KhPsLizOhGomMXWvXcD0e0OCAvm1wLtSr1JLA6wsWcN/s320/tak-kyung-hyun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471160789083904466" border="0" /></a><br /><br />What if as a Japanese Pilot was about to smash into someone and a portal to the future opened right in front of him and he was transported to 21st century New York unaware that the war was over. Doesn't this explain everything?<br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div>3) Hyperbolic Space Chicken called Ian<br /><br /><br /><div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2Ou5bItrRK4juWEZ12i0b_i7760ACmWGtP3gK4wri-w9-Yc1KIii_9P7kI9kmpIjn9DLuMGUPDCXaGGm1jS2vg9Ct0_6EAAwplalEBogcBS-XYhQrrNCuJ77CZJX-c9wDgVW6ocOfgUVB/s1600/Chicken-in-Space_slideshow_image.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2Ou5bItrRK4juWEZ12i0b_i7760ACmWGtP3gK4wri-w9-Yc1KIii_9P7kI9kmpIjn9DLuMGUPDCXaGGm1jS2vg9Ct0_6EAAwplalEBogcBS-XYhQrrNCuJ77CZJX-c9wDgVW6ocOfgUVB/s320/Chicken-in-Space_slideshow_image.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471161149386576370" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><br />We all know Space Chickens love destruction, in my opinion they'd be more than happy to mastermind a terrorist attack.<br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>2) George Bush<br /><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU408SrsjcBI4txIBElneBoI0Cfe4YrU-r0jiyfJQIkbhiECM68O1nIhNtgaf1EV5-zfjQ5anApvSLQQTP5hXOHJqMzYjKqzTUurSy3yW_RgWPCliPny7xtJ1xo_VuTKp0W0Zme0v0NryK/s1600/bush_hero_flight_suit.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 224px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU408SrsjcBI4txIBElneBoI0Cfe4YrU-r0jiyfJQIkbhiECM68O1nIhNtgaf1EV5-zfjQ5anApvSLQQTP5hXOHJqMzYjKqzTUurSy3yW_RgWPCliPny7xtJ1xo_VuTKp0W0Zme0v0NryK/s320/bush_hero_flight_suit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471161402150897938" border="0" /></a><br />Surely the most sensible answer is that George W. Bush and his government masterminded the whole scheme to allow them to declare war on terrorists and get all the oil in the world!<br /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div>1) John Travolta<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKB5TzJzSiUrxNiylY1FtEU4NpNFMFW91MipyMH8t_MBVf_99wKNu_vFJL1sBp4Vt9F3M3lf5wdFPyiJMCv0McP12IaRbLGGesy67cPsf0wjthd_BcIGfi3jii5Hj0e_khaTrM0cx2xRTY/s1600/john-travolta-bald.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 198px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKB5TzJzSiUrxNiylY1FtEU4NpNFMFW91MipyMH8t_MBVf_99wKNu_vFJL1sBp4Vt9F3M3lf5wdFPyiJMCv0McP12IaRbLGGesy67cPsf0wjthd_BcIGfi3jii5Hj0e_khaTrM0cx2xRTY/s320/john-travolta-bald.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471161863402942930" border="0" /></a><br />In my eyes there is only one man who could have masterminded something as diabolical as the 9/11 attacks and that man is John Travolta. I present this evidence to you: John Travolta has a pilot's licence!!! And his career has been indestructible no matter how many bad films he's made he's always bounced back why can't his body do the same?<br /><br />The Voice of C.o.M.H.<br /><br />This time I've asked my new colleagues here at C.o.M.H. who they think was behind 9/11.<br /><br />Dick Smalls, A Dose of Dick: "In my opinion it was all masterminded by the U.S. Government, I wouldn't be surprised if Tom Delay was in some way responsible.<br /><br />Randolph Badger, Randy's World of Hate: "I've always had my suspicions about Graeme Le Saux..."<br /><br />James Leopold Dense, Going Down To Poo Town: "Me think it was very, very bad man."<br /><br />Grandpa Maurice Badger, Randy's World of Hate: It was terrorists man, Osama Bin Laden and all that lot.<br /><br />Danny Dyer, Danny Dyer's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: "I bet it was Dick Van Dyke like with his fake cockerney accacent that he does in that documentary Mary Poppins. E's not a real cockerney like me."<br /></div></div>M.V.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16466733013030661215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-90863495259622352342010-05-11T20:12:00.000+01:002010-05-11T20:21:29.175+01:00A Brave New World<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPAoGpRkf_sUXu5qvfpWrePthvccTe2M9F59bSYUW5IlMV30L46y9gkirfdE5I4t9Cwj0MHsAzyy3SsmvyUwn0LoBwjbU9fL5soDfkcvFPQ663mqF8FH2y_GOolpjpoKTTmwSzo9WxoL2U/s1600/CoMH+New+Logo.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 252px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470093057833085218" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPAoGpRkf_sUXu5qvfpWrePthvccTe2M9F59bSYUW5IlMV30L46y9gkirfdE5I4t9Cwj0MHsAzyy3SsmvyUwn0LoBwjbU9fL5soDfkcvFPQ663mqF8FH2y_GOolpjpoKTTmwSzo9WxoL2U/s320/CoMH+New+Logo.jpg" /></a><br /><div>Hello my friends and welcome to the brand spanking new C.oM.H. blog The World of Dick. I'm sure you're all asking why the hell have you started another blog? What the hell is your problem Dick? Have you got too much free time? Well the answer is that we're making some big changes here at C.o.M.H. but fear not chums your old favourites will live on. From this day on you will be able to find the ever popular A Dose of Dick with me Dick Smalls, Randy's World of Hate with Mr. Randolph Badger and Going Down To Poo Town with Mr. James Leopold Dense on one blog so you'll only need to remember the one address. I can also reveal that our good friend Michael Van Dyke is joining us here at C.o.M.H. so you will also be able to find his amazing Don't Believe The Truth blog here at The World of Dick. Yes all four blogs will now rally under one banner, you can read all your favourite past entries from those blogs here now. Welcome to the World of Dick.</div>Dick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-17199803804354839532010-04-24T22:33:00.000+01:002010-05-11T19:50:07.941+01:00Randy's A Team<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8XtK2eVS8x3PJiI5ZefHVU7bwGDEhg6qP87N4CImsw9Xj8ZKZ4E9O1sSyaCaiLZpqyUugbVhWV-aS7fYzku6ebJ676nlBjKKy-FO3FZb9ONYHpzAaKVC7rAjI5Fq5KxtNFppbV4V9G_FG/s1600/Angry-man-001.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8XtK2eVS8x3PJiI5ZefHVU7bwGDEhg6qP87N4CImsw9Xj8ZKZ4E9O1sSyaCaiLZpqyUugbVhWV-aS7fYzku6ebJ676nlBjKKy-FO3FZb9ONYHpzAaKVC7rAjI5Fq5KxtNFppbV4V9G_FG/s400/Angry-man-001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821764351565218" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkLD5HOvXyRHOMgYAjJtfF4c_UyfihwKFlZ7sUVuBDqSGfREfyO18SIZ0VCbQL5N56LW2m2pthaaCMHop0OvarnX4dTXMGNh6yFOUl0PV-8rRSzx9p_W6is4uyg1s74QxrdPSTif6G5LyR/s1600/Presents.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 153px; height: 30px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkLD5HOvXyRHOMgYAjJtfF4c_UyfihwKFlZ7sUVuBDqSGfREfyO18SIZ0VCbQL5N56LW2m2pthaaCMHop0OvarnX4dTXMGNh6yFOUl0PV-8rRSzx9p_W6is4uyg1s74QxrdPSTif6G5LyR/s400/Presents.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821663346895666" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrK8cvjtiZLWf_eNClmc7fk2_ecXbYFMir58CF34HFwdextLw0_HO6bkd0TPog9DBc_eqvld_clgakrNw5sHZE4i_xqWXDCpsptWBTAnessTmQlOPpqqKW4F-SbpXLs6-MDQKAyMQ8vEfw/s1600/randysworldofhate.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 119px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrK8cvjtiZLWf_eNClmc7fk2_ecXbYFMir58CF34HFwdextLw0_HO6bkd0TPog9DBc_eqvld_clgakrNw5sHZE4i_xqWXDCpsptWBTAnessTmQlOPpqqKW4F-SbpXLs6-MDQKAyMQ8vEfw/s400/randysworldofhate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821603520823826" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qkdI2Q5RPGpJSxsasf8cyy4SpmcDnod9sxq4_Iz6sV7j-DDxgooTX8YOrkbJkPCYO_YwOS0o2oe_Eddnss99X69GscWzQ_omn50-UNw0OXd9W85ZTXw3mZKdzzB9w2KSF8fj6IEIiehx/s1600/46421-bigthumbnail.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7qkdI2Q5RPGpJSxsasf8cyy4SpmcDnod9sxq4_Iz6sV7j-DDxgooTX8YOrkbJkPCYO_YwOS0o2oe_Eddnss99X69GscWzQ_omn50-UNw0OXd9W85ZTXw3mZKdzzB9w2KSF8fj6IEIiehx/s400/46421-bigthumbnail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821457550879746" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Welcome to the new look World of Hate. I've started to build up a team of like minded hatesters to join me in mocking the world. As it's an election year I've recruited a political expert to help cover the big election news. That's right A Dose of Dick star James Leopold Dense has joined us here at World of Hate to present his Political Poop Shoot. I'm also joined by former US President George W. Bush who's going to fill us in on what he's been up to since he left office. And finally we're officially entering into competition with 118 with our own question answering service which unlike the conning bastards at 118.com we won't be charging anything. To man our question service we've got the smartest man I know, my grandpa, Maurice Badger. So if you have a question you want answered e-mail me at randybadger@hotmail.co.uk. This week grandpa answers how you can tell if your child is a midget. There's also more of Randy's Retards, Randy's Rant and an all new zombie based feature. Enjoy the hate.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4R-teodtOPScdWh6lIfQ2__ApMCgbELcT2TNzey8sZHbCgD6tupizKGowTX0rp12m-3_4ZoTBTlXtegCYX5ZEOw90hVb_bR_LjEAhIw6Qrx8uI8sus1N9oEVK1oH_m2ksqC-4up8ySvS0/s1600/randysretards.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 311px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4R-teodtOPScdWh6lIfQ2__ApMCgbELcT2TNzey8sZHbCgD6tupizKGowTX0rp12m-3_4ZoTBTlXtegCYX5ZEOw90hVb_bR_LjEAhIw6Qrx8uI8sus1N9oEVK1oH_m2ksqC-4up8ySvS0/s400/randysretards.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821395183061010" border="0" /></a><br /><br />1. David Cameron<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicf6sucLmlvzvU8XY9N-LwDFQ-qzlH9ydFz6ZxUdap3vnCIBGi_-yyUcbiPb5Ylk3vveNfZbk4wMOBvJpK6owtAGut7uHUfjgJuIWtsD7AztftDtegC2KnZAtuYgVBt4YDW43dknFySaVX/s1600/david-cameron.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 390px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicf6sucLmlvzvU8XY9N-LwDFQ-qzlH9ydFz6ZxUdap3vnCIBGi_-yyUcbiPb5Ylk3vveNfZbk4wMOBvJpK6owtAGut7uHUfjgJuIWtsD7AztftDtegC2KnZAtuYgVBt4YDW43dknFySaVX/s400/david-cameron.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463827331097571058" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yes this smug, testicle sniffing, dildo faced knob jockey really is a fucking retard. I seriously hate this fucking posh twat. Do we really want this smug cunt running the country? I don't think so.<br /><br /><br /><br />2. Volcano<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ4Fk0Yu3NKwja7IaSPyzhSU4Yj7bR6Q9dYKB3yO78eVBN2iHbD9rL5hKGbyOU4MKURySAuF5hRPrRoD3qtP3xeOb_8Edrq7LiPk3Ew1Dsmk4YrGmpLwgQad0ZFtRBVlc7Iy4VT9O9H7BX/s1600/hawaii-volcanoes-national-park.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ4Fk0Yu3NKwja7IaSPyzhSU4Yj7bR6Q9dYKB3yO78eVBN2iHbD9rL5hKGbyOU4MKURySAuF5hRPrRoD3qtP3xeOb_8Edrq7LiPk3Ew1Dsmk4YrGmpLwgQad0ZFtRBVlc7Iy4VT9O9H7BX/s400/hawaii-volcanoes-national-park.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463827335522227954" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Gay ass volcanos, planes not flying. Yeah I really don't give a shit but the CoMH big bossman says I have to keep it topical.<br /><br /><br /><br />3. Heston Blumenthal<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmN-i4SCIx9391RDVedIdUUQGynQzVU5807rSWmiyYaf2S0Ty1qVI1jNBHHXKWthLkIryY27WoFO1j44DGNYUTta_mfs5BRInQCwk0nFjsHmWn8uShNkg0eiIXUlG-u7XtCRzmNAz96C9o/s1600/heston1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 345px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmN-i4SCIx9391RDVedIdUUQGynQzVU5807rSWmiyYaf2S0Ty1qVI1jNBHHXKWthLkIryY27WoFO1j44DGNYUTta_mfs5BRInQCwk0nFjsHmWn8uShNkg0eiIXUlG-u7XtCRzmNAz96C9o/s400/heston1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463827345658563282" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Heston to rhyme with cunt. What a fucking cock. I don't give a shit if he can cook a monkey scrotum with human feces then get Dale Winton to eat it and enjoy it he's a fucking dick. He also looks like a testicle with a crudely drawn face on it.<br /><br /><br /><br />4. Muslim Extremists<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQGCW2OY7f1yqpOpxAcOQbmxObQQZ7NZ1DardHPBCATpx-W3elSJ68lxsKzU0wAGJJ0tTOMFrSldAdDTzpNflYz_fHTuMj6wWpnIhEhuvXgUmJu9SXGza0WqUwFfP0Yg5zoJjG9RtaIxFj/s1600/islam1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 244px; height: 342px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQGCW2OY7f1yqpOpxAcOQbmxObQQZ7NZ1DardHPBCATpx-W3elSJ68lxsKzU0wAGJJ0tTOMFrSldAdDTzpNflYz_fHTuMj6wWpnIhEhuvXgUmJu9SXGza0WqUwFfP0Yg5zoJjG9RtaIxFj/s400/islam1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463827347794035170" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Normally I wouldn't touch this one with a ten foot barge pole. But when the right to free speech is being surpressed because of Muslim Extremists then I have to speak out. There are many people who would stop me using my right to free speech infact the boys at S.C.R.O.T.U.M. have tried to take legal action against me 47 times but in this country we're allowed to say what the fuck like. There has been a recent incident where a popular TV show had an episode pulled because of refrences to the muslim prophet. There were death threats and that is seriously wrong. This wasn't an attack on Islam and I think it's bang out of order to threaten TV writers with death when David Cameron is still alive. If you need to kill someone kill him.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsjuVdzCHuV3vdGpO4cOePRKAtV7_iRa6RAzUsfYXjN1B2ImCL7k1NXm2kNxWMg8LtB9KOiEfFHilpgSlMckFWtu1xIem2t7yjmghAH2xA5pcke9U7IqDmnwIL3wj265pLMhZKbE2poSTL/s1600/dearrandy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 92px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsjuVdzCHuV3vdGpO4cOePRKAtV7_iRa6RAzUsfYXjN1B2ImCL7k1NXm2kNxWMg8LtB9KOiEfFHilpgSlMckFWtu1xIem2t7yjmghAH2xA5pcke9U7IqDmnwIL3wj265pLMhZKbE2poSTL/s400/dearrandy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821327347971650" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Dear Randy,<br /><br />I like masturbating alot. I can't stop it. I do it everyday. I'm thinking of cutting off my penis? What should I do?<br /><br />Phil, aged 12, Ohio<br /><br /><br /><br />Randy's reply:<br /><br />Cut it off. Only answer. 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I was so turned on by his readiness to protect me that I went back with him. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="">As I undressed him I said "Nice body!" and he thought I was referring to the <i>corpse</i> he'd hidden in his <i>closet</i>, and so he brought it out to show me, with pride!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="">Admittedly that is the point where I should have gone home, but I was impressed by his openness and a little turned on by the bad guy factor. So I stayed.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="">The next day I realised with horror, that my failure to leave when the <i>corpse</i> came out, may have given him the idea that <i>murder</i>ing people is OK. Is there a perfect text that will let him know that killing is wrong, without jeopardising my chances of a second date?<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style=""><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Rachel, aged 19, Birmingham</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><br /><br /></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing">Randy's reply:</p><p class="MsoNoSpacing">Depends who he killed. Killing is ok in certain circumstances. So if you accidentally ran over Jordan 4 or 5 times you'd probably get a medal rather than a custodial sentence. Or you could just have sex with a good guy to balance things out, like Jesus or the Pope.</p><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><br /><br /></p><div class="dear"> Dear Randy, </div> <p>Last weekend I told my <em>best friend</em> a secret. I told her that I once used a <em>cucumber</em> to see what <em>sex</em> is like with a boy.