Tuesday, 2 June 2009

A Big Dollop of Dick

A Dose of Dick



with Dick Smalls


Hey kids it's me again! My wife has officially filed for divorce. So I'm feeling a little bit down today. I've been drinking since 7a.m. but the pain just won't go away. I am so very lonely. Chet if you're reading this I need you to hold me, tightly, all night.


Dick's Picks:


Dick Smalls






That man there is me! I'm a pick I really am. And ladies I'm available if you want your own personal dose of Dick call me.

Dick's Pricks:

My wife, Regina Smalls




This beautiful bitch broke my heart. She ripped it out smashed it into tiny pieces and stomped on it a little more. She wrote jokes for Penguins and met another joke writer Bertha. Now they live together and are going to have a full on lesbo civil partnership this summer. I wish I was dead.


Words of Wisdom:


"Don't leave me in all this pain

Don't leave me out in the rain

Come back and bring back my smile

Come and take these tears away

I need your arms to hold me now

The nights are so unkind

Bring back those nights when I held you beside me


(chorus)Un-break my heart

Say you'll love me again

Un-do this hurt you caused

When you walked out the door

And walked outta my life

Un-cry these tears

I cried so many nights

Un-break my heart, my heart

Take back that sad word good-bye

Bring back the joy to my life

Don't leave me here with these tears

Come and kiss this pain away

I can't forget the day you left

Time is so unkind

And life is so cruel without you here beside me


(Chorus)Ohh, oh

Don't leave me in all this pain

Don't leave me out in the rain

Bring back the nights when I held you beside me


(rpt Chorus except last line)

Un-break myUn-break my heart, oh baby

Come back and say you love me

Un-break my heartSweet darlin'

Without you I just can't go on

Can't go on"

Peace & Love

A Heartbroken Dick Smalls

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