Greetings my fellow Huggynites and welcome to another Dose of Dick. I'm currently training for this week's Dancing With The Stars where I shall be performing a Foxtrot!
Obviously I've been really busy recently so the blog has suffered but don't worry we are planning a full relaunch in the coming months so that's something to look forward to. Now it's time for Dick's Picks!
Dick's Picks:
1. Stephen Gately
Only the good die young and once again someone dear to our hearts has joined the angels much too soon. Boyzone were very close to our hearts and it was such a shock to hear of sweet Stephen's passing. Chet hasn't stopped crying.2. Kathy Ireland
3. Peter Andre
Every day I must get at least a thousand e-mails asking me which side the CoMH takes in the case of Katie and Peter. Well the CoMH is proud to stand by Peter because Katie Price is a double whore and a half.
4. Dr. Sam Beckett & Al
Dr. Sam Beckett was part of an experiment that went horribly wrong and he's now forever trapped "leaping" through time and taking on the lives of every day people, putting right what was once wrong. And last week he leapt into Chet and with the help of his hologramatical friend Al cured him of his alcoholism. Cheers guys!
Dick's Pricks:
1. Donny Osmond
Donny Osmond is a cheating bastard. Last week whilst performing a Tango on Dancing With The Stars he used an illegal lift and yet still got top marks. And he's only half the singer that Little Jimmy Osmond is so there!
2. Len Goodman
Top marks for Donny Len? Really? This is why you're a prick. And my rumba deserved at least a ten.
3. Katie Price/Jordan
Seriously why do people consider this piece of filth news worthy? She's half the man Peter is.
Well next week you can look forward to another top 10 bad actors Dick's Pricks special and a Top 5 Celebrities That Look Like They Have Down's Syndrome with Jimmy Dense. To tide you over here are some words of wisdom...
Words of Wisdom:
"Possibly is infinity! You must be satisfied!"
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