</p><p>However when I got to school on Monday morning all of the girls in my tutor group were eating <em>cucumber</em>s and <em>sniggering</em>. At break time a boy asked me if I wanted to practice on something less green and at lunch time another boy asked if I kept the <em>shrink-wrap</em> on or went bareback.</p><p>Do you think there's any chance that my <em>best friend</em> can't be trusted?</p> <div class="from"> Keira aged 15, Somerset<br /><br /><br /><br />HEATHEN! The cucumber is the devil's vegetable. And no your best friend can't be trusted.<br /><br /></div><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><br /><br /></p><div class="dear"> Dear Randy, </div> <p>This is 29 <em>Oral</em> Way. And this is Erica - the <em>girlfriend</em> who leads an exciting double life. For when Erica administers a <em>blowjob</em>, an amazing transformation occurs!</p><p>Yes, my boyfriend's <em>semen</em> gives me super powers! Whenever he cums in my mouth, or in fact anywhere, I become invisible! I know this because he falls straight to sleep without <em>cuddling</em> me, whispering <em>sweet nothings</em> to me, or in fact acknowledging mu existence at all.</p><p>The special powers wear off over the night and when I feel his <em>boner</em> digging into my back the next morning, I know I'm visible again.</p><p>Do all men have magic <em>sperm</em>, or is it just my man?</p> <div class="from"> Erica, aged 19, Avon<br /><br /><br /><br />Randy's reply:<br /><br />Oh I see what you're doing. You're trying to be funny during my very serious agony aunt column. Very witty you fucking cunt. If I ever find you I will destroy you.<br /><br /><br /><br /></div><p class="MsoNoSpacing"><br /><br /><span style=""><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"></span> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTQEkVRMR06rJvSo8yBRgXczKLpmvkpGD6rYt31SLL5IJMx75B1Kx8-bbjGZCHtLmwj6fjYrz4M2ACsEZD83PEVuipfqzcBXS4PbbNeFbggaPi8dYGpX-y923qnRDEUCG0tp0HMun2_uJT/s1600/randysrant.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTQEkVRMR06rJvSo8yBRgXczKLpmvkpGD6rYt31SLL5IJMx75B1Kx8-bbjGZCHtLmwj6fjYrz4M2ACsEZD83PEVuipfqzcBXS4PbbNeFbggaPi8dYGpX-y923qnRDEUCG0tp0HMun2_uJT/s400/randysrant.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821243984471842" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB_h11JL-yDPn1JSt7_fbQNsXYqZ0KA0ZXHPcYz1pHfsXtmBy5X8U6cD-XQAIMk3r9XyhBte6RfQYE_i6hG7ydNlC9drxaOTXrabnJtdEyn1Wc0eef4HknHQ0mRQmrLgvxs1xOynhvoUBU/s1600/_40841575_smarties_pa203.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 203px; height: 152px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB_h11JL-yDPn1JSt7_fbQNsXYqZ0KA0ZXHPcYz1pHfsXtmBy5X8U6cD-XQAIMk3r9XyhBte6RfQYE_i6hG7ydNlC9drxaOTXrabnJtdEyn1Wc0eef4HknHQ0mRQmrLgvxs1xOynhvoUBU/s400/_40841575_smarties_pa203.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463824580813413522" border="0" /></a><br /><br />What the fuck is it with hexagonal Smarties tubes? They aren't fucking hexagons so what's the need for a fucking hexagonal tube? Back when I was a kid we had a circular tube for our circular Smarties. Yeah the good old days, when after eating your Smarties you could use the tube as a missile launcher and pop the plastic lid out of the tube taking your younger brother's eye out. Now we have a fucking hexagon without a lid. What the hell is wrong with the world today?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitFFo7bmcDOTNwhtRaeY67yL1nMnyDFZbhNGq0ryNoj7NUsmX6GuwfFQiRZIVBEz_eYIdgPZDChkp1tUDkoeAE64PKbmCi4stn165K33LS3Kx_XoDXZWkoq1kUz_A-Wv8kDKksFT0JSFHE/s1600/askgrandpa.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 186px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitFFo7bmcDOTNwhtRaeY67yL1nMnyDFZbhNGq0ryNoj7NUsmX6GuwfFQiRZIVBEz_eYIdgPZDChkp1tUDkoeAE64PKbmCi4stn165K33LS3Kx_XoDXZWkoq1kUz_A-Wv8kDKksFT0JSFHE/s400/askgrandpa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821178886861618" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This is my grandpa Maurice, he's here to answer all your questions. This week Mark from Sheffield asks "How can you tell if your child is a midget?"<br /><br /><br /><br />Grandpa's answer:<br /><br />If he small. If the kid is a short guy he probably a midget. Like 2foot, that midget small.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0brjIPB3q6IaWsconZOJKXB5oR0dETjvX8bSS3zpRPgOmK0VYxse5cagw-NQxr9l-Jj3irDVh4iKb_IQ6-LepAg-B_HiNPXR23l-vKdrvnlWQR43O-xmT8mwsMM_39gShZbN3gfyMz0s4/s1600/jimmyspoopshoot.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0brjIPB3q6IaWsconZOJKXB5oR0dETjvX8bSS3zpRPgOmK0VYxse5cagw-NQxr9l-Jj3irDVh4iKb_IQ6-LepAg-B_HiNPXR23l-vKdrvnlWQR43O-xmT8mwsMM_39gShZbN3gfyMz0s4/s400/jimmyspoopshoot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821108264262930" border="0" /></a><br /><br />James Leopold Dense has a joint degree in political studies and colouring in. James enjoys examing his poo. His own and those of people he meets.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1PQaJhtf8SaY6aszHoP-q53LcRls98fDUlS1DWmOsuvfI1rh339AoD1V1r7TqG3cXWeqgtNP4KZZI7TgU35NOImWRE0EpTvtlyT29dIe5xjrXOCPvlYHjpNijwc-pf0aO2cKC1K6afEKE/s1600/david-cameron.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1PQaJhtf8SaY6aszHoP-q53LcRls98fDUlS1DWmOsuvfI1rh339AoD1V1r7TqG3cXWeqgtNP4KZZI7TgU35NOImWRE0EpTvtlyT29dIe5xjrXOCPvlYHjpNijwc-pf0aO2cKC1K6afEKE/s400/david-cameron.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463829012135390546" border="0" /></a><br /><br />David Cameron is a dog poo, I hate him. Gordon Brown is a scary troll. I don't like him. Nick Clegg is as cool as my red wax crayon.<br /><br /><br /><br />This week in David Cameron's Poo: His own face, because his head is so far up his own arse that he just keeps shitting out his own face.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_h2ABzzO5hYRfS_XqEfDR6DldeiSZR_5LcMkpFMbeo1HPhN92fAbOolxASt6P4trKxfVQfDa5UQ_XYLoN75YFFA72eB6Dix0tDQLbRnIFEjXfKU6Bt1KjcQSwyZAYLpccf99gvVYue9M9/s1600/poop.gif"><br /><br /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG5Pn5AKYz3drcMhWoKzbA0lvo3qzXkuEtP68EyEX_Fx8Jdjrmtf_MFaIeMdf1Bn4ePcSyAwQ0X81F-QA4IZUY6SWMFmsYihEtGayRs0dsSDU3uXp-R9YGK77JGxGtYIoRUakwfpw0w7Ww/s1600/mynameisgeorge.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 209px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhG5Pn5AKYz3drcMhWoKzbA0lvo3qzXkuEtP68EyEX_Fx8Jdjrmtf_MFaIeMdf1Bn4ePcSyAwQ0X81F-QA4IZUY6SWMFmsYihEtGayRs0dsSDU3uXp-R9YGK77JGxGtYIoRUakwfpw0w7Ww/s400/mynameisgeorge.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463821037423073554" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Yeah I've been eating pretzels. Every day since I left the White House.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFwlOpD3TmMgDbXLeH5MIW0dAMzXsio2NgK1lIgq3yz-CrmKPF9Wf49-Q0Zq-Kv2LMp9UPdjz32RWds9UXG7jze0H0f72mJaT4mUkBdGpKJgtycGCLHMozufUzz3Uc9wqEmPOvCJmTNhxR/s1600/peoplewedliketoreturnaszombies.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFwlOpD3TmMgDbXLeH5MIW0dAMzXsio2NgK1lIgq3yz-CrmKPF9Wf49-Q0Zq-Kv2LMp9UPdjz32RWds9UXG7jze0H0f72mJaT4mUkBdGpKJgtycGCLHMozufUzz3Uc9wqEmPOvCJmTNhxR/s400/peoplewedliketoreturnaszombies.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463820933481951410" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">#1 Andre The Giant<br /><br /><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifK3QHVh0UR5iTpr6BEEA0fThwe0IbPrdRMtywqyPyZoonoySON8SXPXtJepLzexvRaWIwGAbRTPx1vPR293Z9ArBDvLDB3GVJviEYLPBzgclChkQVVA8atJfPqtx5jsSudxK3bzLgSSz7/s1600/1123567_f248.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 248px; height: 311px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifK3QHVh0UR5iTpr6BEEA0fThwe0IbPrdRMtywqyPyZoonoySON8SXPXtJepLzexvRaWIwGAbRTPx1vPR293Z9ArBDvLDB3GVJviEYLPBzgclChkQVVA8atJfPqtx5jsSudxK3bzLgSSz7/s400/1123567_f248.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463823304511266546" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Am I the only one that would like to see Andre the Giant rise from the grave?<br /><br />Randy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-14162030635784251342010-04-13T17:22:00.000+01:002010-05-11T19:43:12.100+01:00Happy Birthday Chet<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJFhYvYV56ZxeaFy-QLI5neHPtgAKaln3teIv_x6MKlJ1G5ADeHzq85KyxwziYOzhvzkhEa-p70nCW0-VWKhrBEPE6JJFR7dvyEUq9hDnkx6DrHRkyXCJNKbG7fmCN-SwXEoaVNmSjCkQ7/s1600/adose.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJFhYvYV56ZxeaFy-QLI5neHPtgAKaln3teIv_x6MKlJ1G5ADeHzq85KyxwziYOzhvzkhEa-p70nCW0-VWKhrBEPE6JJFR7dvyEUq9hDnkx6DrHRkyXCJNKbG7fmCN-SwXEoaVNmSjCkQ7/s320/adose.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459653484473835490" border="0" /></a><br />Greetings my fellow Huggynites and welcome to another Dose of Dick with me Dick Smalls. It's a special week for us here at CoMH as our good friend Chet Ajabagger turned 50 0n the 12th of April. This week we have all your usual favourites, Pick's, Pricks, The Big Question, Jimmy's Poo and Thought of the Day. We're also proud to present our new feature, a tribute to Ruper Grint. Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi6Bgv0lCweNWJMg53NH_1NvsVbqOUO2s8l77Cjhq31m2B3WamWo8PX9ujMXwgGRkHM212Hbt0vrJfxKHflnf_9YydY2NFUgMsDTdSiAtqJ6ZdaSkRGeQ6qmQs3XZjnZlU96MGoHJebmg8/s1600/dickspicks.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi6Bgv0lCweNWJMg53NH_1NvsVbqOUO2s8l77Cjhq31m2B3WamWo8PX9ujMXwgGRkHM212Hbt0vrJfxKHflnf_9YydY2NFUgMsDTdSiAtqJ6ZdaSkRGeQ6qmQs3XZjnZlU96MGoHJebmg8/s320/dickspicks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459653381369516498" border="0" /></a><br /><br />1. Chet Ajabagger<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDLE7PwkJMaPVMrMCzwmxMSwhKkED5lrEeEhT9WXLrYyh5M92T5JR0kDBwzAhkbE0BkMulaXZP2ok41P-6LPFEaxZciwSTNre4bRXjUvld5TPHl7vOR38e52RLhzVRbXnK8IIqMTKoYBLG/s1600/n1586473820_30236044_4973265.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDLE7PwkJMaPVMrMCzwmxMSwhKkED5lrEeEhT9WXLrYyh5M92T5JR0kDBwzAhkbE0BkMulaXZP2ok41P-6LPFEaxZciwSTNre4bRXjUvld5TPHl7vOR38e52RLhzVRbXnK8IIqMTKoYBLG/s320/n1586473820_30236044_4973265.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459665577736238018" border="0" /></a><br />Yes he's 50 this week can you believe it? We certainly can't. We all thought he'd be dead by now but after recovering from his alcoholism Chet's turned his life around and is a valuable member of the CoMH team. How's he celebrating? Well we've had to chain him to his desk to prevent him going on another bender like last year...<br /><br />2. Keane<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh4qrMCJLRHR7SCzOdU-0zxDJ_uhn-jCxFusF0p3xMRPJBf6hlUH6G7Deq7D1wmJblz0lReeDSDFwN-zCGhGtnJrsKa9kFnwF3CSsQDFDiaSPMVTF5ptbtgYBewiJmKEtKj5Rl0zZ14HeD/s1600/Keane_468x367.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 251px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh4qrMCJLRHR7SCzOdU-0zxDJ_uhn-jCxFusF0p3xMRPJBf6hlUH6G7Deq7D1wmJblz0lReeDSDFwN-zCGhGtnJrsKa9kFnwF3CSsQDFDiaSPMVTF5ptbtgYBewiJmKEtKj5Rl0zZ14HeD/s320/Keane_468x367.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459665798406947698" border="0" /></a><br />Well they're certainly not here because we like their music, I'm a death metal fan myself. We salute Keane these week because we they have spoken out about the Conservatives using Keane's music to promote their self satisfied smugness.<br /><br />3. Richard Herring<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgYRoB2VXCPim-eQA7F7_wspGKA2M1y1PCNXrTHmAPYov1cY58ajGNmMyA-NiiIPryWUdlfxZ17DVHk4eo81kbnkBcCO0Io-996tuhiObYc30zkcbYvCraWqCKe3t0Thyg6R3rAu0UWKPw/s1600/80379.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgYRoB2VXCPim-eQA7F7_wspGKA2M1y1PCNXrTHmAPYov1cY58ajGNmMyA-NiiIPryWUdlfxZ17DVHk4eo81kbnkBcCO0Io-996tuhiObYc30zkcbYvCraWqCKe3t0Thyg6R3rAu0UWKPw/s320/80379.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459666277704959170" border="0" /></a><br />We salute you Mr. Herring for trying to reclaim the so called Hitler moustache. Chet had one in the 1970s and he was persecuted because of that. Hopefully if we stand up to this kind of biggotory we can make real progress.<br /><br />4. God<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG0tWmORiPsnYp31puTzeota5fywb1uq65TzOPcDygU8PiTSdUnsIFU20vZ8nC6YZdTrMpiNZtuBsJfj5O15KU2W609ncrR8VxZNJRcomyI6CudyyBsj6OR5FFF6xL79fBtaufwnnCubjq/s1600/review_fg6_1a.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 212px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG0tWmORiPsnYp31puTzeota5fywb1uq65TzOPcDygU8PiTSdUnsIFU20vZ8nC6YZdTrMpiNZtuBsJfj5O15KU2W609ncrR8VxZNJRcomyI6CudyyBsj6OR5FFF6xL79fBtaufwnnCubjq/s320/review_fg6_1a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459667037115425154" border="0" /></a><br />Looks like God's calmed down a bit after his weeks of wrath. Rooney's recovered, it's been quite sunny and Chet's liver is still working.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivISgPhDrqWQv7g9RxTi4JKMfcVeXP49_h7qo7gntUKvsC5HcL3NApzpHROiu3LtvbBm7EwMob1VxDkSy4I3S3Pqv0RNcd9R6PXaEDcknAoajMF5GGdAx2_Pu0By_fuzZu66yBua41yJ9T/s1600/dickspricks.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivISgPhDrqWQv7g9RxTi4JKMfcVeXP49_h7qo7gntUKvsC5HcL3NApzpHROiu3LtvbBm7EwMob1VxDkSy4I3S3Pqv0RNcd9R6PXaEDcknAoajMF5GGdAx2_Pu0By_fuzZu66yBua41yJ9T/s320/dickspricks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459653310025962274" border="0" /></a><br />1. Jordan/ Katie Price<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixtBlKiTNBFmHZ2_di78E3inTfcZ-zMypZp0m8cUfVj5Ox3nAmHKc8y_kpjKW4FFr8w9c6Pnl0Kl_-14IbP5Z18-616yMgPXW12XTqytDDtgQ5MA483RVhc8NpIPiTpKYO0RoTRPL0VRdr/s1600/emo-vs-goth.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixtBlKiTNBFmHZ2_di78E3inTfcZ-zMypZp0m8cUfVj5Ox3nAmHKc8y_kpjKW4FFr8w9c6Pnl0Kl_-14IbP5Z18-616yMgPXW12XTqytDDtgQ5MA483RVhc8NpIPiTpKYO0RoTRPL0VRdr/s320/emo-vs-goth.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459669790934239922" border="0" /></a><br />It seems like forever ago that Joseph Fritzl was our biggest prick ever with two appearances on the chart. These days Jordan (this week played by a fat emo) holds that record and continues to streak ahead of Daniel Radcliffe. This week we've included her for her shouting at an old aged pensioner about a disabled parking space. Yes she has a disabled son but that doesn't give her the right to abuse our lovely pensioners. They are of course very welcome to abuse her, they don't know any better.<br /><br />2. David Cameron<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEsUqk180DlNazI9WMCZAd2BGU8K0_NUQbv3R4VLmWPzdyAMo40rHsqR46pBGGuND9dWwYFfeSGm3o39uhRcgND7AEgHwZ7iuOLW58Hn9hpTwBlWg8MvJo-hdhgGqA_jSpXkTvgH9gkTzO/s1600/cameron-david.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEsUqk180DlNazI9WMCZAd2BGU8K0_NUQbv3R4VLmWPzdyAMo40rHsqR46pBGGuND9dWwYFfeSGm3o39uhRcgND7AEgHwZ7iuOLW58Hn9hpTwBlWg8MvJo-hdhgGqA_jSpXkTvgH9gkTzO/s320/cameron-david.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459667431140665330" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Normally we'd keep church and state seperare. But for this smug prick we're happy to break that rule. This man got his wife pregnant so he could win the election, he likes to pretend he's just a normal guy when he's a jumped up little toff. This man is the devil. If you vote for David Cameron you will get AIDS and you will die.<br /><br /><br /><br />3. Twitter<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitfteQMF9kTkiXrOmoboE6YfJszB8kBbnbKPqUlJj2EN89tGXi6oPYNjS3ugIqk92rKX_-WNdHwOHzzpLBciflRxQVWmFStTqrl2G6VwurKZSms_cCgQOpQ5ZcSbGbpEDl7oZcksekwanp/s1600/twitter-bird.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitfteQMF9kTkiXrOmoboE6YfJszB8kBbnbKPqUlJj2EN89tGXi6oPYNjS3ugIqk92rKX_-WNdHwOHzzpLBciflRxQVWmFStTqrl2G6VwurKZSms_cCgQOpQ5ZcSbGbpEDl7oZcksekwanp/s320/twitter-bird.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459667825369664706" border="0" /></a><br />We've tried to like Twitter but it's just lame. And it keeps getting worse. In an attempt to appeal to young people it's now recreating Romeo & Juliet using Tweets which is just the gayest thing ever.<br /><br />4. The Pope<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj71R1TxGTibW2SWAsVrgVz2v-Aww3fihb-XfAqhwciGjTQ1sVa5XujaSPTTlzS_CeatAKsFhJWkn8MAzp-Ced5RHxJIgDg7wpsN71E51s4CnLDMcwDRCMAPA1bBBigxbQRkWrQo7NQyklz/s1600/f5026c1f37be629b875e63835b0051bb.