Welcome to the first official proper Dose of Dick of the new decade. It's good to be back doing what I do best, blogging. Next week we celebrate the first anniversary of A Dose of Dick with Dick Smalls and boy am I looking forward to it! Anyway this week we've got Picks & Pricks, Jimmy's Poo, Cliff Richard Picture of the Week and Words of Wisdom! Enjoy!

1. Peter Andre

Poor Pete's been having a tough week what with his ex (the she beast who must not be named) remarrying and Sky making him cry. Well everyone here at CoMH sends our love and best wishes to our favourite plastic man.

2. Reggie Bush

Reggie Bush, Superbowl, something, something woooo!

3. Michael Van Dyke's Truth Movement

Our good friend Michael Van Dyke has joined us here at blogger and has lauched his own blog Don't Believe The Truth which can be found here: http://michaelvandyke.blogspot.com/ check it out it's dead cool.

1. Jordan/Katie Price

Yes that evil woman (these week played by a sad clown) has once again broken Pete's heart and equalled Daniel Radcliffe's record for appearances on the Prick Down.

2. The Wrath of God

Snow, ice, earthquakes, floods. God is seriously pissed off at us all and it sucks.

This week Cliff is looking effortlessly cool as usual.

This week: A golden pocket watch that once belonged to my grandfather Mongo Dense.

"Peace is its own reward," Gandhi, spiritual leader, shoeless, hippy