Dick's Special Pricks
As part of Dick's recovery his therapist recommended that Dick does something really enjoys. And there's nothing Dick loves more than picking his pricks. So here's a special movie edition of Dick's Pricks where Dick has picked his top 10 bad actors. Enjoy!
Here we go in reverse order...
10) Tom Cruise
He's back for a second time. It's Tom Cruise star of Cocktail, Top Gun, Born On The Fourth of July and Legend. Classics in their own right. Mr. Cruise I do not enjoy your "acting" and politely request you retire gracefully.
9) Nicholas Cage
Is his face really that wide? Is he just a puppet? Has he got lock jaw? Is he a mongoloid? Who knows but one thing's for sure. He's a bad actor...and a prick.
8) Ben Affleck
I'm going to tell you something that will upset you. Ben Affleck has earned more money from his "acting" than you will earn in your life. He gets millions for being Ben Affleck doesn't it just make you sick?
7) Adam Sandler
What is it with this guy? His voice pisses me off. His face pisses me off. And I hate his films and his terrible acting. What a prick.
6) Paris Hilton
Did you see her in My Name Is Earl? She had one line and she delivered it in an unbareably bad way. Those cold dead eyes fill me with a rage. Please Paris stop. Please
5) Ricky Gervais
Gervais your not funny. Your episode of The Simpsons was the worst ever. And you can't act you prick.
4) Cederic off Harry Potter (The one that died but you didn't really know who he was so you didn't care that much)
Floppy haired pansy. Can't act. Looks a little bit gay. Yep that's why he got the main role in chick flick slighty gay Twilight. What a prick.
3) Rupert Grint
RECORD BREAKER!!!!!
Yes he's now officially the biggest prick in the universe, he has now over taken Josef Fritzl and been a Dick's Prick a record 3 times. And here's why...You look at him and you want to vomit. He's ginger and thinks it's acceptable to have long hair and all he does is pull stupid faces and grunt. God I hate him.
2) That mongoloid from Twilight
Has she suffered a stroke? Cause she talks a bit like she's had a stroke. And her face looks very strokey. Well if she hasn't then she has no right to call herself her an actress.
1) Daniel Radcliffe
Joining Tom Cruise and Josef Fritzl at 2nd on the all time biggest pricks in the universe it's cock exposing horse s hagger Daniel Radcliffe. His acting is the worse in the universe. Harry Potter 3 is pretty terrible. Have you seen the crying seen? We thought he was bad in the first 4 Harry Potter films then came the fifth. Like a Pokemon his bad acting has gone through 3 stages of evolution reaching it's peak in the first ten minutes of the fifth Harry Potter. This was the most painful thing I have endured in my long life. Give it up Radcliffe, you are lower than that ginger bastard Grint what does that tell you?
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