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 305px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj71R1TxGTibW2SWAsVrgVz2v-Aww3fihb-XfAqhwciGjTQ1sVa5XujaSPTTlzS_CeatAKsFhJWkn8MAzp-Ced5RHxJIgDg7wpsN71E51s4CnLDMcwDRCMAPA1bBBigxbQRkWrQo7NQyklz/s320/f5026c1f37be629b875e63835b0051bb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459668104716899170" border="0" /></a><br />You know why he's here, I know why he's here, he knows why he's here. Naughty Pope. (We know this is not a picture of the current Pope but it's quite funny so we thought we'd use it).<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFRlueFKfaoTRHd9AvSitEBVz_6XLVd92y-Jz_ury-oIQp_JMhCX_LtNu9lk7kO2vgxFbNdOdbM69uMZBR7a_kxi__1B62nSs_5vhuXIvTxN3wv4F84az6yJI5byknEJccgVAfNlaiRMMD/s1600/rupertgrintpictures.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFRlueFKfaoTRHd9AvSitEBVz_6XLVd92y-Jz_ury-oIQp_JMhCX_LtNu9lk7kO2vgxFbNdOdbM69uMZBR7a_kxi__1B62nSs_5vhuXIvTxN3wv4F84az6yJI5byknEJccgVAfNlaiRMMD/s320/rupertgrintpictures.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459657709568989394" border="0" /></a><br />Welcome to our new section dedicated to the nation's least hated ginger, our old mate, Grinty. Each week we pay tribute to Grinty by sharing a picture with you loyal readers showing you just why we love him. First up this beauty:<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiugGEXdBqia3s5r32kf3ZAVrHA2lIL_1sO_qStfbRVfq8F_ujkBHNEW7ztU5haIq4d3tyvuH6T8hw2kfRKirCzJKfW5s5VCQ10QhEgokqyUQ91bmcFnQ8PQnG6P3e_GFCas_h_lLEG7yne/s1600/pdvd_0011.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 302px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiugGEXdBqia3s5r32kf3ZAVrHA2lIL_1sO_qStfbRVfq8F_ujkBHNEW7ztU5haIq4d3tyvuH6T8hw2kfRKirCzJKfW5s5VCQ10QhEgokqyUQ91bmcFnQ8PQnG6P3e_GFCas_h_lLEG7yne/s320/pdvd_0011.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459662715985407586" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirpLtz9mi6C8NzjNPPlqyPckvB6LszuYmFHd8IJwnpEEoCZf4SXk6FVhX6CfsHEdsYTURDbU6cLOpZ3P0yp-ODFnNDLEexSLz90rUClnIxPeB2mVXwY9tZQkT0QqyweT4Mw7ruRFh9GrS6/s1600/toiletjimmy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirpLtz9mi6C8NzjNPPlqyPckvB6LszuYmFHd8IJwnpEEoCZf4SXk6FVhX6CfsHEdsYTURDbU6cLOpZ3P0yp-ODFnNDLEexSLz90rUClnIxPeB2mVXwY9tZQkT0QqyweT4Mw7ruRFh9GrS6/s320/toiletjimmy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459653230880815698" border="0" /></a><br />This week: The bullet that killed JFK and I've tested it, it doesn't come from Lee Harvey Oswald's gun, this could be the evidence that <a href="http://michaelvandyke.blogspot.com/">M.V.D.</a> needs to solve this case.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9m5JEkmFjiTheR0z3UVCrsKKhnMH8GXpadk-IkNxOv0qnIcVP-SaQCdPcsJZmr339F7o69imJTdDwlz86Uzg4T2GXoIVF9YN3Xx-s8kwHgonskmTPgDR0elk8qiE966vxtt2ZxQtScExl/s1600/chetbigquestion.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9m5JEkmFjiTheR0z3UVCrsKKhnMH8GXpadk-IkNxOv0qnIcVP-SaQCdPcsJZmr339F7o69imJTdDwlz86Uzg4T2GXoIVF9YN3Xx-s8kwHgonskmTPgDR0elk8qiE966vxtt2ZxQtScExl/s320/chetbigquestion.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459653017851407138" border="0" /></a>This week it's perhaps the biggest of all questions who'd win in a fight between Phil off Eastenders and Grant who used to be off Eastenders.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXpLZgFc9lKAh3zy9PqW-q2EY3CwEAFklD-d7pu7awN7c3lgiBValsQUwEFeLgjXjOsdMP3DdMg1q6T0CiSYtIJA7_OKv1r6D11plB8h7OfoJkiTe5TV-89SvoO3DakOMKwhIAcXlhhTBR/s1600/grantvphil.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 143px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXpLZgFc9lKAh3zy9PqW-q2EY3CwEAFklD-d7pu7awN7c3lgiBValsQUwEFeLgjXjOsdMP3DdMg1q6T0CiSYtIJA7_OKv1r6D11plB8h7OfoJkiTe5TV-89SvoO3DakOMKwhIAcXlhhTBR/s320/grantvphil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459664797158745010" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Well this one's easy. Grant who used to be off Eastenders might be out there trying to solve the problems in the middle east but he's no match for Phil off Eastenders.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjX_UC9q_8-jNTX4eSs9eavkW_NInuShd03zcO-Sg_FFAHqpoyvCxyiPL4MFqyAkghnbySdAe4Lu7nnyIW08khiT_yLj4kp8JVLHqw9YwQgtAiRF0lsG2oqt-XiWTUt6hQOvwvvBa_di45F/s1600/winner.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjX_UC9q_8-jNTX4eSs9eavkW_NInuShd03zcO-Sg_FFAHqpoyvCxyiPL4MFqyAkghnbySdAe4Lu7nnyIW08khiT_yLj4kp8JVLHqw9YwQgtAiRF0lsG2oqt-XiWTUt6hQOvwvvBa_di45F/s320/winner.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459662988871563074" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijM7KxGvJ4pO28R7ABvvYOwF5E3KJ0sLOLQMdH4eyp9d8o2v0qbCbVxueutJssKB1nne0JK34MUsGyDtpmygkqctBE35KlTUJWs1UhEimsIRT0bIEZIBWKT1fRi_YLUSmdDSIxXmE8VRHh/s1600/steve.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijM7KxGvJ4pO28R7ABvvYOwF5E3KJ0sLOLQMdH4eyp9d8o2v0qbCbVxueutJssKB1nne0JK34MUsGyDtpmygkqctBE35KlTUJWs1UhEimsIRT0bIEZIBWKT1fRi_YLUSmdDSIxXmE8VRHh/s320/steve.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459664953311010626" border="0" /></a><br />Phil is the hardest man in the world and the best damn actor this country has ever produced.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm2Rz0idfGnYLp0WN3XCZgrPza9XrfBMMhWhYvqlHBooSeAxCaoCiOYzGAemkbgI9z5owdS3tcPXR_TgmJJf7deBtCIAsbWan-qHA-uu8_pE8TAWYlzWgioJx0fKYz7ql-ffcqqRyLRi6S/s1600/newthought.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm2Rz0idfGnYLp0WN3XCZgrPza9XrfBMMhWhYvqlHBooSeAxCaoCiOYzGAemkbgI9z5owdS3tcPXR_TgmJJf7deBtCIAsbWan-qHA-uu8_pE8TAWYlzWgioJx0fKYz7ql-ffcqqRyLRi6S/s320/newthought.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459652899134748034" border="0" /></a><br /><br />""A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." <span style="font-style: italic;">Ronald Reagan, actor, president, dead dude</span><br /><br />Until next time...<br />Peace & Love<br />Dick Smalls<br /><br />Have you checked out the other CoMH blog yet? Click below to discover the joys of Randy's World of Hate!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://randysworldofhate.blogspot.com/"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 95px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsKETBHpo4DhCVZrykjfWsvhQd8isMEatvRqyPs7DwDawBrxdxlaJyk0MfF7yu4ZSfJ3lzuy7B3s2qG8xxFDSc1o171FPkSysdePza7mZ6onz8gX66omUwj31taLGZBNkifTsp42vBvkJE/s320/randysworldofhate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459669930553788290" border="0" /></a>Dick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-3124423205469866382010-04-09T22:59:00.000+01:002010-05-11T19:43:12.119+01:00Radcliffe Can't Act<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeAO0ArYJYRLdqPXCfsy_SsUhZukbvwpzFcSQdeu7ePruaS4LAB2St7BGiMMMGx-1kx1qqkdeQ5aj1Hud4kj7KRoz9ztynH58onljWY5wKFbGMCmCu5Eri0OyB3CbMvgeKeBkdnpIj0iMF/s1600/dickprickharrypotter.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 190px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeAO0ArYJYRLdqPXCfsy_SsUhZukbvwpzFcSQdeu7ePruaS4LAB2St7BGiMMMGx-1kx1qqkdeQ5aj1Hud4kj7KRoz9ztynH58onljWY5wKFbGMCmCu5Eri0OyB3CbMvgeKeBkdnpIj0iMF/s400/dickprickharrypotter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458260887229566786" border="0" /></a><br /><br />As you all know we here at CoMH love making lists of bad actors and there's no film franchise that has more bad actors than Harry Potter. So here it is, what you've all been waiting for, the top 10 bad actors from the Harry Potter (we all know who's number one but let's all act surprised when we get there)<br /><br />10) Ron Weasley (a.k.a. Grinty)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDqAoD9Ma9MN0j33QSRzASKeTRFCbr9lSlfGS0p4um68JtP6HJbeOy2N0TwczHkyLE-aiEEXcw0riU8mCQjsxc-E4IJ4tfI2F5gfmX5yb0m7bT7NnxlyBty8h_8zOgk5IwJmEUg7RRWp7a/s1600/ronweasley1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDqAoD9Ma9MN0j33QSRzASKeTRFCbr9lSlfGS0p4um68JtP6HJbeOy2N0TwczHkyLE-aiEEXcw0riU8mCQjsxc-E4IJ4tfI2F5gfmX5yb0m7bT7NnxlyBty8h_8zOgk5IwJmEUg7RRWp7a/s320/ronweasley1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458273160177882466" border="0" /></a><br />Perhaps the biggest surprise in our countdown, yes it's Grinty a former Prick who once made the top 5 of our all time bad actors special last year. We here at CoMH have started to warm to Grinty, he made an appearance as a Pick and we've realised that he plays a ginger person perfectly because we hate and mistrust him just like real ginger people. Well done Grinty, you're pretty bad but there are 9 worse than you.<br /><br />9) Barty Crouch jnr. (a.k.a Dr. Who)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8HJ-xAS_lxCeqid2HAKTEtWRkBQ6ekTIYkwo9lvJ5yTW80I79YSKod6SKfTTLTVxGC-KoRYOBsxGpgMT0zuK217CMc4SOSUpV1BqR74-wI0G19ANWgE1NF0jQJu6dkerlpAKD5z0hELxE/s1600/Barty-Crouch-Jr-purebloods-353599_1920_1282.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8HJ-xAS_lxCeqid2HAKTEtWRkBQ6ekTIYkwo9lvJ5yTW80I79YSKod6SKfTTLTVxGC-KoRYOBsxGpgMT0zuK217CMc4SOSUpV1BqR74-wI0G19ANWgE1NF0jQJu6dkerlpAKD5z0hELxE/s320/Barty-Crouch-Jr-purebloods-353599_1920_1282.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458272602549116658" border="0" /></a><br />Seriously what the hell was with that weird tongue thing he was doing? He seems to think he's an actual snake...Yeah this was just an awful performance. I guess it runs in the early (see below to get this very clever joke).<br /><br /><br />8) Barty Crouch snr. (a.k.a. Trigger off Only Fools On Horses)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvR4QXawgaYdS_qaL5GcqQYaG1UsibnSIe4nc7ubqW29RgX31I72h6R8VCTUw35tY3Bz7y9fmgaKH2XsozUDXBku1_0cUoNHRY4-zscBjS1KO9qxxK5FhZNlw9Zb3c6pJ-MXGsObNJ0Tgw/s1600/barty_crouch1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvR4QXawgaYdS_qaL5GcqQYaG1UsibnSIe4nc7ubqW29RgX31I72h6R8VCTUw35tY3Bz7y9fmgaKH2XsozUDXBku1_0cUoNHRY4-zscBjS1KO9qxxK5FhZNlw9Zb3c6pJ-MXGsObNJ0Tgw/s320/barty_crouch1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458272052899086946" border="0" /></a><br />Yeah Trigger does a pretty awful job at acting. He was good in Only Fools And Horses and The Vicar of Dibley yet in The Goblet of Fire he almost rivals the regular Harry Potter cast with his bad acting. What the hell was wrong with his voice? He was crap in Dr. Who to, maybe it's time to call it a day.<br /><br />7) Cederic Diggory (a.k.a. puffy vampire out of Twilight)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6BDJH6VaMQHhbtzpqa5OcNHxWEebnRIbUsvt7lzqahl3r9U_yaru2OUZvuc9C4auPPokN4dQRMGZvBtr1oXu8RUfPkyikEGRYv9O-MK8-cWb9ALEZ6wpj-Mypx2yJKeuhybAm6a8gtjPn/s1600/20081125-cedric-diggory.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6BDJH6VaMQHhbtzpqa5OcNHxWEebnRIbUsvt7lzqahl3r9U_yaru2OUZvuc9C4auPPokN4dQRMGZvBtr1oXu8RUfPkyikEGRYv9O-MK8-cWb9ALEZ6wpj-Mypx2yJKeuhybAm6a8gtjPn/s320/20081125-cedric-diggory.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458271576249395698" border="0" /></a><br />Oh he's so handsome...hang on no he isn't. Yes it's the world's most popular actor with teenage girls. Before he became the world's gayest vampire he filled our lives with his brand of bad acting in Goblet of Fire (first appearances of) which has supplied us with 3 of our top 10.<br /><br /><br />6) Neville Longbottom (a.k.a. Snaggledtooth)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeZxS5JIACIM3rvMKkz8nXh0k3tkqOR8PuWQUBWKb6jffb2JnhjBKZZZ_tfbMVhQQze6llLx0Y8MZM1ROR25J1kSfjPZPwj3C-Cv1wx3KY04rcO1QLhSyyAV9n2Sqk5eweNV9A5QnOyodS/s1600/37918-20080707010742.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 315px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeZxS5JIACIM3rvMKkz8nXh0k3tkqOR8PuWQUBWKb6jffb2JnhjBKZZZ_tfbMVhQQze6llLx0Y8MZM1ROR25J1kSfjPZPwj3C-Cv1wx3KY04rcO1QLhSyyAV9n2Sqk5eweNV9A5QnOyodS/s320/37918-20080707010742.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458271262188547714" border="0" /></a><br />Eugh, where do you start with this one? Bad teeth, bad acting. Connection? Possibly.<br /><br /><br />5) Luna Lovegood (a.k.a. justification for racism against the Irish)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglEDRAWlFc7FRpdFzW4HliNfcvojvKK8hmzZmJ8MDFykhQ4AqnUYo4r6BDNbYtyymGTZHR8uN-JymW4O7K2LoCdIT0fzI1PYRGv84rWLfzz6xSJ8dlFeAXs8j8ygATzHov3aejPbnzuziR/s1600/luna_lovegood_006.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglEDRAWlFc7FRpdFzW4HliNfcvojvKK8hmzZmJ8MDFykhQ4AqnUYo4r6BDNbYtyymGTZHR8uN-JymW4O7K2LoCdIT0fzI1PYRGv84rWLfzz6xSJ8dlFeAXs8j8ygATzHov3aejPbnzuziR/s320/luna_lovegood_006.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458270897801587458" border="0" /></a><br />The youngest on the list, we accept we have to be sensitive here. How can I put this without hurting your feelings. YOU CAN'T ACT PLEASE STOP NOW!<br /><br />4) Albus Dumbledore (a.k.a. lazy Gambon phoning it in)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiOOsDH7s_MpqsMZXSG9-zxOi44w-9FKuCoTyXFZaYi0wTb3dpgObhAckN4LEwnvmQ_SaMB9v3_IpwyddnBWqC5bUt4_W0X4m9-X8hcKRJksFxPzXK-wxBg3cipNEi3zhjbfrjIR5vdfD_/s1600/dumbledore.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiOOsDH7s_MpqsMZXSG9-zxOi44w-9FKuCoTyXFZaYi0wTb3dpgObhAckN4LEwnvmQ_SaMB9v3_IpwyddnBWqC5bUt4_W0X4m9-X8hcKRJksFxPzXK-wxBg3cipNEi3zhjbfrjIR5vdfD_/s320/dumbledore.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458270167090065122" border="0" /></a><br />OK we all know Richard Harris died during the filming of the Chamber of Secrets and at the end they operate his corpse using a system of pulleys and sticks but even that lifeless performance wasn't as bad as Gambon in the role. He really doesn't try. Dumbledore is supposed to care about what's going on but he never does in the films. And he shouts. Alot.<br /><br /><br />3) Dudley Dursley (a.k.a. gimpy chav)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO3LoXHW4HbvltO6zIWiEt15oTcf3tXYK5dPXsQZdwnL7fp5JGLX8N4fnRS8Twxu4blKF37P8S9vq0uvvhXKIzurvk5brgKVz_yV9TAnZE-RdxuJNBED9I6kan31pz2r5WkSMrmzNNmZYq/s1600/Dudley_Dursley_Gang.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 219px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO3LoXHW4HbvltO6zIWiEt15oTcf3tXYK5dPXsQZdwnL7fp5JGLX8N4fnRS8Twxu4blKF37P8S9vq0uvvhXKIzurvk5brgKVz_yV9TAnZE-RdxuJNBED9I6kan31pz2r5WkSMrmzNNmZYq/s320/Dudley_Dursley_Gang.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458269768140279362" border="0" /></a><br />Where's your mum Potter? Yes who can forget that terrible delivery. He is just one head on the 3 headed dog of bad acting. He helped make the opening ten minutes of the Order of the Pheonix the worst acting ever caught on camera.<br /><br />2) Mrs Figg (a.k.a. seriously what the hell? Where did you find this thing?)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy9vPJwGTDqrmAvLexZINLuH2b0tEW3gDCPHXgLa7yw2xAFtb-QPpERyP12eB40LedglZAPb-CaHqISSwBlT6TAJAHxnW9ty4vWiVR6noBEr6X5s764-gteX2WTROTUF4B20xzvsoYe9Wa/s1600/mod_article461558_3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy9vPJwGTDqrmAvLexZINLuH2b0tEW3gDCPHXgLa7yw2xAFtb-QPpERyP12eB40LedglZAPb-CaHqISSwBlT6TAJAHxnW9ty4vWiVR6noBEr6X5s764-gteX2WTROTUF4B20xzvsoYe9Wa/s320/mod_article461558_3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458269219631776690" border="0" /></a><br />She's got a tash and talks like she's got Parkinson's, she's head number 2.<br /><br />1) Harry Potter (a.k.a. he who can not act, the one and only Daniel Radcliffe)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsQOU4D2Y-0OyBhllFzRfSkKfwoUQqimFHTuxXqerCl2YNqli0JTJg3BlqkThunWEjILu8UxFF2eZ5gBPNN1dzuMKPuleXwI_npjIvxmhb7CpbQE5_XEU3hSq0l4cj6HZX8Ddb0tnqV_2I/s1600/daniel-radcliffe-hottest-3-12-07.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 302px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsQOU4D2Y-0OyBhllFzRfSkKfwoUQqimFHTuxXqerCl2YNqli0JTJg3BlqkThunWEjILu8UxFF2eZ5gBPNN1dzuMKPuleXwI_npjIvxmhb7CpbQE5_XEU3hSq0l4cj6HZX8Ddb0tnqV_2I/s320/daniel-radcliffe-hottest-3-12-07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458268817979814994" border="0" /></a><br />Well who else could be number 1. He's by far the worst actor ever to have lived. He's also the second biggest Dick's Prick of all time (recently surpassed by Jordan of course). Seriously how does this guy get people to pay him to "act". It's offensive to me.