As we fast approach the first anniversary of the very first A Dose of Dick with Dick Smalls we thought we'd refresh your memories of the good ol' days so enjoy some classic Dick!
Originally posted: 3rd March 2009
Greetings my fellow Huggynites and welcome to the latest Dose of Dick with me Dick Smalls. And what a dose of Dick I have for you today, today it's safe to say you will be completely satisfied by this dose of Dick.
This Week at CoMH:
We have exciting news for all you amazing Huggynites. This week will see the official release of the Holy Scriptures, yes my friends The Book of Mike is coming. The Gospels according to Merton, Chet and yours truly will be making their debut on the world wide web. I am so excited to share this with you. The coming months will see the full release of the entire story of CoMH from the birth to the resurrection of the Prophet.
In other CoMH news Brother Chet is continuing his sell out lecture tour. This week he's in Newcastle. Brother Merton will be holding a service at the Temple of Mike Huggins this Sunday in Redcar we'd love to see you all there if you can make it. And of course I'll be working on another dose of Dick to fill your minds with.
Dick's Picks:
1. Pauline off Eastenders R.I.P.
Brave Pauline from Eastenders passed away last week after a heroic fight against cancer. Here at CoMH we having nothing but praise for Pauline off Eastenders, Cancer is a serious illness and anyone that fights it is amazing. Rest in peace you hero.
2. John Virgo
Happy birthday John, 63 years young. I hope you can pot all your balls with your signature trick shots.
3. Sir Patrick Moore
No he's not dead. Honestly he really is still alive. Happy Birthday Mr. Moore, 86 years old that's a long time! And you're really fat so it's doubly impressive. I bet you're into astronomy because you witnessed the Big Bang eh? Cause you're that old.
Dick's Pricks:
This weeks Dick's Pricks are three of nature's greatest evils.
1. Cancer
Damn you to hell cancer, you've taken so much but given us so little. Wendy Richard, George Harrison, Lance Armstrong's good testicle, Bob Marley, Walt Disney and Hubert H. Humphrey. You also made it acceptable to wear bandanas you scum.
2. AIDS
I mean Holy mother of Mike how much does AIDS suck? A hell of alot I tell you.
3. Strokes
Strokes are just terrible, Chet had one back in 63 and he's never been the same since. So let's rid the world of these evils.
As ever we end with our words of wisdom make sure you live by this:
"It's only a game, so put up a real good fight.
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight"
Peace and Love
Dick Smalls
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