A Dose of Dick
with Dick Smalls
Greetings my fellow Huggynites!
Yes after 4 months in a secure unit I am returned! And I'm glad to report that I'm fully recovered from my recent breakdown. Why haven't I updated for so long? Well as many of you will know I have been taking part in the smash hit TV show Dancing with the Stars against such legends as Donny Osmond and Waldo from Where's Wally. Thank you for all the support I've recieved from the loyal supporters of CoMH.
Dick's Picks:
1. Michael Jackson
It hit us all hard here at CoMH. Losing such a bright star is always traumatic but Michael meant so much to us all here at CoMH. Who can forget Chet's magical rendition of Ben at the funeral of Jimmy's pet rat Ben or when Buzzy Gastro performed the moonwalk at Mikestock '94. We salute you Michael.
2. Patrick Swayze
Another soul lost to us in recent months. Dirty Dancing is the Prophet Mike's favourite movie and we were all saddened by Patrick's passing.
Dick's Pricks:
1. Woof the Dog
We here at CoMH love Where's Wally/Waldo but do you know what we don't like? Woof the cheating bastard dog how can you find a dog's tale at the beach? Die Woof, die.
2. Lily Allen
Normally we haven't nothing against cave men with Down's syndrome having successful music careers but when it comes to Lily Allen we just don't see the appeal at all.
Catch you next time Huggynites for the all new Dose of Dick.
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