<br /><br />There are so many others we could have included on this list such as creepy annoying Lenny Henry skull thing, Crabbe, Goyle, all the Weasleys, random black boy and so many more but we feel this list represents the very worst acting in the Harry Potter universe. We still have two films left to go so there's still time for Danny Dyer to turn up.<br /><br />To those who think we are unfair to the young actors in Harry Potter who are just trying to make a living we say this. Ask the Pope, God doesn't like Harry Potter, so it's ok. And there is no forgiving Daniel Radcliffe having a successful career.<br /><br />Peace & Love<br /><br />Dick SmallsDick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-50943417362440036602010-04-05T14:19:00.000+01:002010-05-11T19:50:07.981+01:00Dear Randy #2<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxBq5s5xEP5hQ6at_mMUsV-F9f8TDdDZc09z0ew7qBS4o17NyagB2MnMOlQxM8QCYV6vs0lgjjSSKwwZPafwKYb6oLNbHc_pgfiYalyW4M4FhFEPjZL1A0YRMDcGKQ89PBqtInP3xxLopi/s1600/dearrandy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 92px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxBq5s5xEP5hQ6at_mMUsV-F9f8TDdDZc09z0ew7qBS4o17NyagB2MnMOlQxM8QCYV6vs0lgjjSSKwwZPafwKYb6oLNbHc_pgfiYalyW4M4FhFEPjZL1A0YRMDcGKQ89PBqtInP3xxLopi/s400/dearrandy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456642857729959698" border="0" /></a>Welcome to the 2nd edition of Dear Randy in which I solve all your problems. If you have a problem that needs solving e-mail me at randybadger@hotmail.co.uk.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dear Randy,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">i have been thinking about sex and i am scared. will something happen to my penus if i lose my virginity. will it hurt</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Complete retard, aged 13, Liverpool</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Randy's reply:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Well if you're going to have sex make sure your sterilised first because your spelling is just terrible and your kids are likely to be idiots to. And yes something will happen to your "penus" if you lose your virginity because the devil will rip it off as sex is the devil's game!</span><br /><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><problemtext>Dear Randy,</problemtext></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><problemtext>i have a friend that i have sex with from time to time and i think his getting feelings for me. his friends say he dont like you like that he just using you, but when me and him get together i dont feel that, i feel like hes catching feelings for me.</problemtext></p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">he loves to be around me, not just to have sex, but chill go places he even went down on me for the first time . i always wanted him to but he never would, then one day well a whole year later he did it and i was shocked.i havent told him i have feelings for him because its hard for me to tell ppl how i feel, so do anybody think im right?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">slagbag, aged 17, Leeds</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Randy's reply:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Well you certainly are like a disease that he keeps catching. He isn't developing feelings for you he's using you because you let him. I was the same at that age, I used a chick for sex for months, only stopped because I found out she was my biological mother. Anyway the point is men like sex and like girls that give it away for free. He'll ditch you as soon as he finds a less easy and more attractive girl. Once again I highly recommend sterilisation.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dear Randy,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">This is very embarassing to ask but I really need some advice. My boyfriend and I were having sex. We've only done it a few times before so we're fairly new to this but for some reason he couldn't get in me for a long time. Or as soon as he got close or i'd move my hand, he'd slip back out. He isn't smLl or anything like that so we're both very confused because although this is the second time this has happened to us, we've also had sex successfully. Do you know what the problem could be? Please help us.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Another teenage whore, 19, Essex</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Randy's reply:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Are you sure your putting his penis in the write place? Is he actually a boy? Are you actually a girl? Sounds like your too thick to have sex this is probably a good thing. You know what I'm going to recommend. Both of you need to be sterilised.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dear Randy,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">How to know if you are a vergin? A guy 1 night tried to have sex with me, he had not penatrate or go inside. It hurt, i told him to get off. i have a hymen, it did not bleed. i have had oral. i tried anal but it was to painful for both of us. where do you stand on virginity?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Any which way but loose, aged 15, Stoke</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Randy's reply:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Well I'm pretty sure you've had enough cock to no longer be considered anything near a virgin. Your well on your way to being the biggest whore in the world. You keep trying girl you'll get there in the end.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dear Randy,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hey :) well im 17. Iv just started triming then shaving my vagina. It always feel a lil ichy an gets kinda red. Will that stop hapening once i get used to it and do it more? I heard geting it waxed is best but i really dont want any one doing that to me. So all i can do is shave. Also is there any thing that will help it not be feel so bad afterwords? Thanks for any advise.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">fuzzy peach, 17, London</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Randy's reply:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">HEATHEN! You are in the service of the beast of hell. God loves bush and you must maintain the lady garden your creator demands!</span>Randy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-12615230456478948392010-04-04T21:45:00.000+01:002010-05-11T19:50:07.998+01:00Dear Randy #1<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQpSmRQx0htnhTF6uxl3Sfa6dZuJ91Lqnzt1Lcb1nGq1C8_LHl3sZ2uNVyvLmp3LcBChkJWr-J6qPsOfcudTCJHGCqk51qr7OHZ5tyLupRWqw7GB_LdggtKIj-Bu9CgtYO7Emm5TCv67rS/s1600/dearrandy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 92px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQpSmRQx0htnhTF6uxl3Sfa6dZuJ91Lqnzt1Lcb1nGq1C8_LHl3sZ2uNVyvLmp3LcBChkJWr-J6qPsOfcudTCJHGCqk51qr7OHZ5tyLupRWqw7GB_LdggtKIj-Bu9CgtYO7Emm5TCv67rS/s400/dearrandy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456386417080501810" border="0" /></a><br />Hello and welcome to the first edition of my agony aunt column. Each time I'll try and solve the problems that you dear readers send to me.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dear Randy</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">,</span><br /><p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Im 14 years old. And im pregnant. Allow me to explain what happened.<br />It was mine and my boyfriend 6 month anniversary. He had decided to take<br />me out for dinner and a movie then a stroll through the park. I had told my mum i was seeing him but i had said that i was sleeping round at a friends house<br />when i was really staying at his …</p> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I had a wonderful time and whilst strolling around the park wearing his jacket,<br />snuggled up in his arms, looking up at the beautiful starry night – i realised i<br />loved him. He beat me to saying it – he took my hands and told me he had never<br />felt this way about anyone ever before etc. then he said “i love you”. I was so<br />happy. I immediatley told him i loved him too and we kissed under the stars. We<br />stumbled, kissing madly as we went, back to his (his parents were out). We fell<br />on to his bed. We tore our clothes off each other leaving bras and underwear<br />lying all over his floor. We kissed and touched and then he stopped.<br />We got a condom from his sisters drawer and before you knew it … bye bye<br />virginity!</p> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Three months later and i have missed three periods. He was there when i took a<br />pregnancy test and knows we’re having a baby but hes not worried. im terrified.<br />I think i want to have it but i dont know what to do. I dont know how to tell my<br />mum. Abortion is out of the question, adoption is also a no no! I think i want<br />to have it but i just dont know how to tell my mum.</p> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Scared & Confused, aged 14, UK</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Randy's reply:</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Well this is a common problem these days and as I see it there is only one real solution. Build a fucking time machine and go back in time and steralize your parents. Or in your case maybe your grandparents because your mum is quite clearly a retard for not realising you were going to be staying with your boyfriend. Any parents that read this: assume your kids are having sex and do whatever you can to stop them. My dad tried to cut off my penis and I was incredibly greatful</span> and fully intend to do the same with my kids when my wife finally leaves me on my own with them. Anyway I digress back to your problem. You are 14 and an idiot you can't have a baby, you don't have a job and your thick, your child will be thick and the cycle will continue if you don't put a stop to it. Consider the abortion or perhaps suicide, or to make sure the problem is completely sorted, murder suicide with your boyfriend. Hope this helps.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dear Randy,</span><br /><p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">the other day i snogged this boy loads of times, but he has a girlfriend, i<br />really like this boy and i thought he liked me cos of what happened but i’m not<br />to sure anymore.</p> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">he told his mate that i’m a really good kisser though, but i don’t know what to do?</p><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Easy girl, aged 15, Manchester</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Randy's reply:</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Stop being a slag perhaps? Hope this helps.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dear Randy,</span><br /><div style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" class="entry_content"> <div class="pad"> <p>Our school is organising a prom for our year, and there is a girl who I would<br />particularly like to take as a<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span>date. She recently broke up with her old<br />boyfriend, but there seems to be someone else who has his eye on her 0 should I<br />rush in to ask her before he does, or should I wait and see how it plays out,<br />because the Prom is not for a while.</p> <p>I don’t want to be turned down, because that would shatter my confidence, but I don’t want to leave it too late and miss an opportunity and have her thinking i’m not interested. Some advice would be great</p> </div> </div><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Mitch, aged 16, Stockport</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Randy's reply:</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">How about getting a passport and fucking off to America? A prom? What the hell is it with this gayness? They're called fucking discos over here and they're shit. Get yourself an Xbox and Call of Duty it'll be slightly less shit.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dear Randy,</span><br /><p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I’m 18, and I have a huge crush on this guy 3 years older to me.</p> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I presume its perfectly normal for a teenager like me to have crushes, but here’s the weird thing-I don’t even know why!! Seriously, I mean, the guy doesn’t share any of my interests, doesn’t bother to even listen to my ideas, let alone respect them, isn’t aware of my very existence, and oh yeah, he has a girlfriend.</p> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">My friends have tried everything to help me, but I’m really hung up on him.I think about him every minute and fantasise that we end up together. I’m truly disgusted with myself, and my performance in class is affected because of this. I don’t know what to do. Please help me get over him!!!!!!!</p><p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Pathetic and desperate, aged 18, Leeds</p><p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Randy's reply:</p><p style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Get a vibrator and quit your whining. Hope this helps.</span><br /></p><p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Dear Randy,</p><div class="entry_content"> <div class="pad"> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">im 15 and im 19 weeks pregnant.</p> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">My parents know but they are extremley mad at me and they said once the baby is born they are going to kick me out. my boyfriend got ran over a few years ago so the baby has no father. i am so scared and i don’t know what to do when the baby is born.</p> <p style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">i really want the baby. what should i do?</p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;">Mentally unstable, aged 15, Liverpool</span></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Randy's reply:</p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Well I guess the obvious problem here is your 19 weeks pregnant and the baby's father has been dead years. That doesn't work but if you are pregnant read my reply to an earlier letter with a similar problem.</span><br /></p> </div> </div>Randy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-65846119305960200932010-04-02T22:41:00.000+01:002010-05-11T19:50:08.012+01:00Let The Rant Begin<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5IRgjybdnX0TLaIfrndD80KZ18HrAoJKOPPFDzHTYVa6y36k_SGKd4S_dnak2hdiThd8CRP7eCFROf82gfcAmZXQl6gXGWKKNJ0sTWtw7ZLuaoXl05UmSNHt73Kg_iwaz3BOp9EucxhxS/s1600/Angry-man-001.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5IRgjybdnX0TLaIfrndD80KZ18HrAoJKOPPFDzHTYVa6y36k_SGKd4S_dnak2hdiThd8CRP7eCFROf82gfcAmZXQl6gXGWKKNJ0sTWtw7ZLuaoXl05UmSNHt73Kg_iwaz3BOp9EucxhxS/s400/Angry-man-001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455659555282689282" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsmPgbhwmUsGxi04wdski4EwaFSlAC1aIKTeA1kTaitkB5Gj08X0UO8XUj6Y8e9Q1PEFVML09qS8cTqHoRYtyVzmwGJPjgdnvM3IcZd-UyG_wk7WHdpYdVi35mFepS0p9brL3ytkcQvnon/s1600/Presents.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 153px; height: 30px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsmPgbhwmUsGxi04wdski4EwaFSlAC1aIKTeA1kTaitkB5Gj08X0UO8XUj6Y8e9Q1PEFVML09qS8cTqHoRYtyVzmwGJPjgdnvM3IcZd-UyG_wk7WHdpYdVi35mFepS0p9brL3ytkcQvnon/s320/Presents.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455659478346808514" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilo9nZ8FTXNxjBkW3gDfz9_bRRiFIs2leoyLBkea1SkxVVvu9J6HPVOoRGk9EcnejptfY-stPPtv-VXL2mrKQp4KgNp4PGVQhBTNaGZDxyvgby8ZNPqJS0ZlC21q9iuM5K48lyalGb8RLO/s1600/randysworldofhate.