Greetings followers of the Prophet Mike.
In the last few days the CoMH has spent a great deal of time in the spotlight after this picture appeared in a tabloid newspaper:
We have recieved many concerned e-mails from loyal followers about our Chairman, Dick Smalls. As many of you will know Dick recently split from his beautiful wife, Regina, Miss Thailand 1976, after 32 years of marriage. This has been a major blow to Dick and his eldest son Larry, the head of P.R. at CoMH, has checked Dick into the Priory Clinic to help him overcome his alcoholism. At the Priory he'll be sharing a cell, sorry I mean room with Chet afer his recent relapse. All of us here at CoMH wish Dick a speedy recovery. Due to the loss of the two most senior members of CoMH we have been forced to hire a temporary chairman to cover for them. Luckily for us Dick's elder brother Lancelot Smalls recently became available and will take charge of CoMH until Dick is fit to work again.
Peace & Love
CoMH
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