Welcome dear readers to the dawning of a new era. Yes I am now the boss of The World of Dick and to celebrate I present to you The Official C.o.M.H. Cuntdown it's basically an even better version of Randy's Retards and Dick's Pricks. Each month I'll select the top ten cunts in the world right now, who will be number 1? Let's find out!
They seriously could just rename this Cunt TV. BBC fucking 3 is just shit. Every shitty mongoloid TV show in the world appears on this crapfest. Coming of Age, 2 Pints of Larger, Lee Nelson's Well Goodshow, Russell Howard's Good News, Family Guy. The list is endless. If you are a thick fucking retard then BBC3 is for you but for the rest of us that don't sign our names in wax crayon this is cuntworthy bollocks.
You are not Phil's son you camp freak! Stop trying to damage the reputation of C.o.M.H.'s man of the decade you boggle eyed cunt.
We're legally prevented from venting our true feelings about Cameron. Hopefully his appearance on this list goes someway to expressing them.
Smurfs are fucking dicks seriously. Stupid blue cunts who talk shit and act like fucking retards. I'd like to shove my smurfing foot right up your smurfer you smurfing smurf.
Britain's Got Talent apparently and this talent is spotted by botox faced cunt Amanda Holden... What the fuck? Seriously this creepy faced bitch has no talent.
For some reason the still born potato is the anchor for ITV's coverage of this years Soccerball Championships. He is of course an expert because he played for... oh no wait he's just a spud faced cunt that knows nothing about anything.
This fucking loud mouthed cock stain is listened to by millions of brain dead mongoloids. After suffering the misfortune of hearing his "hilarious" alternative commentary on a recent soccerball game with his cunty side kick Comedy Dave who is too much of a none entity to even appear on the cuntdown. Moyles you are a painfully unfunny cunt, your jokes appear and if this list proves anything it's that being fat and loud does not make you entertaining so fuck off back to Twatsville you fucking sweaty mongoloid.
The reason god created condoms. Fat, unfunny, yobbish prick. He betrayed his fellow fat people by appearing in a series of adverts that showed a fat man being bullied by filthy fucking gingers. This cunt now has a show about soccerball, as if Adrian Chiles wasn't bad enough we now have someone who would only be allowed to play in goal if he was even chosen to play. Fuck off Corden Gavin and Stacey was shit, you are shit and we all hate you. And let me give you this warning if you ever give Star Trek's very own Captain Picard any shit ever again we will all come and kick your cunty arse. Prick.
For a long time Radcliffe was C.o.M.H.'s all time biggest prick. He's still a shit actor and we're sure he'll be able to reclaim the top spot with the release of the final Harry Potter films.
Who else could could top the very first cuntdown? Yes Jordan (this week played by the Phantom of the Opera) continues to revolt the human race with her very existence.
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