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 119px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilo9nZ8FTXNxjBkW3gDfz9_bRRiFIs2leoyLBkea1SkxVVvu9J6HPVOoRGk9EcnejptfY-stPPtv-VXL2mrKQp4KgNp4PGVQhBTNaGZDxyvgby8ZNPqJS0ZlC21q9iuM5K48lyalGb8RLO/s400/randysworldofhate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455659380411862610" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsCmEvds7E6k5unnLwp5VBl_4dsJuy06UXY0wt1i-ze95bFGrgN1MKQj5q1jxBRlLiXdbMSwmVa15S7FTp8vEa29STTJAoL9fM2TMrcO4TzrVSA6AYmHbmJc_ZL71NAZlRX2W8kwC-FB30/s1600/46421-bigthumbnail.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsCmEvds7E6k5unnLwp5VBl_4dsJuy06UXY0wt1i-ze95bFGrgN1MKQj5q1jxBRlLiXdbMSwmVa15S7FTp8vEa29STTJAoL9fM2TMrcO4TzrVSA6AYmHbmJc_ZL71NAZlRX2W8kwC-FB30/s320/46421-bigthumbnail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455659289644818082" border="0" /></a><br />The following contains strong language that may offend some.<br /><br />The views of Randolph Badger do not neccessarily represent the views of the CoMH.<br /><br />Good day to you all Randy Badger here with my first proper entry here at my World of Hate. Apparently my views are too controversial for the core CoMH blog so they gave me my own blog to let me vent my anger at the world. Well I've only just started so I haven't had chance to recruit my own team so for now it's just me and what really pisses me off. Basically what's gonna happen is I have two sections Randy's Retards which is a bit like Dick's Pricks but without the nancy boy girly nice side of Dick's Picks and then there's Randy's Rant in which I really let rip with something that pisses me right off.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTGMGwn1wXaqPpQdNc94_MUo97BGfi4WyvUqpgPUng-UbjXkj7Z-8ARQfNwLFLISeqcydHUxhtDX-xCHWletVZ1rMXxi0F8M08tOPU7tp0cbQxp6EdmgMQ-Y2xVBXZK7D9j9XZJObIAzLE/s1600/randysretards.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 311px; height: 333px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTGMGwn1wXaqPpQdNc94_MUo97BGfi4WyvUqpgPUng-UbjXkj7Z-8ARQfNwLFLISeqcydHUxhtDX-xCHWletVZ1rMXxi0F8M08tOPU7tp0cbQxp6EdmgMQ-Y2xVBXZK7D9j9XZJObIAzLE/s400/randysretards.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455660025717238738" border="0" /></a><br />1. Adrian Chiles<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigeyArKRzYAutA1aGeZWWHt_H080sYXaqGcTaLAkfpEcSJNQwod0fOpFMUCjPBfhgg3Q3N1E9UGj0JLuyBBn6zE7dwPClyZ9mJDO_OibmpKJ-zDpPvm9ro4N5VlWYdFG1SyqdICiNeRP8p/s1600/oneshow460.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigeyArKRzYAutA1aGeZWWHt_H080sYXaqGcTaLAkfpEcSJNQwod0fOpFMUCjPBfhgg3Q3N1E9UGj0JLuyBBn6zE7dwPClyZ9mJDO_OibmpKJ-zDpPvm9ro4N5VlWYdFG1SyqdICiNeRP8p/s400/oneshow460.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455662522704178834" border="0" /></a><br />The potato headed scrotum from the One Show really grates my fucking cheese. What the hell does this lopsided turd burger have to offer the world? I saw this prick talking to the director of that new movie Kick-Ass the other day. They were talking about how offensive this movie is 'cause it's got violence and a swearing child and what does this flaming nutsack say? I haven't seen it yet but I'm incredibly offended! Fuck off back to Greggs you pillock no one cares what you think. Tonight he was gushing over fucking hippies! He's a grade A wanker if you ask me.<br /><br />2. Deafoes doing sign language on TV<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhitvPhTlcnOSvY9M8bMAArkTuuL8m5HQjb4UQYutYXVk1tvN-9emMXNcHP6rAzzfaMYki-mIncwtnlrz_MahuETtKKJmkOZ-hCXqjVLlw7Rob9_jUcLm08hsFmUwkVev6pF65CXGOSzEAo/s1600/Health+Tip.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhitvPhTlcnOSvY9M8bMAArkTuuL8m5HQjb4UQYutYXVk1tvN-9emMXNcHP6rAzzfaMYki-mIncwtnlrz_MahuETtKKJmkOZ-hCXqjVLlw7Rob9_jUcLm08hsFmUwkVev6pF65CXGOSzEAo/s400/Health+Tip.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455665110441127234" border="0" /></a><br />So yeah I'm sat there in my underwear on a Sunday morning about to enjoy the Sunday omnibous of Hollyoaks when what do I see? That's right a deafo in the corner doing spassy hands which apparently deafies use to talk. They're not even in the corner properly, they shrink the picture down so the "signer" can stand in the corner yet they still manage to get in the way of what's going on. And I watch that bastards making his/her gestures and I'm sure they're just making it all up. Oh and if you're death don't watch TV read a book you dick.<br /><br />3. James Corden<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAGz6jscl1BlOg4ZUm2XR7l-Mv2quTsaQrdGHcjnR5ajRbkrY_kBrERyMH7_cWH-KBoX4y32pL_G6pqqTCDu23bprYkVGgoAyoCBWSVQ2DzsjQsGrlbRyOWchoXm5PAZUBVahJYbxQy_7x/s1600/james-corden-spoof-_670527c.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAGz6jscl1BlOg4ZUm2XR7l-Mv2quTsaQrdGHcjnR5ajRbkrY_kBrERyMH7_cWH-KBoX4y32pL_G6pqqTCDu23bprYkVGgoAyoCBWSVQ2DzsjQsGrlbRyOWchoXm5PAZUBVahJYbxQy_7x/s400/james-corden-spoof-_670527c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455666033657192514" border="0" /></a><br />See last week's <a href="http://thechurchofmikehuggins.blogspot.com/2010/03/rant-randy-rant.html">A Dose of Dick</a> for details<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhz9fG_AOLx_2N0qSwm-hGSce-S98CPhrxUZLVXx5NwgZSvLLVNHNvM3_4AElI2ArP7Rfa_8e01FLmLImMPTdnr6Xl4iQ3yYkrFbgW0AsSqIYnv7r2VPiDRNcy4JS0kaBnf_GfRN2cVIok/s1600/randysrant.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 182px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhz9fG_AOLx_2N0qSwm-hGSce-S98CPhrxUZLVXx5NwgZSvLLVNHNvM3_4AElI2ArP7Rfa_8e01FLmLImMPTdnr6Xl4iQ3yYkrFbgW0AsSqIYnv7r2VPiDRNcy4JS0kaBnf_GfRN2cVIok/s400/randysrant.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455659868210554338" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">This week: Self Service Checkouts<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFlmZLhhyTZnisHV1cJb1EwianksqC_7IeMLdGv5slirCcgDQsq4qfdMGeJWGjmvFaBj7SnAYrwQz27C4VhI-CC8N8r9LNb85exWYmAMwSKlfwoGPX8sAvqTnEjKpDRiPw-HwI7VgndJ2f/s1600/ms_self-service-checkout2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFlmZLhhyTZnisHV1cJb1EwianksqC_7IeMLdGv5slirCcgDQsq4qfdMGeJWGjmvFaBj7SnAYrwQz27C4VhI-CC8N8r9LNb85exWYmAMwSKlfwoGPX8sAvqTnEjKpDRiPw-HwI7VgndJ2f/s400/ms_self-service-checkout2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455666870673709970" border="0" /></a><br />So basically you've created a machine that makes me do the job you paid some dumbass school drop out minimum wage to do before? I don't get paid for this but that former cashier is now paid to sit there and watch me do their job? Seriously what the fuck? I enjoy people who are thicker than me working as my slaves. I don't like having the tables turned on me fucko. I don't wanna serve myself that's what the stupid are for. Now sort it out.<br /><br />Next time I'll have more rantastic goodies for you as I turn my hand to being an agony aunt. TTFN.Randy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-27158497790816016722010-04-02T21:13:00.000+01:002010-05-11T19:56:04.290+01:00This One Is Just B*llocks<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMZFkHQrhKPpQpbRffBUZRhA3Wm3RZ-a5mrvphshPCKC2rThWxvbfzWs_b8nwzYIFCrfmzMvu8AQzNQ4uJmOaK8EdegH-buxpB9-AF86tb6qEXFQKBgcfdpH6JgD3t5-rftecgHd4Ye3I/s1600/Stephen-King-Biography-5.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFsKtHUVGYM6jRHrLSWwg0TISxP4kK5Dn-iKa5O39GgcEEkoT803g9AkxfOqSnp7KfbdF2dMgUz4ycywvzuAY35EqrX_AHQCNBHRML6fI5bDCuFod02I6YwW0lzirNKI-zn6Qm8erS7vs/s1600/mark-chapman-460_793808a.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRBffdLXZDi48AH2I9OyDTHIYMHX7qi6WJW7sFe6pf08iQCAqNPGTaJldikJvqxJgbq4xU7k3ZjJMf-5JWvcL9Vl7bo7SmNyYDMYp1BSs5Y3_5Ct0C7Rt93Hr5uccznANSfZh4MLQcbAQ/s1600/mikesminis.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 318px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRBffdLXZDi48AH2I9OyDTHIYMHX7qi6WJW7sFe6pf08iQCAqNPGTaJldikJvqxJgbq4xU7k3ZjJMf-5JWvcL9Vl7bo7SmNyYDMYp1BSs5Y3_5Ct0C7Rt93Hr5uccznANSfZh4MLQcbAQ/s400/mikesminis.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455638162731214930" border="0" /></a><br />Hello fellow truth seekers I apologise for my extended absence. I've been trying to crack my biggest case so far and I've made alot of progress. Hopefully I can share my findings with you soon. To get back in to the swing of things I'm going to present you with another of Mike's Minis. This time we're investigating the theory that Stephen King was the one who really assassinated John Lennon in 1980. This is the belief of Steve Lightfoot, you can read more about his John Lennon theory on his site <a href="http://www.lennonmurdertruth.com/index.asp">here</a>. He basically claims that Stephen King in league with Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan plotted to murder John Lennon with Mark Chapman being a patsy. He alledges that Chapman and King look similar, let's take a look:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFsKtHUVGYM6jRHrLSWwg0TISxP4kK5Dn-iKa5O39GgcEEkoT803g9AkxfOqSnp7KfbdF2dMgUz4ycywvzuAY35EqrX_AHQCNBHRML6fI5bDCuFod02I6YwW0lzirNKI-zn6Qm8erS7vs/s1600/mark-chapman-460_793808a.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFsKtHUVGYM6jRHrLSWwg0TISxP4kK5Dn-iKa5O39GgcEEkoT803g9AkxfOqSnp7KfbdF2dMgUz4ycywvzuAY35EqrX_AHQCNBHRML6fI5bDCuFod02I6YwW0lzirNKI-zn6Qm8erS7vs/s320/mark-chapman-460_793808a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455643822443552226" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This is Mark Chapman and...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMZFkHQrhKPpQpbRffBUZRhA3Wm3RZ-a5mrvphshPCKC2rThWxvbfzWs_b8nwzYIFCrfmzMvu8AQzNQ4uJmOaK8EdegH-buxpB9-AF86tb6qEXFQKBgcfdpH6JgD3t5-rftecgHd4Ye3I/s1600/Stephen-King-Biography-5.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMZFkHQrhKPpQpbRffBUZRhA3Wm3RZ-a5mrvphshPCKC2rThWxvbfzWs_b8nwzYIFCrfmzMvu8AQzNQ4uJmOaK8EdegH-buxpB9-AF86tb6qEXFQKBgcfdpH6JgD3t5-rftecgHd4Ye3I/s320/Stephen-King-Biography-5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455644051393896450" border="0" /></a> This is Stephen King.<br /><br />I guess they do look likely similar if you really squint.<br /><br />Mr. Lightfoot summarises his theory like this:<br /><br />"The story about Mark Chapman is a cover-up. Bold print government cryptographic codes that include the killer’s face and true identity, the killer’s alleged name and letter to the editor printed before the murder and Richard Nixon’s book, The Real War, in back issues of Time, Newsweek, and US News and World Report magazines printed before, during, and after the night of December 8, 1980 prove that Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan arranged for the author Stephen King, then barley famous, to assassinate John Lennon. That King’s writings draw, dramatically, from the crime and that he taunts us all in his interviews and comments only makes this the story of a lifetime." (Taken from Mr. Lightfoot's <a href="http://www.lennonmurdertruth.com/introduction.asp">website</a>)<br /><br />Do I, M.V.D. the greatest of all conspiracy crackers, believe that there was a conspiracy involving 2 American presidents and a soon to be world famous author to kill John Lennon? Well you all know I love a good conspiracy but this is just lunacy. One demented man using the internet to spread his brand of paranoia to anyone that will read. Which is nothing like what I do with Michael Van Dyke's Truth Movement. I only write about real conspiracies. I'm perfectly sane. Honest...M.V.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16466733013030661215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-69187632918834912672010-04-02T18:16:00.001+01:002011-01-12T16:47:37.959+00:00Easter With DIck<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTGMBZ3ISTPapH-GHIFOedmpV2NOx4hXXPfE39UvDzmfaKidZ9AH4-tXmKs-IGZ-B387ZlDYIrXJIBahN5RY7GXxCJhCsKITYRTFFMEO8FTcyNGdoHkcydHNjwl-8CqiMMKBoQlvU2fZ1e/s1600/adose.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTGMBZ3ISTPapH-GHIFOedmpV2NOx4hXXPfE39UvDzmfaKidZ9AH4-tXmKs-IGZ-B387ZlDYIrXJIBahN5RY7GXxCJhCsKITYRTFFMEO8FTcyNGdoHkcydHNjwl-8CqiMMKBoQlvU2fZ1e/s320/adose.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455594166009556322" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Hello my fellow Huggynites and welcome to your Easter Dose of Dick with me Dick Smalls. Well as you know I've been too busy to keep up the blog recently so I handed our last edition over to my good friend Randolph Badger. I'm afraid to report that Randy's blog recieved more complaints than all of our previous entries combined although about 90% of those quite clearly came from S.C.R.O.T.U.M. and the Shaft Brothers John and Pepe. Does that mean the end of Randy's work with CoMH? Of course not we loved him so much that we've given him his own blog, Randy's World of Hate, we'll post a link at the end. Join Randy as he wages war against the S.C.R.O.T.U.M. boys and everything else he hates in this crazy world. Well I'm sure your all interested in where I've been these last few weeks. As you all know there has been a serious recession and it's hit us here at CoMH Towers and I've been over in the US meeting with several businesses discussing selling the franchise rights to A Dose of Dick. So you can soon expect to see the American version of the blog. Anyway this week we have the usual goodies, more of my Picks and Pricks, Jimmy's Poo, The Big Question, Do You Remember...? and the Thought of the Day.<br />Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSoJimXjUevwaN2Vii1mMJeQ8c669SYxX9uWtZ30NTNfzOvedjzrqTzY9W0rN2oV4vNtqODgahyphenhyphenMLt2TuhFHDLBmDN9WSdxJuT-vIf3d975P00un8PQhJjjNTh9xDeADQBy0jimT3m6-Sg/s1600/dickspicks.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSoJimXjUevwaN2Vii1mMJeQ8c669SYxX9uWtZ30NTNfzOvedjzrqTzY9W0rN2oV4vNtqODgahyphenhyphenMLt2TuhFHDLBmDN9WSdxJuT-vIf3d975P00un8PQhJjjNTh9xDeADQBy0jimT3m6-Sg/s320/dickspicks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455594109280586914" border="0" /></a><br /><br />1. Jesus Christ<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj917I6MhBdbwHcK7JPrmPkaon8hf9A965R47bkhLLjEea8O3NYFrVvFde7nuQq5jmKCshbLFSBP5G13KSim0uDGu0aPvI0gcqZBR9osXzvIWgjqgUMRhX5kLoWJX2gI7W4A_2zD_AzNasX/s1600/scross.gif"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj917I6MhBdbwHcK7JPrmPkaon8hf9A965R47bkhLLjEea8O3NYFrVvFde7nuQq5jmKCshbLFSBP5G13KSim0uDGu0aPvI0gcqZBR9osXzvIWgjqgUMRhX5kLoWJX2gI7W4A_2zD_AzNasX/s320/scross.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455597542944381058" border="0" /></a><br /><br />We all know this weekend is a pretty crappy time for JC. No one enjoys being nailed to a bit of wood then dying. Hopefully he won't be recreating his famous stunt this year and will just be at home relaxing with his many Easter Eggs.<br /><br /><br />2. Phil off Eastenders<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc4z6EUDP74dsJN7oZ3Av0dkUgvNxEuBmeobCyzDC6C6KmYqGrSD5C61q5dInOPjivb8tf5FuvHci9kzgpjGdoIBD938-alH1JZddVs9UMoisFhaZT3-f3Nfy322Dl8yv5N1MYmNHKX0qe/s1600/1257265486-Phil+Mitchell.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc4z6EUDP74dsJN7oZ3Av0dkUgvNxEuBmeobCyzDC6C6KmYqGrSD5C61q5dInOPjivb8tf5FuvHci9kzgpjGdoIBD938-alH1JZddVs9UMoisFhaZT3-f3Nfy322Dl8yv5N1MYmNHKX0qe/s320/1257265486-Phil+Mitchell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455595718512260146" border="0" /></a><br /><br />He romped to victory as our Man of the Decade and it looks like he may even hold on to that honour for another decade. Aside from stealing every scene he's in in Eastenders (god the man can act, Daniel Radcliffe take note) Phil off Eastenders has been hitting the headlines once again this week. Phil off Eastenders's house was raided recently after an annymous tip off suggesting that Britain's top actor was in possesion of fire arms however the police were met by Phil off Eastenders's pornstar Big Omar. Big Omar is apparently very big in dogging porn (we here at CoMH are unsure what dogging entails but we do know that Phil off Easternders is a big fan so we've always wanted to try it). Phil off Eastenders is one of Britain's finest doggers and we salute him for making friends with pornstars what a legend.<br /><br /><br />3. Lord Lloyd Webber<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyZt-OtamLuXMXnv0Qf06UFy9YKJN0iCdTy3U09rd-NfiD0geGpC0Y0Mn8UtdwUJe2dKX3Tu-bcQUIIVzXXkdSkrO_mQ8TCDOSG11iilIdHitxrN2hlmMgZOenmIvrfH6RuayX-cZ2P-8m/s1600/andrew_lloyd_webber_1938508.