Hello my fellow Huggynites and welcome to the first Dose of Dick at our new home. I hope you're enjoying life here at The World of Dick where you can find A Dose of Dick, Randy's World of Hate, Going Down To Poo Town and Don't Believe The Truth with Michael Van Dyke. Well this week's Dose of Dick has a very political feel to it and I think it compliments Randy's most recent post nicely. This week we've got Picks and Pricks, Jimmy's Poo, The Big Question, Do You Remember?, Thought of The Day and Grinty A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words. As you know summer is fast approaching and once again I will be taking a break from the blog to go and spread the word of Mike to the rest of the world. Whilst I'm away A Dose of Dick will be in the hands of our new friend Reverand Black of The Church of Hell & Pain & All That Evil Stuff, I hope you'll show him the same love and respect you show me.
1. Gordon Brown
Yeah he's gone and we're gonna miss him. Ok he was creepier than that old guy who used to feel me up in the children's home but at least he wasn't David Cameron.
2. Scotland
The Scots made it very clear that they don't want Cameron and we love them for that. It's likely we will be relocating to Scotland in the not too distant future.
3. James Leopold Dense
It's Jimmy's birthday on Monday so make sure you send him your birthday wishes on Facebook.
1. Fearne Cotton
I'm sure you were expecting David Cameron but he's already got a roasting off Randy this week. So we've decided to go for Radio 1 mongoloid Fearne Cotton. Why? Well there's that god awful advert for Radio 1's Big Weekend where she mongs out over something called Pendulum and secondly we caught the end of her interview with Paris Hilton the other night. She described Hilton as somone who works incredibly hard...What the fudge?!? Total prick behaviour.
2. (p)Rick Edwards & Anyone else involved in Yoof TV
I hate pRick Edwards, he is a prick as is everyone else that hosts T4 or anything on BBC3. I hate you all so damn much. And young people that think this prick is funny and clever put yourself on this list of prickery.
3. Danny Dyer
This is the first time that a member of the C.o.M.H. team has been a prick but Danny really deserves it. He should be here every week because he's the biggest prick at C.o.M.H. but this week we're not impressed with his agony uncle column where he advised a man to cut his ex girlfriend's face so that no one else would want her. I think Mr. Dyer should check out Dear Randy to find out how to give good advice.
4. Ginger kid off Bootiful Chicken Advert
What the hell is going on? If you want to sell something especially food you don't get a disgusting ginger to sing at it. Well as it's Jimmy's birthday we've agreed to post the picture of the ginger kid as a testicle eating pirate he drew on Paint. Enjoy!
Do you remember when we weren't completely f**ked? Yeah they were the good old days.
What a hunk.
This week: Our beautiful country which has now fallen under the control of that demon Cameron.
This week David Cameron vs. Adolf Hitler. Who is the worst?
Hitler was bad but at least he was pretty honest about it and we're not Jewish so he wouldn't have been to bad to us. Cameron wants to screw us and he will.
Cameron is the biggest monster in the world right now. And in this case he may be the winner but we are all losers.
"I do not enjoy the act of pooing I just enjoy the end result," James Leopold Dense, blogger, retard
I'm sure you were expecting David Cameron but he's already got a roasting off Randy this week. So we've decided to go for Radio 1 mongoloid Fearne Cotton. Why? Well there's that god awful advert for Radio 1's Big Weekend where she mongs out over something called Pendulum and secondly we caught the end of her interview with Paris Hilton the other night. She described Hilton as somone who works incredibly hard...What the fudge?!? Total prick behaviour.
2. (p)Rick Edwards & Anyone else involved in Yoof TV
I hate pRick Edwards, he is a prick as is everyone else that hosts T4 or anything on BBC3. I hate you all so damn much. And young people that think this prick is funny and clever put yourself on this list of prickery.
3. Danny Dyer
This is the first time that a member of the C.o.M.H. team has been a prick but Danny really deserves it. He should be here every week because he's the biggest prick at C.o.M.H. but this week we're not impressed with his agony uncle column where he advised a man to cut his ex girlfriend's face so that no one else would want her. I think Mr. Dyer should check out Dear Randy to find out how to give good advice.
4. Ginger kid off Bootiful Chicken Advert
What the hell is going on? If you want to sell something especially food you don't get a disgusting ginger to sing at it. Well as it's Jimmy's birthday we've agreed to post the picture of the ginger kid as a testicle eating pirate he drew on Paint. Enjoy!
Do you remember when we weren't completely f**ked? Yeah they were the good old days.
What a hunk.
This week: Our beautiful country which has now fallen under the control of that demon Cameron.
This week David Cameron vs. Adolf Hitler. Who is the worst?
Hitler was bad but at least he was pretty honest about it and we're not Jewish so he wouldn't have been to bad to us. Cameron wants to screw us and he will.
Cameron is the biggest monster in the world right now. And in this case he may be the winner but we are all losers.
"I do not enjoy the act of pooing I just enjoy the end result," James Leopold Dense, blogger, retard
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