18th November 2009

Greetings and salutations and welcome to another Dose of Dick. In this week's blog we the latest inductions into the CoMH Hall of Fame, a thought of the day and another collection of Picks and Pricks for your reading pleasure.

1. Jedward

This is the first time we've ever had someone go from a prick one week to a pick the next. We here at CoMH had lost sight of the fact that these are two young men just following their dreams, yes they're shit but so is everyone else on X Factor. John and Edward we're sorry for calling you pricks, you didn't deserve it , we're really really sorry.

2. Rupert Grint

It looks like it's a week of Prick reversals here. Former Prick champion Grinty, a previous record holder for the largest number of Prick's in Dick's Pricks (before being surpassed by his Harry Potter costar Radcliffe), is made a pick for the first time because, as you can see in this picture, he is a proud supporter of A Dose of Dick. On his chest he is wearing the face of yours truly and for that Grinty we salute you!

3. Peter Schmeichel

We're really running low on ideas for picks this week (ain't that always the way?) so to fill up some space we're wishing Danish bacon salesman Peter Schmeichel a happy birthday.

1. Daniel Radcliffe

RECORD BREAKER!!!!! Yes he's back again for an all time record 5th appearance as a prick. What's the flaming Douche Bag done to offend us this time? Drugs of course. Hippies do drugs and we hate hippies. And now we hate Daniel Radcliffe. Even more than before. What's a suitable punishment? Well I think he should be tied down and forced to watch the opening ten minutes of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

2. Calvin Harris

This talentless prick tried to ruin Jedward's performance on X Factor last week. Then he said he wanted to point out how shit the music on X Factor is, listen to your own shit music, you have room to talk you prick.

3. Jordan/Katie Price

It is the policy of CoMH not to show the face of the she-beast Katie Price so this week she will be played by NBA legend Michael Jordan. She's back whoring herself out on I'm A Celebrity again. I don't need to explain why she's a prick I'll leave that to Zanzibar.

CoMH Hall of Fame #2

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin was a special man that cared about animals in a very special way. He is still sorely missed throughout the world and here at CoMH we'd like to salute him. Just imagine if we'd had Steve in the Garden of Eden, we'd still be living there. God bless you Steve Irwin and all that sailed in you.

CoMH Hall of Famer #3

Barry Scott

Barry Scott, that booming voice, that sense of authority, we here at CoMH admire you. When I first saw your adverts for Cilit Bang I didn't know who you were but you introduced yourself with such authority I felt guilty for it. How many people here can say they are Barry Scott? I know I can't. The rules specify that only the dead can enter the CoMH but those who've seen his recent adverts know he's dead inside.

Thought of the Day:

"I shit the Mitchell brothers," FIsMonkH, youtube viewer, moron