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyZt-OtamLuXMXnv0Qf06UFy9YKJN0iCdTy3U09rd-NfiD0geGpC0Y0Mn8UtdwUJe2dKX3Tu-bcQUIIVzXXkdSkrO_mQ8TCDOSG11iilIdHitxrN2hlmMgZOenmIvrfH6RuayX-cZ2P-8m/s320/andrew_lloyd_webber_1938508.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455599288418908834" border="0" /></a><br /><br />It would appear that David Icke was right. The lizard people really are taking over and Lloyd Webber is their leader. He's already insisting on being called "Lord" and whenever I see him on TV he's sat in a large throne being fawned over by that very camp Irish fellow off the BBC. We here at CoMH salute you and when your people take over the Earth we hope you spare us.<br /><br /><br />4. Peter Andre<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8y2koaZZ39PaEM3sPLUsmAdaweeYZ_HLujTu0iymTONES32WK3o6m35dEXs7SJjF7xTru8_bjBzQn4FxtEQSR7vi5lUylE-jdHy-XvzHNTVKsPJsDUDUL8O7h9a7T2c_53m9iaQBIpur5/s1600/w0002103.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8y2koaZZ39PaEM3sPLUsmAdaweeYZ_HLujTu0iymTONES32WK3o6m35dEXs7SJjF7xTru8_bjBzQn4FxtEQSR7vi5lUylE-jdHy-XvzHNTVKsPJsDUDUL8O7h9a7T2c_53m9iaQBIpur5/s320/w0002103.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455598575277084674" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Pete's been in the news again this week. Apparently he's found love with former star of annoying Iceland adverts Kerry Katona. It's great to see Pete moving on from that large breasted, attention seeking media whore she-who-must-not-be-named-at-least-until-she's-made-a-dick's prick. Now he has Kerry who's a large breasted, attention...oh wait, never mind.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6iYgsu2Bxd35t10htKO2PDFKGjsOGAu3RNFRrNTyG28fTlJng3a08xdzfRX1AofFrVjULFna6UPFhyphenhyphenUUdL82syFwmWSSnrBfN8SjN8mz4fArlPIl6Ig6zwro5yvIOfSsIXgnbM4BfZPUm/s1600/dickspricks.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6iYgsu2Bxd35t10htKO2PDFKGjsOGAu3RNFRrNTyG28fTlJng3a08xdzfRX1AofFrVjULFna6UPFhyphenhyphenUUdL82syFwmWSSnrBfN8SjN8mz4fArlPIl6Ig6zwro5yvIOfSsIXgnbM4BfZPUm/s320/dickspricks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455594060551317906" border="0" /></a><br />1. Jordan/Katie Price<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi47xdztvOfuMp754rWpLh1RgXNQCVnyF-vhbZGnObXTcVFhlmKd85ETXF2E0U5EEsKn3HZ-7eU3DPBtGZEraxvhDoGV_sd4dQ114duITy2Wlniwar2-jrt-wK0z6Zy89ripFqVg5RGXNtq/s1600/vomit.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 199px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi47xdztvOfuMp754rWpLh1RgXNQCVnyF-vhbZGnObXTcVFhlmKd85ETXF2E0U5EEsKn3HZ-7eU3DPBtGZEraxvhDoGV_sd4dQ114duITy2Wlniwar2-jrt-wK0z6Zy89ripFqVg5RGXNtq/s320/vomit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455596336335424082" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yes Jordan (these week played by a vomitting pumpkin) continues to close her vice like grip over the title of biggest prick ever. This week she's a prick because I happened to catch the end of her god awful reality show in which she said she hoped to get pregnant again by the end of the series. The thought of this made me feel like the pumpkin above. I haven't felt this sick since me, Chet, Merton, Jimmy and Zanzibar watched her sex tape. That night we were exorcist sick.<br /><br /><br />2. Banks Trying To Act Like Their Our Friends<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLNzxiI0UT-fPjMZS-pLehTLDH_YB2XxJ-aH3aMLd5-wWj3YuSvQGDQz-bfp9rdQEmDXdQuMcSAe9F4DFMQyA79vjH6QHafvwK8S0BVWwVUQXa4PIs2IcdjpwXatWuvWU2-KI-UiMhN-vC/s1600/SNF1320A-682_964994a.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 188px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLNzxiI0UT-fPjMZS-pLehTLDH_YB2XxJ-aH3aMLd5-wWj3YuSvQGDQz-bfp9rdQEmDXdQuMcSAe9F4DFMQyA79vjH6QHafvwK8S0BVWwVUQXa4PIs2IcdjpwXatWuvWU2-KI-UiMhN-vC/s320/SNF1320A-682_964994a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455596894766918994" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Nearly as bad as the sight of Jordan. Yes we touched upon this in our bad adverts special a while back but since then they've gotten worse. Halifax are the worst offenders with there god awful radio adverts with a bunch of twatty little twonks pretending that they're our cool little friends who always help us out. It's because of the banks that Chet lives in a bus shelter. It's because of banks that Merton now shops at Netto. It's because of banks that Jimmy can't afford rubber gloves to aid his search his poo. It's because of banks that CoMH Towers is now a grotty little council flat. Screw you Halifax. And screw that over one that's employed that wassak that bums Ricky Gervais to do "hilarious" voice overs over their comedy adverts. We have not forgiven you.<br /><br /><br />3. James Corden<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp70-Y5iP1WbZ2lPRpuApgcB0zRIkfr4u99OtgoyqGu1wBZ2zwgDe93XcNBrtFlAA1NDH5PQNKsrUDUWQC1GlcWjE-bx576_FvwiioG0BuvmjAgpQw82XFeNmNsZb3JOnj_Zgvn5r0EhYh/s1600/james-corden-spoof-_670527c.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 216px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp70-Y5iP1WbZ2lPRpuApgcB0zRIkfr4u99OtgoyqGu1wBZ2zwgDe93XcNBrtFlAA1NDH5PQNKsrUDUWQC1GlcWjE-bx576_FvwiioG0BuvmjAgpQw82XFeNmNsZb3JOnj_Zgvn5r0EhYh/s320/james-corden-spoof-_670527c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455595799610299938" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I think Randy pretty muched summed up our feelings on Corden last week.<br /><br /><br />4. The Wrath of God<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuzXp4U4ufQS1cFrvsdr3xq9D39lRK78hV8fNU5M71QNnFlCR1tQNJTMTfxnYaXinipFh4_6bIwevx5xb8NzpX-tqpnNvTF9w7Uo1Udc5EPvDs-ypGOorjL-iwmiZpBhS9Y3lKvXWQjyZG/s1600/08.gif"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuzXp4U4ufQS1cFrvsdr3xq9D39lRK78hV8fNU5M71QNnFlCR1tQNJTMTfxnYaXinipFh4_6bIwevx5xb8NzpX-tqpnNvTF9w7Uo1Udc5EPvDs-ypGOorjL-iwmiZpBhS9Y3lKvXWQjyZG/s320/08.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455595908875235218" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yep he's still pretty pissed off at us all. More bad weather, David Beckham being ruled out of the soccerball world league and the continuing success of Adrian Chiles career. Better starting praying boyo.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaV8FFaM1UR1FHBYWYMGpxqMjMLoJvfq-UWYKxVFx5FqIs973hYZWz224tPPrcTdnnJjESZ6gGn9mg1X_UsmGdxpdRanabe0mad5ko9Pw3Fagxl-ySCUV6UIP1MXFVPUYsWe29BS2zvTM2/s1600/toiletjimmy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaV8FFaM1UR1FHBYWYMGpxqMjMLoJvfq-UWYKxVFx5FqIs973hYZWz224tPPrcTdnnJjESZ6gGn9mg1X_UsmGdxpdRanabe0mad5ko9Pw3Fagxl-ySCUV6UIP1MXFVPUYsWe29BS2zvTM2/s320/toiletjimmy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455593993575350722" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />This week: A Creme Egg, keeping in spirit with Easter. Gooey indeed.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt4Kux0fIkMLulzbrGW679xjA9IGxZk8Yz6ooh6Tl6SU-2eYWKjpPe1mBsEdT5SK1_anbXgNXmhol8PHXVkjU1QN3GYK1cvnriEQ2tJncZfT0lcOrXAWY9SKJFFsDujrWTpoZcObwv-g8A/s1600/doyouremember.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt4Kux0fIkMLulzbrGW679xjA9IGxZk8Yz6ooh6Tl6SU-2eYWKjpPe1mBsEdT5SK1_anbXgNXmhol8PHXVkjU1QN3GYK1cvnriEQ2tJncZfT0lcOrXAWY9SKJFFsDujrWTpoZcObwv-g8A/s320/doyouremember.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455593919178721250" border="0" /></a><br />This week: Mystic Meg<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWiiUrzVIFgAKSWnASDGJ_7z7rOoxeik9e9LRMXhAHSodzJBMrMcfOeWujwSBescgu2fkGFBCSxJge0ooqmIMqRxFgtfSjsermQ-cOw3W4ULRDuQbq4J49NCEgzztED3CATc_10CrWu_qq/s1600/_44421061_mysticmeg270.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 203px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWiiUrzVIFgAKSWnASDGJ_7z7rOoxeik9e9LRMXhAHSodzJBMrMcfOeWujwSBescgu2fkGFBCSxJge0ooqmIMqRxFgtfSjsermQ-cOw3W4ULRDuQbq4J49NCEgzztED3CATc_10CrWu_qq/s320/_44421061_mysticmeg270.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455602308885257762" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Yeah she looks like a villain from 80s fantasy movie or Danni Minogue's younger sister but I did love her on the lottery, the way she used to predict who might win. One week she said those who have an M in their name were destined to win and then guess what? I won a tenner. What a legend.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK7T2mZDeWNtE5bxUnyv4FKyFUHWANWRUvOFlntFkSwzq_TZLAy-U5g9K_VpL5r6JIPjWT69YqanbNAWe1Hbe6S-Sk54e_uBNt0XlUB8WkV5HgV8U5VPzyaKgD2FTALzUI66QKytNyvimI/s1600/chetbigquestion.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK7T2mZDeWNtE5bxUnyv4FKyFUHWANWRUvOFlntFkSwzq_TZLAy-U5g9K_VpL5r6JIPjWT69YqanbNAWe1Hbe6S-Sk54e_uBNt0XlUB8WkV5HgV8U5VPzyaKgD2FTALzUI66QKytNyvimI/s320/chetbigquestion.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455593830407773538" border="0" /></a>Hey Chet here again once again pondering the big questions. This time I'm asking which song was more racist Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas or Turning Japanese by The Vapors.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYFdbo8ImFhPqvXPeQ0ac7jwrO7zQlMpYa3n95gJR-vK_X6qPxfElN8mUVET2S2qApFgO9XiJsiZsnBht1vdm43ER80svcFaJrKFghkLgRr_VyT9L0STiyxb_JND7dUrNTTdcchSuKwatx/s1600/kungfuvsjapan.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 148px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYFdbo8ImFhPqvXPeQ0ac7jwrO7zQlMpYa3n95gJR-vK_X6qPxfElN8mUVET2S2qApFgO9XiJsiZsnBht1vdm43ER80svcFaJrKFghkLgRr_VyT9L0STiyxb_JND7dUrNTTdcchSuKwatx/s320/kungfuvsjapan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455601660910527154" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Well Carl Douglas talks about funky China men in funky Chinatown which is quite clearly a lie. The Chinese do not believe in funk or the act of funkyness. Turning Japanese is apparently about the face the gentleman in question pulls when he reaches his peak during a sexual act. This is of course offensive to Japanese people as it's suggesting that all Japanese people look like they're climaxing at all times. This is a really close one in my eyes but I think the winner is...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0jJEvf9kiDeva4EF50k4eyHeEwiPGGaOsH0Nx0T3jhVv7J8hdVbZ0PZFDfATSb3-e-79faMxF9N1e68R68zyF4n3JWQep_M14uG1OInizPYPpIqU_ZtW1PvSJgHBHt4Uiz0F3HL9clsGO/s1600/winner.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0jJEvf9kiDeva4EF50k4eyHeEwiPGGaOsH0Nx0T3jhVv7J8hdVbZ0PZFDfATSb3-e-79faMxF9N1e68R68zyF4n3JWQep_M14uG1OInizPYPpIqU_ZtW1PvSJgHBHt4Uiz0F3HL9clsGO/s320/winner.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455593541045487074" border="0" /></a><br />Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas, although both are really offensive to our friends from the Orient.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXkEE7hp3X9mjXFRj5bAGv6JnUs6Wn9jQZHVZvZIheIKv7TOV2Jd3YOFMpnc7trojPv5CsGqW6QAm5nFo8uTlAWrPVvm-eYxsXoFDxTw8yt3Ieo89J_Ad0Bo9AnfqAr7FVw17agCsWA1b7/s1600/kung_fu_fighting.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXkEE7hp3X9mjXFRj5bAGv6JnUs6Wn9jQZHVZvZIheIKv7TOV2Jd3YOFMpnc7trojPv5CsGqW6QAm5nFo8uTlAWrPVvm-eYxsXoFDxTw8yt3Ieo89J_Ad0Bo9AnfqAr7FVw17agCsWA1b7/s320/kung_fu_fighting.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455601740660006450" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgInvdqDcKid0xGCyFXd7t1_ZtYdhyxAESNNZLb441BDisfcKqgPzberd6t40n19AYliSpkvJyTAKbL7xYk9Q7PB9Pne_ChYVRWEwuPWwy28pRcICsFr78FXjrt3r9y7gzRe_JvAMIe83qJ/s1600/newthought.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgInvdqDcKid0xGCyFXd7t1_ZtYdhyxAESNNZLb441BDisfcKqgPzberd6t40n19AYliSpkvJyTAKbL7xYk9Q7PB9Pne_ChYVRWEwuPWwy28pRcICsFr78FXjrt3r9y7gzRe_JvAMIe83qJ/s320/newthought.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455593433748955490" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"<span class="a12">Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown," <span style="font-style: italic;">Conan O'Brien, Talk show host, Simpsons writer<br /><br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhikkivRKtcpaO9KzDw4dAXxSlOUTu1TrwHdxdnIMndBAL9GdUi_5dtQscib_HP8cT31Wz4oM65DMwE4b6spYFHAY7It71GvpldoED_AuIIvn1wAwRoN32EPu9yzxjwwrHyrmlmBYwroTYs/s1600/smug2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 254px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhikkivRKtcpaO9KzDw4dAXxSlOUTu1TrwHdxdnIMndBAL9GdUi_5dtQscib_HP8cT31Wz4oM65DMwE4b6spYFHAY7It71GvpldoED_AuIIvn1wAwRoN32EPu9yzxjwwrHyrmlmBYwroTYs/s320/smug2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455629565025477874" border="0" /></a><br /><br />We end today with an appeal. As I'm sure you will all have realised the world today is threatened by a deadly menace. I am of course speaking of the Duke of Douchery, the Prince of Pricker, the worst human that has ever lived. Yes Jeremy Kyle is becoming so smug that his smugness will soon block out the sun and kill all life on this planet. We ask that you do your bit and do not watch his freak show. And to those of you that have joined his army of darkness please get yourselves steralised and stop sleeping with your own family members. Oh and for god's sake stop copying his bloody catchphrases. If I hear one more person say "he shoulda put summut on the end of it" when some retarded teenagers have a baby I will scream.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx1OmmyNF04Y2E3pG791uBEMJUMZ3QgkIWDJSGxVHMR0EjacFJwvg8555wc5MxhVYANnRKoOtan4HwUk9lmn8Mg9CHxLORhZb_S3Yj_pR_39tSOi5azJWEgH5tnJcUeM3kSy9CTKUJjtbY/s1600/02L_11_Jeremy_243x351.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx1OmmyNF04Y2E3pG791uBEMJUMZ3QgkIWDJSGxVHMR0EjacFJwvg8555wc5MxhVYANnRKoOtan4HwUk9lmn8Mg9CHxLORhZb_S3Yj_pR_39tSOi5azJWEgH5tnJcUeM3kSy9CTKUJjtbY/s320/02L_11_Jeremy_243x351.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455630976950112434" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Be strong. Together we can stop this man and make Earth a great place to live again.<br /><br />Links<br /><br />You can now buy official A Dose of Dick merchandise at the official <a href="http://adoseofdick.spreadshirt.co.uk/">Dose of Dick Store</a><br /><br />Make sure you check out our friends blogs.<br />You can find Randy's World of Hate <a href="http://randysworldofhate.blogspot.com/">here</a> and the master of conspiracy Mike Van Dyke can be found <a href="http://michaelvandyke.blogspot.com/">here</a><br /><br />Until we meet again...<br />Peace & Love<br />Dick SmallsDick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-22093180593748840712010-03-30T15:13:00.000+01:002010-05-11T19:50:08.025+01:00Welcome To My World of Hate<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHZhTugADdU8jSvJU23AyiEyShLc4rFELOgnGCeRqeS1_XFO3RG_r8QNq9V6vUKSHrznHzBciB6egwUpoHDHvQ-M-8D-gcNBo2QxQhc3zIXovXkdLRU7a9mbjHnzktseQcGME1zEr52Fjl/s1600/Angry-man-001.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 192px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHZhTugADdU8jSvJU23AyiEyShLc4rFELOgnGCeRqeS1_XFO3RG_r8QNq9V6vUKSHrznHzBciB6egwUpoHDHvQ-M-8D-gcNBo2QxQhc3zIXovXkdLRU7a9mbjHnzktseQcGME1zEr52Fjl/s320/Angry-man-001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454430875416385874" border="0" /></a><br />Hi my name's Randy Badger and this is my world of hate. After my hugely popular work on A Dose of Dick the CoMH have offered me my own blog. So if you enjoyed my angry rants about completely pointless things then you're gonna love my world of hate.Randy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-56988935324253626382010-03-20T09:47:00.002+00:002011-01-12T16:47:38.042+00:00Rant Randy, Rant<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSy1tsTU_ZIKgEP1SbSmJ1Sck_293_e7398ja6C-DLQhTpkquoozLLFXxmCVnuoYUnOYY37LPrCOcfeDgxAOGvwmckq2evZNtU9L135WOS1RG8a_vVd71AOOJLSUnkuEcx3gp54ND4rJsM/s1600-h/randy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSy1tsTU_ZIKgEP1SbSmJ1Sck_293_e7398ja6C-DLQhTpkquoozLLFXxmCVnuoYUnOYY37LPrCOcfeDgxAOGvwmckq2evZNtU9L135WOS1RG8a_vVd71AOOJLSUnkuEcx3gp54ND4rJsM/s400/randy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450658528256097074" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO-EC8kxpEwwzGfp5U2r_wZ2BDlcmJV2BrsNRVO6qjr-wCjoS4_CrXdvcreNEcKjT-7taJMkFsInAVfSZGuSn8346j3jDKntlm9dIT6oFFUA6YlpfHMApGBrylTtlKugDVU2kcJRRpFSvh/s1600-h/Presents.