A Dose of Dick
with Dick SmallsHey kids it's me again! My wife has officially filed for divorce. So I'm feeling a little bit down today. I've been drinking since 7a.m. but the pain just won't go away. I am so very lonely. Chet if you're reading this I need you to hold me, tightly, all night.
Dick's Picks:
Dick Smalls
That man there is me! I'm a pick I really am. And ladies I'm available if you want your own personal dose of Dick call me.
Dick's Pricks:
My wife, Regina Smalls
This beautiful bitch broke my heart. She ripped it out smashed it into tiny pieces and stomped on it a little more. She wrote jokes for Penguins and met another joke writer Bertha. Now they live together and are going to have a full on lesbo civil partnership this summer. I wish I was dead.
Words of Wisdom:
"Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
I need your arms to hold me now
The nights are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held you beside me
(chorus)Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Un-do this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked outta my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart, my heart
Take back that sad word good-bye
Bring back the joy to my life
Don't leave me here with these tears
Come and kiss this pain away
I can't forget the day you left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without you here beside me
(Chorus)Ohh, oh
Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain
Bring back the nights when I held you beside me
(rpt Chorus except last line)
Un-break myUn-break my heart, oh baby
Come back and say you love me
Un-break my heartSweet darlin'
Without you I just can't go on
Can't go on"
Peace & Love
A Heartbroken Dick Smalls
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