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 153px; height: 30px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgO-EC8kxpEwwzGfp5U2r_wZ2BDlcmJV2BrsNRVO6qjr-wCjoS4_CrXdvcreNEcKjT-7taJMkFsInAVfSZGuSn8346j3jDKntlm9dIT6oFFUA6YlpfHMApGBrylTtlKugDVU2kcJRRpFSvh/s400/Presents.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450658625104456466" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzs1Y0yOxAXOuB5rhg8XWxtj9-0ywxuE7hQ2QOC6rw1X0BoeIocW3kvaIApZzxOOVdc_efz3FjAKe1JZpsTQ_c0ZtsRI-L7trKrBCAzvpPtM_oCzgjrbEa5YftF-ovQJGooUGqI6LAaOeb/s1600-h/chesse.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzs1Y0yOxAXOuB5rhg8XWxtj9-0ywxuE7hQ2QOC6rw1X0BoeIocW3kvaIApZzxOOVdc_efz3FjAKe1JZpsTQ_c0ZtsRI-L7trKrBCAzvpPtM_oCzgjrbEa5YftF-ovQJGooUGqI6LAaOeb/s400/chesse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450658781541347570" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaix3VlaJkLjm9gZSVtUazLP1UsvjiISt_KColI2remH-48XGFtpgPEfBsxrNcmLVOoOSrcVRpq7J7ljsDdvvWFA2lie5rMmfZs1QcvwwBcJB2Es0c4sXmRSHYzFBQQvNnBxbtVDjlUSX0/s1600-h/46421-bigthumbnail.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaix3VlaJkLjm9gZSVtUazLP1UsvjiISt_KColI2remH-48XGFtpgPEfBsxrNcmLVOoOSrcVRpq7J7ljsDdvvWFA2lie5rMmfZs1QcvwwBcJB2Es0c4sXmRSHYzFBQQvNnBxbtVDjlUSX0/s320/46421-bigthumbnail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450677481957228642" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">The following contains strong language that may offend some.<br /><br />The views of Randolph Badger do not neccessarily represent the views of the CoMH.<br /></div><br />Hello my name's Randy Badger and whilst Dick Smalls and the CoMH team are off in America signing big money deals I've been asked to take over the blog. So welcome to the first installment of ...Really Grates My Cheese in which I discuss the things that really great my cheese.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">1. Sports Relief<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGgkcBJhU5lV7Kx6bKdNgEUe9jioqIcGOfDlLc4ii-ipTdbRcRjUG_2AUhqT2XtSrD7Dw9oklxct5X5L7IXXk4dYIulZ6EMwvYVajZQWDvgn4pZwDMKT1mVaL9NH-9_G9PXSW7uUzAsJXY/s1600-h/sportrelief.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 272px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGgkcBJhU5lV7Kx6bKdNgEUe9jioqIcGOfDlLc4ii-ipTdbRcRjUG_2AUhqT2XtSrD7Dw9oklxct5X5L7IXXk4dYIulZ6EMwvYVajZQWDvgn4pZwDMKT1mVaL9NH-9_G9PXSW7uUzAsJXY/s400/sportrelief.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450664445541214882" border="0" /></a><br />Oh wonderful it's that time of year where we pretend we give a s**t about the less fortunate people of the world. Now I'm all for charity, saving the rain forest, killing whales, all that bo*ll*cks but these TV charity events really grate my cheese. You wanna know why? Well I'll tell ya. I don't want some over paid celebrity telling me I should donate what little money I have to save Africa when they make more in a week than I'll make in my life time. Chris Moyles gets £630k a year last week I earned £4.50, a naked picture of my mate Phil's mum and a pirate copy of Return of the Jedi. Yet I'm the one expected to pay up...Why can't the likes of Moyl es pay up instead? Oh because they donate their time? Oh f**k off I'll happily let the celebrities make donations and stop making those god awful comedy sketches. Apparently just £5 buys a mosquito net that could save lives in Africa. But exactly how much does it cost to send these bloody "celebrities" over to Africa? I mean come on these people already have AIDS do we really need to inflict Russel Brand on them as well? But wait the celebrities are showing us the truth of the situation over there with such revealing commentary as "it must be pretty s**t living in Africa, having no money and dying of AIDS". Of course it's s**t! They've got AIDS it's never going to be fun and not only that they're starving to death and your sending the likes of Chris Moyles to visit them. So how about instead of wasting thousands of pounds on flying celebrities and their film crews over to Africa and use that money to help them, you can afford it, I can't. As for the hilarious comedy skits we have to endure. What the f**k? Seriously who the hell likes that f**king irratating prick James Corden? I'd rather be raped by a million AIDS infected horses than watch another of his sketches. And why are these marathon s**t spewings full of people I hate? Corden, Davina McCall, Fearne Cotton, Patrick Kielty, that fat bloke off the One Show that looks like a potato. If you really want to make money how about do sponsored slaying of these celebrities? I'd happily pay a pound for every bullet put in James Corden's knee caps, I'd be willing to give you a fiver for crucifying Patrick Kielty, a tenner for giving Fearne Cotton a bath in acid, twenty quid for garrotting Davina McCall. And realistically who actually cares about Africa? They've all got AIDS anyway, they're gonna die, let's accept it and move on. Charity starts at home and that's something you can be HIV Positive about.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">2. James Corden<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqlEfpUscuqaoisYwP_bJVy0NeCpPYXhHGTvvc8IAM1B8bkJeXsFVjA7fxMb2ihnY1_TXchJ525UpA2sPWcR7e9NdzoCZBaFjTz8O1lBg8NLcPFeprZ96N2s-uGbJZs6l68Oxk5Dg12BBb/s1600-h/Tango_682_763553a.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 207px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqlEfpUscuqaoisYwP_bJVy0NeCpPYXhHGTvvc8IAM1B8bkJeXsFVjA7fxMb2ihnY1_TXchJ525UpA2sPWcR7e9NdzoCZBaFjTz8O1lBg8NLcPFeprZ96N2s-uGbJZs6l68Oxk5Dg12BBb/s320/Tango_682_763553a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450671382859247554" border="0" /></a><br />He's little more than a f**king scrotum. He's a fat yob that is not funny and if you think he is then you should just go and kill yourself. I will destory you one day Corden you unfunny prick. Don't worry I'm not going to kill you I'm going to make people realise your nothing but a talentless gobshite. I'm praying for a heart attack...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">3. James Corden's Parents<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsk8Kan6xPvoDu06XTZpX0BFyudz9J6qeKG-YhNf7X0HcX8at4DJirrGQ8iW99RXW_FEIN-j_YX3ObMmYxGSs2y15TBPMn3KpHDoB7oSq4bCqYWlaf3KYwnRymoa76ui9kxCBg028X4d78/s1600-h/Codemasters-To-Cause-One-Hell-Of-a-Stinking-Turd-2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsk8Kan6xPvoDu06XTZpX0BFyudz9J6qeKG-YhNf7X0HcX8at4DJirrGQ8iW99RXW_FEIN-j_YX3ObMmYxGSs2y15TBPMn3KpHDoB7oSq4bCqYWlaf3KYwnRymoa76ui9kxCBg028X4d78/s320/Codemasters-To-Cause-One-Hell-Of-a-Stinking-Turd-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450672573075106834" border="0" /></a>Should have been an abortion mate...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">4. Mrs. Kipling<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz0CTqSR-_uER7EfVYtsnGvaqOnijqIodTpLPcGICjhuiStUkc4bpjoXJza6Qen6s4df1Irg0Wpvy927Su-7IDzuBUMUP7MkkaLnp1DRZe7MMmWo19f-_NfEskqm4gWdBzcM_Ipx40MxQb/s1600-h/6a00d8341ca2e153ef0115723c2108970b-500pi.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 280px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz0CTqSR-_uER7EfVYtsnGvaqOnijqIodTpLPcGICjhuiStUkc4bpjoXJza6Qen6s4df1Irg0Wpvy927Su-7IDzuBUMUP7MkkaLnp1DRZe7MMmWo19f-_NfEskqm4gWdBzcM_Ipx40MxQb/s320/6a00d8341ca2e153ef0115723c2108970b-500pi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450673346702959010" border="0" /></a><br />Recently I sat watching television whilst I enjoyed one of Mr. Kipling's French Fancies when I saw a new advert for Mr. Kipling featuring Mrs. Kipling. She was jibbering about getting enough oats or tampons, you know chick crap. I wasn't impressed with the advert at all but the end just filled me with a rage I've never felt before. At the end of this travesty Mrs Kipling actually has the nerve to suggest Mr. Kipling is crap in bed. The man responsible for Mini Battenburgs can be nothing less than a stalion in bed and I refuse to hear anything to suggest he isn't if you don't want him and I a million of others will happily let him fill us with his cakey goodness.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">5. Chocolate Werther's Originals<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_m1Iwpnq-DUCS6u0TPay4PaHQQNGrC8umTNSfLMlEEtVJZ7zQXJAwzHPFEMeWPVT9H1CIJ51ZYADNKTL0Q3QMxepU7afoDCNFbQvWK2Gi9-9oCjFeyUOcw-22gATL72goHYtTRnpMCl6l/s1600-h/werthers1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_m1Iwpnq-DUCS6u0TPay4PaHQQNGrC8umTNSfLMlEEtVJZ7zQXJAwzHPFEMeWPVT9H1CIJ51ZYADNKTL0Q3QMxepU7afoDCNFbQvWK2Gi9-9oCjFeyUOcw-22gATL72goHYtTRnpMCl6l/s320/werthers1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450675120922822578" border="0" /></a><br />3 words. What. The. F**k?<br /><br />Now it's time to find out what's in a retard's s**t.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD5KH2ItE0b1_hRG7lOU0Jt8o1eX7DKfnufpR_nnubu7kHk_zrC79RcEqKygwAvBA4s3rYMF_R2uP4-_zs5FGo9jrgdbbiN8FgXjbj4ujcmYJCnxpJSE9LT4FZUeLIDz1PBQKwU9z7xhhw/s1600-h/toiletjimmy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgD5KH2ItE0b1_hRG7lOU0Jt8o1eX7DKfnufpR_nnubu7kHk_zrC79RcEqKygwAvBA4s3rYMF_R2uP4-_zs5FGo9jrgdbbiN8FgXjbj4ujcmYJCnxpJSE9LT4FZUeLIDz1PBQKwU9z7xhhw/s320/toiletjimmy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450675659066113730" border="0" /></a><br />This week in Jimmy's poo there was...nothing. We think he's eaten a cloak of invisibility either that or he's constipated again.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji4iV2rzNDfmMb-EHt13WAamLRBHOaE-u6DcshvNFId2R8FT3EDiV_fbrvX-Y_hzYjVkH5P4fuxK5GEH9LKZFGtPQN-NaDo-XuL5myLTaMNyQu5Y1aojfbIcr_CvbveIYyXthetBppah9k/s1600-h/cliffpicofweek.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEji4iV2rzNDfmMb-EHt13WAamLRBHOaE-u6DcshvNFId2R8FT3EDiV_fbrvX-Y_hzYjVkH5P4fuxK5GEH9LKZFGtPQN-NaDo-XuL5myLTaMNyQu5Y1aojfbIcr_CvbveIYyXthetBppah9k/s320/cliffpicofweek.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450675969564622658" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8OzukhrmEv9PxjSreFB0maivjMc2uJRk3_NupWqSHLv7v2RJhdUA5KBzvbdYHsak8Mef4igd2s8yJwmTzo4FDZ7Nd-tBb3XGIif6EJ1xdfTXV2w_icrJMEkhmlGE_jaa_FlUxIzHn7qmi/s1600-h/65468.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 257px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8OzukhrmEv9PxjSreFB0maivjMc2uJRk3_NupWqSHLv7v2RJhdUA5KBzvbdYHsak8Mef4igd2s8yJwmTzo4FDZ7Nd-tBb3XGIif6EJ1xdfTXV2w_icrJMEkhmlGE_jaa_FlUxIzHn7qmi/s320/65468.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450676335487297410" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Oh look it's Cliff Richard again! Seriously who the hell wants to look at pictures of Cliff Richard now I'm in charge there's gonna be some big changes. No more Cliff.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhARdthkm6cJmmbGfbtpdt5KY8UEueCOPL81zM5GY4vknuM6Ke2dceAx1jkgl3M22ZV4oYrsmvY3_6xEsnUX28y5S7XT7FPyHXVEM3C0DLW6IaWVZSN7iIICu5oGWHyD-QesHv2fUOe49i5/s1600-h/HotGossip.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhARdthkm6cJmmbGfbtpdt5KY8UEueCOPL81zM5GY4vknuM6Ke2dceAx1jkgl3M22ZV4oYrsmvY3_6xEsnUX28y5S7XT7FPyHXVEM3C0DLW6IaWVZSN7iIICu5oGWHyD-QesHv2fUOe49i5/s320/HotGossip.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450677797325955090" border="0" /></a><br />Vaseline sales are up so you know Zanzibar's in town with the latest Jordan rumours.<br /><br />1. Jordan, <span name="intelliTxt" id="intelliTXT">after making love, bites the head off her partner<br /><br />2. Jordan </span><span name="intelliTxt" id="intelliTXT">sleeps inside out, and once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine<br /><br />3. Jordan can believe it's not butter because she uses it as a lubricant and it's not as good as real butter<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmYLG46_ZkF463kYFfFD-O4hmOhU8iSmDYWG9AKyvyv4ob2rKyyt8oo72gcXeYHO8IFCktpOnOJSnkRRmLQ5hWIrLwj4LaYxKbiJ5XERj4UuDKYczHhEjq4UjZoLPLSSk3VwRkl7ZSfhtc/s1600-h/newthought.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmYLG46_ZkF463kYFfFD-O4hmOhU8iSmDYWG9AKyvyv4ob2rKyyt8oo72gcXeYHO8IFCktpOnOJSnkRRmLQ5hWIrLwj4LaYxKbiJ5XERj4UuDKYczHhEjq4UjZoLPLSSk3VwRkl7ZSfhtc/s320/newthought.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450679916076294066" border="0" /></a><br />"James Corden is a prick," Randy Badger, f**king legendRandy Badgerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14075391570624002955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320878109402997276.post-86569137775432783712010-03-01T10:03:00.002+00:002011-01-12T16:47:38.083+00:00Phil Didn't Do It!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0rOp_C6PLSIJvvcxWSjnyPmPaPTtW0BSYInCtX1VkpH8Xg1Ciea4xyXpj0pxsncxnZPo7UYjq6_ACOTQatnKk6sIxhnE111cXHDMHnVAxwkAJcT8SLq-CAn_BN_oYt8bIKRkPYb40qbAY/s1600-h/adose.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0rOp_C6PLSIJvvcxWSjnyPmPaPTtW0BSYInCtX1VkpH8Xg1Ciea4xyXpj0pxsncxnZPo7UYjq6_ACOTQatnKk6sIxhnE111cXHDMHnVAxwkAJcT8SLq-CAn_BN_oYt8bIKRkPYb40qbAY/s320/adose.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443604871602642898" border="0" /></a><br />Hello my fellow <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Huggynites</span> and welcome to the most extraordinary Dose of Dick ever! Yes I have some amazing news for you all and I have to tell you about the exciting changes that we will be making here at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">CoMH</span> Towers. I'm sure you all remember a year ago when I announced the sad passing of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">CoMH</span> Head and co-founder Merton <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Breastloveski</span> who we believed had died from anal trauma involving well hung horse. Merton was buried in a closed casket private ceremony in March 2009. At the time we noticed that Merton's custom made coffin was very heavy and very cold almost like it contained a air conditioner... Well it turns out that Merton did not die that day but in fact faked his death so he could go undercover to help the police crack a bestiality ring in London, for the last 12 months he's been living under the name Gerald <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Hatescockski</span> and feared he could never return to us here at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">CoMH</span>. But last week the case was cracked and 74 arrests were made and Merton was able to return to us here at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">CoMH</span>. What does this mean for everyone at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">CoMH</span>? Well Merton will return to his position as head of the church and I will be returning to my former position as the head of public relations which means I will be able to fully dedicate myself to A Dose of Dick once again and won't be forced into any boring meetings with the Pope again. This means of course that my son Larry has now been made redundant as he has refused the offer to become Jimmy's personal poo explorer. Well anyway on to this weeks Dose of Dick we've got your usual favourites Dick's Picks, Pricks, Cliff Richard Picture of the Week, Jimmy's Poo, Hot Gossip, Thought of the Day, two new sections "Do You Remember...?" where we remember those that society has forgotten and The Big Question with Chet <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Ajabagger</span> in which Chet discusses those huge philosophical questions we all think about and then we'll conclude with a small tribute to those the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">CoMH</span> has really lost this year.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Pg4FCTMDhVQwKPxw0YNUVGAkz9xYwpHwkDErFTy_JGNEKEzWR1YRqQfi5zMqgtdsQGolckhX_h3Rt6DUyka4mYD7wyLaD-A-zjS0nAqotyXl7WNHRJG5BPm-AIGYMcLKEqA_85uPbw3o/s1600-h/dickspicks.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Pg4FCTMDhVQwKPxw0YNUVGAkz9xYwpHwkDErFTy_JGNEKEzWR1YRqQfi5zMqgtdsQGolckhX_h3Rt6DUyka4mYD7wyLaD-A-zjS0nAqotyXl7WNHRJG5BPm-AIGYMcLKEqA_85uPbw3o/s320/dickspicks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443609049330258738" border="0" /></a>1. Merton <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Breastloveski</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcPtSRsp6VAlQhvDjlo_gdYoM6CH-8-ng2p66f3USdd1OIBR8eMlEM7gRrnhRm37EcbSqodmTHCN-e7-YSrHinblTHX7Ilh74MCD3DvZ-FpC6byUxTTCI80ZF49ZXSWuKEDFek2PMxT8tv/s1600-h/merton.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcPtSRsp6VAlQhvDjlo_gdYoM6CH-8-ng2p66f3USdd1OIBR8eMlEM7gRrnhRm37EcbSqodmTHCN-e7-YSrHinblTHX7Ilh74MCD3DvZ-FpC6byUxTTCI80ZF49ZXSWuKEDFek2PMxT8tv/s320/merton.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443615166432774770" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">CoMH</span> co-founder and all round good egg, Merton was <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">saddly</span> missed by everyone here but now he's back from the "dead" and we are complete once again, now all we need is Mike to turn up.<br /><br />2. Phil off <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Eastenders</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHr4qVuIkk9cehQzcBn4sBYiE1DjpXnF3lDjKe-ELhi6-kOz3ULDuHJxQq5LDBZFSuOolpO2AatX1JGbZdcjSoZLDfCY85KwIh7loBRmkWck-Ul2EZG0U8rk_DEGKNP_NarzYo2zQN6E4q/s1600-h/phil_mitchell150.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHr4qVuIkk9cehQzcBn4sBYiE1DjpXnF3lDjKe-ELhi6-kOz3ULDuHJxQq5LDBZFSuOolpO2AatX1JGbZdcjSoZLDfCY85KwIh7loBRmkWck-Ul2EZG0U8rk_DEGKNP_NarzYo2zQN6E4q/s320/phil_mitchell150.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443615642975495970" border="0" /></a><br />Without a doubt he gave the best performance in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Eastenders</span> recent live episode and how did they repay him? They didn't make him the murderer! Well for moral support we're making him a Pick for the second week running.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlPVgtugI1WxuCn-mGVdaJWxs7opkEQG9t9UyoyaUdQyI9XAJx7m0stuWVP0ZSsa_ZF4NbhozuiogF9sJt4WFvRRfrJzZvYT8qP9v3mi0xJXptGucWNgMWJ9V-u8ghcVxm7YZgxtTJSmny/s1600-h/dickspricks.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlPVgtugI1WxuCn-mGVdaJWxs7opkEQG9t9UyoyaUdQyI9XAJx7m0stuWVP0ZSsa_ZF4NbhozuiogF9sJt4WFvRRfrJzZvYT8qP9v3mi0xJXptGucWNgMWJ9V-u8ghcVxm7YZgxtTJSmny/s320/dickspricks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443609457172661106" border="0" /></a>1. Dirty Sex Scandal Footballers<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_2YPBn-Q5LLWucdFqIje7vFl67GgaBNKLfio0KPG1e-WiVEJ53uqgPo7Tqehn46y_TlOzk5CQH3mkpRqpOiWNA2uujMio2jqPgPp8p4ttOf_apAj-fHfqZ4ElEAayMBn5fOKFc8WUOLzM/s1600-h/John_Terry_493722a.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_2YPBn-Q5LLWucdFqIje7vFl67GgaBNKLfio0KPG1e-WiVEJ53uqgPo7Tqehn46y_TlOzk5CQH3mkpRqpOiWNA2uujMio2jqPgPp8p4ttOf_apAj-fHfqZ4ElEAayMBn5fOKFc8WUOLzM/s320/John_Terry_493722a.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443615892404385170" border="0" /></a><br />Ashley Cole, John Terry, that other one who's name I can't remember. They're all as bad as Tiger Woods. Dirty, dirty boys.<br /><br />2. The Wrath of God<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhteasYbQEco04lgn-yV4hiIEl6dDXWYicP21FY22echgz0DR2gw2JyPDBeWPP73a0zi8D1WIA_qiR5QZ21WiFrFiAdXOX8WN-1lr_IT67rMwmabW32ns8Ug0IeUEzZTbeIakf03EGmQ_ek/s1600-h/wrath_of_god.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhteasYbQEco04lgn-yV4hiIEl6dDXWYicP21FY22echgz0DR2gw2JyPDBeWPP73a0zi8D1WIA_qiR5QZ21WiFrFiAdXOX8WN-1lr_IT67rMwmabW32ns8Ug0IeUEzZTbeIakf03EGmQ_ek/s320/wrath_of_god.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443616641053373858" border="0" /></a><br />God's still pissed off. More natural disasters and mental weather. What can we do to appease you Lord?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjogDM8sGESAQXRT3LT_NrDB2-s_ZhsDU0OPgB7Hb84-AQkedrN2c1BJiv7MPrIW3t0w5mYjQPzmJ_hVmHUBmt6XLcxU-LjDOu5t8rNPI9m5OwlZ1tOXHO3HK7K3u-VUIS862T0ZOi808Ff/s1600-h/toiletjimmy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjogDM8sGESAQXRT3LT_NrDB2-s_ZhsDU0OPgB7Hb84-AQkedrN2c1BJiv7MPrIW3t0w5mYjQPzmJ_hVmHUBmt6XLcxU-LjDOu5t8rNPI9m5OwlZ1tOXHO3HK7K3u-VUIS862T0ZOi808Ff/s320/toiletjimmy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443609748494701906" border="0" /></a><br />This week: To celebrate a year of A Dose of Dick with Dick Smalls there's only one thing Jimmy could poo, that's right he's only gone and shit the Mitchell brothers.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-1dq6UddemSShZZakT0Do9xGCFjRZsDMj4UFPGJiKSgMcuEh9IX4STaEvogMWFSE_AgbCvGiy9eVUTJrQ_nrEUzxdiPK52zCVrvg48xDnnS4VAsQI0fAcBggizMfdt4zlZ_b-rZE2wqfD/s1600-h/philgrant_468x351.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-1dq6UddemSShZZakT0Do9xGCFjRZsDMj4UFPGJiKSgMcuEh9IX4STaEvogMWFSE_AgbCvGiy9eVUTJrQ_nrEUzxdiPK52zCVrvg48xDnnS4VAsQI0fAcBggizMfdt4zlZ_b-rZE2wqfD/s320/philgrant_468x351.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443616901756484498" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAeix84VO-KDB4Cxl9MMX8kK5w3JajJganR5aVsC-H12cmsc4vhIta4eSotZ_sGEI6EhtEyaRAlTtPn71XfouSYX92WBxUelWUxytkoHJ1jkT_ysKOxbQnLiue7Ey8LNopa1TMzLAWSLz8/s1600-h/cliffpicofweek.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAeix84VO-KDB4Cxl9MMX8kK5w3JajJganR5aVsC-H12cmsc4vhIta4eSotZ_sGEI6EhtEyaRAlTtPn71XfouSYX92WBxUelWUxytkoHJ1jkT_ysKOxbQnLiue7Ey8LNopa1TMzLAWSLz8/s320/cliffpicofweek.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443609513245855346" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhOnuJfkq_jfoDlbtZKRsiS_ctuqdZZO6NEpLG7-uwdRNHQRm0GDrNHL7f3onLvBqtxKatUanqggqkPo1xuxp_LD8kddt4sJ0pM3fOBMiEdh_4Qk9MnH7R-xiaNNPWMi3FdVs_i3VCt_Fk/s1600-h/tumblr_kvenjgs2RI1qa47zo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhOnuJfkq_jfoDlbtZKRsiS_ctuqdZZO6NEpLG7-uwdRNHQRm0GDrNHL7f3onLvBqtxKatUanqggqkPo1xuxp_LD8kddt4sJ0pM3fOBMiEdh_4Qk9MnH7R-xiaNNPWMi3FdVs_i3VCt_Fk/s320/tumblr_kvenjgs2RI1qa47zo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443617148772810370" border="0" /></a><br />Cliff just looking incredibly sexy...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyNKLxFfPeso0HaiHFdbDoab7uG5LAHWwMKf4esF1ReiaiqQRxIor3_BWL3q1S70ssKofmLPiZa6f4Y4QJPrscJQX3QFRBfe8PoQLM7L2wVVJoGg_VrRIvVj1zU7LFmNB0jKeBCzm716c7/s1600-h/HotGossip.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyNKLxFfPeso0HaiHFdbDoab7uG5LAHWwMKf4esF1ReiaiqQRxIor3_BWL3q1S70ssKofmLPiZa6f4Y4QJPrscJQX3QFRBfe8PoQLM7L2wVVJoGg_VrRIvVj1zU7LFmNB0jKeBCzm716c7/s320/HotGossip.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443609573378653586" border="0" /></a><br />Hey everyone the pant straining Zanzibar here with your latest batch of Jordan rumours.<br /><br />1. Jordan's<span class="mediumtxt"> pubes are fibre optic and her pee is pure nitrogen<br /><br />2. </span><span class="mediumtxt">Jordan's tears are adhesive and that if she caught fire, she'd burn for a thousand days<br /><br />3. </span><span class="mediumtxt">On really warm days Jordan sheds her skin like a snake<br /><br />4. Jordan's </span><span class="mediumtxt">a C.I.A. experiment that went wrong, and she only eats cheese<br /><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlHRCgC5BDnDG5lAIQq29Hjjoht3sagxJpDqRWYD1SU27pOwdRuAHxOH0DAZ5udvMoxHOgyIdXHv96LspYc0zuwLPCzLiOzSXjT6uW87zCCdk-OBXe_Z_nr6mG_VYOtDH9U6gB8ttbJacn/s1600-h/doyouremember.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlHRCgC5BDnDG5lAIQq29Hjjoht3sagxJpDqRWYD1SU27pOwdRuAHxOH0DAZ5udvMoxHOgyIdXHv96LspYc0zuwLPCzLiOzSXjT6uW87zCCdk-OBXe_Z_nr6mG_VYOtDH9U6gB8ttbJacn/s320/doyouremember.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443612284686558498" border="0" /></a><br />Hello followers of Mike and welcome to my new section of A Dose of Dick, Do You Remember...?in which we remember those things that have left the public eye this week...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">John McCain<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3HKOtyvIujMALLI9iHpJgT5L21TQfcEuA5hYEu0uWhJk49YcQTrDoN-d-Ldh_MNRbMIblR3RqAxdEYV-jVTadJvpYEDLB7lwsdMIyPgZ9KzkXz7a6Me0M4DIJahZTXxxBjvcRz82gYtpl/s1600-h/John+McCain999.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 251px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3HKOtyvIujMALLI9iHpJgT5L21TQfcEuA5hYEu0uWhJk49YcQTrDoN-d-Ldh_MNRbMIblR3RqAxdEYV-jVTadJvpYEDLB7lwsdMIyPgZ9KzkXz7a6Me0M4DIJahZTXxxBjvcRz82gYtpl/s320/John+McCain999.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443617320484460018" border="0" /></a><br />Seriously what happened to this guy? A few years ago he was on TV all the time and now you never see him. If you have any information on where he is now e-mail me at mertonbreastloveski@hotmail.co.uk<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoUIlJR_53yYXO7C9nrMbk968vpbTXHSl8ZUaFptFXaWgAe41qORL72nRSQDLaYWGgUHal2eegIGJ6ln1y4BdWjRoXFmuBpsEdYu1C9UlNzhyphenhyphengqmz99INwU2QtL1seK_wsyKqFm6sK5X6V/s1600-h/chetbigquestion.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoUIlJR_53yYXO7C9nrMbk968vpbTXHSl8ZUaFptFXaWgAe41qORL72nRSQDLaYWGgUHal2eegIGJ6ln1y4BdWjRoXFmuBpsEdYu1C9UlNzhyphenhyphengqmz99INwU2QtL1seK_wsyKqFm6sK5X6V/s320/chetbigquestion.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443612235490572034" border="0" /></a><br />Welcome to my new section where I answer the big questions. This week who'd win in a fight between <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">cuckold</span> frog Kermit and creepily camp <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">gaybo</span> Big Bird?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZJAIffBLMifvdP0aqiMKIhWxjkYcugf31wRP3Zs21sjvswuyOowyEj_wRFkOxNTfodLkLBmpjthebUfp5SCw7OhkgqM3FA3sqCbHWMM4vPjlyLLa0qcW7pcEgx1E7HhL1qJIC-CY565-N/s1600-h/bigbirdvskermit.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 121px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZJAIffBLMifvdP0aqiMKIhWxjkYcugf31wRP3Zs21sjvswuyOowyEj_wRFkOxNTfodLkLBmpjthebUfp5SCw7OhkgqM3FA3sqCbHWMM4vPjlyLLa0qcW7pcEgx1E7HhL1qJIC-CY565-N/s320/bigbirdvskermit.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443614587140408018" border="0" /></a><br />Well Kermit's got less spine than a jelly fish but Big Bird is camper than <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Liberache</span>. I think what it'll come down to in this fight is who they have to back them up. Kermit has Miss Piggy, morbidly obese but with a voice that can kill and Big Bird has his life partner Mr. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Snuffleupagus</span> the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">mammoth</span> that's as camp as he is. Again I think we're pretty much tied. Kermit could bring in Animal who I think would be pretty handy in a fight but then Big Bird has the Cookie Monster who's even tougher now he's been on a none cookie based diet. I think it's safe to say that overall Kermit would win as the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Muppets</span> could easily beat the Sesame Street Crew with only Cookie Monster and the Count posing any real threat.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEWy1TBv85aCv8RfCaCncgBp1A850P9CTAr4HBk-UWw2z2xpjz4PXJvAs3N2n9rZz1JygchZGPBCSZBrqbrHhFbE5rK8xHq-BOQ1vMYkfie78vASxN13W7Ix_DUHegPkOEqWTBxL3RXwSj/s1600-h/winner.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEWy1TBv85aCv8RfCaCncgBp1A850P9CTAr4HBk-UWw2z2xpjz4PXJvAs3N2n9rZz1JygchZGPBCSZBrqbrHhFbE5rK8xHq-BOQ1vMYkfie78vASxN13W7Ix_DUHegPkOEqWTBxL3RXwSj/s320/winner.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443623526375032626" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Kermit the Frog<br /><br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpL6qGeS4yNeulqlhRMONcVZ5la3RrNg7b9roB1HvjeTmj4DEfI8w6TIDz7MKZr8StgG_tH0FIpxEjTokUOsbVnu3yDCkqaiT8GJmjy9kXigIIkzS85ISd-5rLvwYykMIC_9r0OB1C_EHn/s1600-h/kermit_the_frog1237963302.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 253px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpL6qGeS4yNeulqlhRMONcVZ5la3RrNg7b9roB1HvjeTmj4DEfI8w6TIDz7MKZr8StgG_tH0FIpxEjTokUOsbVnu3yDCkqaiT8GJmjy9kXigIIkzS85ISd-5rLvwYykMIC_9r0OB1C_EHn/s320/kermit_the_frog1237963302.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443623668923519586" border="0" /></a><br />Kermit and co would easily beat Big Bird to death but when it comes to a frog that enjoys inter species erotica and a giant gay bird getting queer with an extinct species they're both losers.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZZQrkSR31y-_cdlpbTqcUwo9-hpicBem0x7rkXPP6MT5l_P03o7u7wpv6RGdmx2g2jyE60iVzR97c7PZbH0smGZd7hk0YHooQjfgCiYyok_E4fhQpjalF_CTJrZGki1qd41IBvK7GuWyk/s1600-h/gravestone.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZZQrkSR31y-_cdlpbTqcUwo9-hpicBem0x7rkXPP6MT5l_P03o7u7wpv6RGdmx2g2jyE60iVzR97c7PZbH0smGZd7hk0YHooQjfgCiYyok_E4fhQpjalF_CTJrZGki1qd41IBvK7GuWyk/s320/gravestone.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443613458449865186" border="0" /></a>1. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">Merta</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Drogosich</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ7nRLNSt6e46NjfvmPyLdEC-SJhwmtVXaO2n9rtbpntK2zf_ah4zUuzWWwuzRwkXxLjLC21r1XASLKyvRjk2vQ6WX94xa1OLyzPvuZ5l0mE9Td7jx4TdqHrj-QfTmBJN-3vSt5guyIN9h/s1600-h/mertadrogosich.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ7nRLNSt6e46NjfvmPyLdEC-SJhwmtVXaO2n9rtbpntK2zf_ah4zUuzWWwuzRwkXxLjLC21r1XASLKyvRjk2vQ6WX94xa1OLyzPvuZ5l0mE9Td7jx4TdqHrj-QfTmBJN-3vSt5guyIN9h/s320/mertadrogosich.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443617462385277442" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Merta</span> has been the head of Emotional Development at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">CoMH</span> since 1995. We had hoped to bring you her motivational programme "Smile and Be Happy" but <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Merta</span> took her own life <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">recenly</span>...<br /><br />2. Professor Steve "Apples & Pears" Mitchell<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcZ_KDxlg8aJk2CllpfJMWw_hUWiZTatqnEmcbYkPLJOHOJvX1i6txtUb_Sxsw80t-nCvfz0bNbixjIJrwOe7KDDMBdcort1lCDX5uGVXfGuYfN780HxHzzdFmVlts4XoH6egBOTRhwUEH/s1600-h/robert-morin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcZ_KDxlg8aJk2CllpfJMWw_hUWiZTatqnEmcbYkPLJOHOJvX1i6txtUb_Sxsw80t-nCvfz0bNbixjIJrwOe7KDDMBdcort1lCDX5uGVXfGuYfN780HxHzzdFmVlts4XoH6egBOTRhwUEH/s320/robert-morin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443617709372107730" border="0" /></a><br />Steve recently provided cockney translations for Danny Dyer here at A Dose of Dick. It appears this triggered a severe depression for Steve. He was found hanging from a tree above a pile of smashed up copies of Danny Dyer's comedy football DVD "Man with Ball Falls Over" and a note that said "I've wasted my life. Cockney is the stupidest thing ever and I stooped so low that I actually translated for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">Danny Dyer</span> and his comedy football DVD isn't even that funny". We here at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">CoMH</span> send out deepest sympathies to his family we can't help feel we're at least partly responsible for this...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitHVx-lQIm0PwgIrxPR1s8xtS2Ld7_4OSmMOM3jltSkNx5jtsn_ZWoYY9RsZBIhgjYGa_bFGnmUZCRDQY10Ec2snZi-4YHc1aN_WJlgte70q2UOVDenmy3MCxGTKwgxyrYBRazKoooJQh0/s1600-h/newthought.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitHVx-lQIm0PwgIrxPR1s8xtS2Ld7_4OSmMOM3jltSkNx5jtsn_ZWoYY9RsZBIhgjYGa_bFGnmUZCRDQY10Ec2snZi-4YHc1aN_WJlgte70q2UOVDenmy3MCxGTKwgxyrYBRazKoooJQh0/s320/newthought.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443609632049907794" border="0" /></a><br />"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." <span style="font-style: italic;">Ronald Reagan, former President, idiot, dead<br /><br /></span>Peace & Love<br /><br />Dick Smalls & the Dose of Dick Team<br /><br />p.s. check out our friend <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">MVD</span> <a href="http://michaelvandyke.blogspot.com/">here</a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span>Dick Smallshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06123767692778250724noreply@blogger.com0